Current Events > Man comes from the future to warn us about aliens in 2019 >_>

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NeonOctopus
10/06/17 12:37:26 PM
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3khc
10/06/17 12:37:54 PM
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*buys guns*
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nbda3A4eWFR2
10/06/17 12:38:24 PM
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Police say a central Wyoming man they arrested for public intoxication claimed he had traveled back in time to warn of an alien invasion.

Huh, I need to try that next time I show up to work drunk
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nevershine
10/06/17 12:38:54 PM
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The man told police he was only able to time travel because aliens filled his body with alcohol.


Sign me up!
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UnfairRepresent
10/06/17 9:01:52 PM
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Why would the aliens give him alcohol needed to time travel if he was going to warn us about them?
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K181
10/06/17 9:02:53 PM
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So aliens are coming and they're coming to party? Nice.
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SSJGrimReaper
10/06/17 9:03:00 PM
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was that FF_Redux
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Takuya Lee
10/06/17 9:03:33 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Why would the aliens give him alcohol needed to time travel if he was going to warn us about them?


It's best not to think too hard when it comes to time travel. You just end up breaking your brain.
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Swagnificent119
10/06/17 9:03:55 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Why would the aliens give him alcohol needed to time travel if he was going to warn us about them?


They wanted us to not believe him
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RetsuZaiZen
10/06/17 9:04:41 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
was that FF_Redux


Did he post 47 topics in a row about random, irrelevant crap that none cares about?

If so, yeah could be him.
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Tezlok
10/06/17 9:14:59 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Why would the aliens give him alcohol needed to time travel if he was going to warn us about them?

It's a different species. Aliens aren't all one monolithic race. There are many alien species. Some hate us some like us
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NeonOctopus
10/06/17 9:37:39 PM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Why would the aliens give him alcohol needed to time travel if he was going to warn us about them?


They wanted us to not believe him

It's like that 1 scene from Simpsons Halloween Special >_>
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Thekiller37
10/06/17 9:39:50 PM
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He asked to speak to the president of the town...

LOL
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GiftedACIII
10/06/17 9:59:29 PM
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Tezlok posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Why would the aliens give him alcohol needed to time travel if he was going to warn us about them?

It's a different species. Aliens aren't all one monolithic race. There are many alien species. Some hate us some like us

Maybe the warning was that they would be arriving because the way they arrive kills off all unsuspecting bystanders and by alerting us they can arrive without any casualties
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Questionmarktarius
10/06/17 10:04:47 PM
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nevershine posted...
The man told police he was only able to time travel because aliens filled his body with alcohol.


Sign me up!

I've actually successfully done that a few times. Drank so much that I apparently traveled two days into the future.
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