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OmegaTomHank 10/04/17 3:22:20 PM #1: |
how do I even.. do I just lay it on top?
I dont know! Just stick it in Dont you know how to put this on? No Ive never used this.. I dont know just put it on your dick WTF this is like a a garbage bag no one can fit in this My last boyfriend could... Bullshit Serious,, he was huge, like an arm Yea but Im talking about people not you dating your horse Lol just wrap it around and pull out when you are done oh whatever yolo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 10/04/17 3:23:43 PM #2: |
Wait has she never used it or did she use it with her last boyfriend?
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Zacek 10/04/17 3:24:40 PM #3: |
That's fun.
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SmokeMassTree 10/04/17 3:25:27 PM #4: |
Horse girls are always crazy
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OmegaTomHank 10/04/17 3:29:54 PM #5: |
MICHALECOLE posted...
Wait has she never used it or did she use it with her last boyfriend? She was saying he was so big he could fit the condom being used improperly which was very likely a massive exaggeration. Even Mandingo wouldnt fit in one of those things, youd have to have like 10 inches in girth ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 10/04/17 3:31:54 PM #6: |
Damn your gf sounds savage talking about her ex having a huge dick to you
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OmegaTomHank 10/04/17 3:33:04 PM #7: |
Was a hookup. But yeah.
Lmao Im not particularly small so I didnt really care too much. But yeah if youve ever seen them they basically stretch outward like Reynolds wrap...theres almost no way you could put it on a male and it actually be effective ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 10/04/17 3:35:38 PM #8: |
i mean you don't put them on the male though
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Smarkil 10/04/17 3:36:53 PM #9: |
Have you ever tried to use a ziploc bag as a condom?
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OmegaTomHank 10/04/17 3:38:53 PM #10: |
Jen0125 posted...
i mean you don't put them on the male though Thats the joke Jen. No one actually knows how to use a female condom ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RCtheWSBC 10/04/17 3:39:22 PM #11: |
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OmegaTomHank 10/04/17 3:39:49 PM #12: |
Smarkil posted...
Have you ever tried to use a ziploc bag as a condom? That seems like that would be horrible for the gal.. The hell? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OmegaTomHank 10/04/17 3:41:40 PM #13: |
RCtheWSBC posted...
diaphragm? Mightve been ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 10/04/17 3:42:58 PM #14: |
Smarkil posted...
Have you ever tried to use a ziploc bag as a condom? I actually did that when I was like 15 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 10/04/17 3:46:38 PM #15: |
RCtheWSBC posted...
you mean a diaphragm? Isnt that what my choir teacher told me thats where my voice comes from? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OmegaTomHank 10/04/17 3:46:51 PM #16: |
It was like this
http://www.health-e.org.za/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Old-Female-Condom.jpg Imagine an actual human being with girth like that ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmokeMassTree 10/04/17 3:47:28 PM #17: |
Smarkil posted...
Have you ever tried to use a ziploc bag as a condom? No --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RCtheWSBC 10/04/17 3:47:40 PM #18: |
MICHALECOLE posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...you mean a diaphragm? lol, yes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoracic_diaphragm but also yes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaphragm_(birth_control) --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OmegaTomHank 10/04/17 3:49:25 PM #19: |
It wasnt that it was the regular kind
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Mead 10/04/17 3:59:37 PM #20: |
I knew how they worked when I was like 10
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Nicodaemos 10/04/17 3:59:54 PM #21: |
OmegaTomHank posted...
No one actually knows how to use a female condom Another confession: I literally didn't know people used dental dams for oral sex until a few days ago. --- Until you spread your wings, you'll never know how far you can walk. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Snuggletoof 10/04/17 4:44:20 PM #22: |
Nicodaemos posted...
OmegaTomHank posted...No one actually knows how to use a female condom That...that sounds horrible! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Action53 10/04/17 5:40:34 PM #23: |
Smarkil posted...
Have you ever tried to use a ziploc bag as a condom? I used a snickers wrapper once --- Plsbemeantome.sarahah.com ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 10/04/17 5:45:53 PM #24: |
Action53 posted...
Smarkil posted...Have you ever tried to use a ziploc bag as a condom? those shenanigans are probably why you have 4 kids --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Action53 10/04/17 6:07:48 PM #25: |
Jen0125 posted...
Action53 posted...Smarkil posted...Have you ever tried to use a ziploc bag as a condom? It's mostly because pulling out only works if you pull out and she's harder to pull out of than Afghanistan --- Plsbemeantome.sarahah.com ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smarkil 10/04/17 6:09:59 PM #26: |
Action53 posted...
Smarkil posted...Have you ever tried to use a ziploc bag as a condom? See, now that's a mistake. Really I think you have to go with a hershey's wrapper. I think the foil coating is probably a better barrier than the thin plastic. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OmegaTomHank 10/04/17 6:30:07 PM #27: |
Action53 posted...
Jen0125 posted...Action53 posted...Smarkil posted...Have you ever tried to use a ziploc bag as a condom? Wtf lmao ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OmegaTomHank 10/04/17 6:31:40 PM #28: |
Tbh a highkey would not be willing to admit that because you highkey would have to be pretty small to fit into a snickers wrapper
Im not even that big relatively and theres no way I wouldnt burst through it at my length ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 10/04/17 6:36:18 PM #29: |
Action53 posted...
Jen0125 posted...Action53 posted...Smarkil posted...Have you ever tried to use a ziploc bag as a condom? lmao --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Action53 10/04/17 6:48:20 PM #30: |
OmegaTomHank posted...
Tbh a highkey would not be willing to admit that because you highkey would have to be pretty small to fit into a snickers wrapper The trick is to put it on while you are flaccid --- Plsbemeantome.sarahah.com ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 10/04/17 6:50:45 PM #31: |
or just put it on the tip! that's really the only part that matters.
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OmegaTomHank 10/04/17 7:02:09 PM #32: |
Action53 posted...
OmegaTomHank posted...Tbh a highkey would not be willing to admit that because you highkey would have to be pretty small to fit into a snickers wrapper Right it would burst through when I got a full erection. Snickers wrappers are really small. Even the king size ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OmegaTomHank 10/04/17 7:02:39 PM #33: |
Jen0125 posted...
or just put it on the tip! that's really the only part that matters. I go deep tho idk what you meme ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 10/04/17 7:05:12 PM #34: |
tlc trying to make it look like he got some monster dick or something smh
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OmegaTomHank 10/04/17 7:16:55 PM #35: |
7 inches is not fitting in a snickers wrapper
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OmegaTomHank 10/04/17 7:18:02 PM #36: |
Maybe the ones that hold 2
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SmokeMassTree 10/04/17 7:56:16 PM #37: |
The trick is to fuck the snickers bar instead and make her eat it
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Jen0125 10/04/17 7:58:24 PM #38: |
SmokeMassTree posted...
The trick is to fuck the snickers bar instead and make her eat it ookie cookie :( --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OmegaTomHank 10/04/17 7:58:48 PM #39: |
She was big and freaky she probably wouldve went for that
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OmegaTomHank 10/04/17 8:02:15 PM #40: |
Jen0125 posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...The trick is to fuck the snickers bar instead and make her eat it This is the grossest most ridiculous thing Ive ever heard of ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmokeMassTree 10/04/17 8:51:38 PM #41: |
Jen0125 posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...The trick is to fuck the snickers bar instead and make her eat it --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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