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LordRazziel
10/05/17 10:49:47 PM
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...turned orange.
He examined me and said he had never seen anything like it.
Then he asked me if I had made any changes in my life.
I told him that I do what I always do - eat Cheetos and watch porn.
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/05/17 10:50:45 PM
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And then they had to amputate?
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LordRazziel
10/05/17 10:51:13 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
And then they had to amputate?

With his teeth :(
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Tappor
10/05/17 10:51:38 PM
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WilliamPorygon
10/05/17 10:52:25 PM
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SamsungGearS2
10/05/17 10:53:24 PM
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You sure it isn't orange from cheeto dust?
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Robin_Dude
10/05/17 10:55:01 PM
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SamsungGearS2 posted...
You sure it isn't orange from cheeto dust?

Woosh!
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LordRazziel
10/06/17 11:30:44 PM
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Bump
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ProtoManSPx
10/06/17 11:34:45 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
And then they had to amputate?

With his teeth :(

Hot.
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DonaldClinton
10/06/17 11:41:35 PM
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Sad!
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GAMERCAMRY
10/06/17 11:44:08 PM
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Before the amputation, did he have to apply special anesthetic lotion with his tongue?
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0AbsoluteZero0
10/06/17 11:48:37 PM
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Decently good joke, TC
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MabusIncarnate
10/06/17 11:53:51 PM
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Robin_Dude posted...
SamsungGearS2 posted...
You sure it isn't orange from cheeto dust?

Woosh!

Duck! It's going straight over!
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EpicMickeyDrew
10/06/17 11:55:48 PM
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Robin_Dude posted...
SamsungGearS2 posted...
You sure it isn't orange from cheeto dust?

Woosh!

Woosh!
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Robin_Dude
10/07/17 9:44:34 AM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Robin_Dude posted...
SamsungGearS2 posted...
You sure it isn't orange from cheeto dust?

Woosh!

Woosh!

Et tu, brute?
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EpicMickeyDrew
10/07/17 9:07:23 PM
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Robin_Dude posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Robin_Dude posted...
SamsungGearS2 posted...
You sure it isn't orange from cheeto dust?

Woosh!

Woosh!

Et tu, brute?

hahaha
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