Current Events > Mother-in-law suggests bride gives groom a forest blow job in wedding photo.

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Nothing says happiest day of our lives quite like giving a blow job in a forest.

That was the thinking of one new mother-in-law, who suggested that her kid and their new spouse do this extremely romantic photo shoot on their wedding day. The groom stands in a forest clearing with his blue suit trousers at his ankles, while his bride still in her wedding dress and veil is on her knees in front of him.

Michel Klooster, the couples wedding photographer in the Netherlands, posted the photo online, and since then it has had thousands of shares.

He wrote: Some newlyweds cannot wait for the party to be over so they can quietly retreat to their suite for a smashing wedding night. Luckily they already exchanged their wedding vows and they were officially married.

If youre worried that the bride actually was giving the groom a cheekie blowie while their innocent guests sipped champagne, dont fret it was all staged.

I dont want private parts visible on the picture, but everything that creates the impression is interesting, Klooster added. They were anyway very cheerful people. A nice and casual wedding, at which everything did not have to be so formal.

Anyone who thinks this is offensive still lives in the year 1996 according to my opinion. Of all the pictures taken, there is one that is playful, which in 10 years is still fantastic to talk about.

Give these people their joy. That is also something I wish to you. Life is already prudish enough.



I can't link to the site because I suspect the mods would delete it due to the uncensored image. Even though in reality he still had his underwear on and it was just staged to look like he didn't.

I think this is the stuff conservatives used to bring up and people told them they were crazy.
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A bra flash or a bulge grope might be alright but knob goblin' is a bit much for a wedding photo I think. They don't wanna put that in their album and show their neighbors/kids.
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Elegance has a name
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huh...
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This is sad and pathetic, this is about as trashy as it gets for a photo to have in your wedding album which friends, family will see or look at.

Theres also the fact she ruins the wedding dress being on her knees in a forest, staged or not this is something trashy, ghetto, and uncivilized people would do.
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i love that couple
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Anyone who thinks this is offensive still lives in the year 1996

why that specific year?

There's hundreds of pics just like this over on r/trashy and r/ghettoglamourshots. Why does this one get an article?
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A_Good_Boy posted...

Why does this one get an article?

Cause it was the Mother-In-Law's idea?
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white people are weird.
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A_Good_Boy posted...

There's hundreds of pics just like this over on r/trashy and r/ghettoglamourshots. Why does this one get an article?

Because most people don't visit those sites
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Mother in law of the year
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To be fair, a blowjob in the forest is great
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Bet that'll be a great photo to show the kids
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FF_Redux posted...

To be fair, a blowjob in the forest is great

...until you end up with ticks in especially undesirable places.

drunkmuggle posted...

white people are weird.

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Wish I could see photos of the mother in law to see what a fucking goblin she is.
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gmanthebest posted...

Bet that'll be a great photo to show the kids

Honestly I think the next generation of western kids are going to be so lax on caring about nudity and sex.

With the Internet in everyone's pockets and religion faltering with each passing day, You really think people in 30 years growing up with aggressive porn in the palm of their hands since childhood are going to be shocked by images of their family doing goofy things?

Christ I suspect in a generation or two people will walk around naked and no one will care unless they are ugly
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SerperiorThanU posted...

Progressive

lol
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Zodd3224 posted...

Mother in law of the year

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