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WilliamPorygon
10/07/17 8:51:29 PM
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Shorms with benefits?



When she's not assuming another form she looks like this

byMwlPK

Also she can only change form for two hours at a time. But she can be a beautiful human woman, or any creature she's touched and absorbed the DNA of. Also she can communicate with you telepathically.
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DoomtheGrav
10/07/17 8:52:35 PM
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I'm hard
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Zodd3224
10/07/17 8:54:54 PM
#3:


You just described the perfect woman
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cobain27
10/07/17 8:58:55 PM
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So, an Andalite from Animorphs?
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CookieMarvin
10/07/17 9:00:01 PM
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Shotgunnova
10/07/17 9:00:48 PM
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Bestow real women unto me, comrade.
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thronedfire2
10/07/17 9:02:04 PM
#7:


ok
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CookieMarvin
10/07/17 9:03:50 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Bestow real women unto me, comrade.

thats illegal
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Tryhaptaward
10/07/17 9:04:23 PM
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Can I ride on her like if she was a horse

She's perfect so yes right
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Turbam
10/07/17 9:04:36 PM
#10:


She can turn into all of my waifus!?!? :0
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DisgracefulSins
10/07/17 9:05:52 PM
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I never thought much about it, but this could actually be very cool. Assuming the Andalite is in fact a female. She can literally look like anyone she wants, and we can have conversations without speaking. A useful perk when in company.

Although...how would this work? She morphs into a human to do the deed, then turns back. Since she was biologically human during the mating, can she get pregnant?
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Offworlder1
10/07/17 9:22:13 PM
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The Andalites from the Animorphs series were badass.
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Freddie_Mercury
10/07/17 9:25:08 PM
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what's the catch
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WilliamPorygon
10/07/17 10:25:52 PM
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cobain27 posted...
So, an Andalite from Animorphs?

Yeah, exactly. I was just trying to explain it enough for the benefit of anybody who hasn't read that series though (recommended reading)

Tryhaptaward posted...
Can I ride on her like if she was a horse

She's perfect so yes right

Sure, I guess.

Turbam posted...
She can turn into all of my waifus!?!? :0

She can only turn into creatures with DNA she's come into physical contact with. She can turn into a bunch of different kinds of aliens and you can take her to the zoo or let her become you if you want. She could also make an amalgamation of traits from different members of the same species so I suppose in theory you could have her get DNA from dozens of humans and become as close of an approximation of your anime waifus as possible.

DisgracefulSins posted...
Although...how would this work? She morphs into a human to do the deed, then turns back. Since she was biologically human during the mating, can she get pregnant?

Well, canonically, we know a male morphed as a human can impregnate a human woman... but I'd assume she couldn't get pregnant unless she goes nothlit (exceeds the 2-hour-at-a-time limit and gets stuck in human form permanently), which she won't do.
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WilliamPorygon
10/08/17 2:15:17 PM
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*bump in case anyone else wants to validate my Andalite fetish*
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Dustin1280
10/08/17 2:20:23 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
*bump in case anyone else wants to validate my Andalite fetish*

A long time ago there was a topic, the TC was holding <insert post#> tell me what to draw, then he would draw two characters at a time.

I chose Guts from berserk, and someone else chose this creature to be drawn, I proceeded to chide him for posting a horse person to be drawn, was that you?
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WilliamPorygon
10/08/17 4:17:01 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
*bump in case anyone else wants to validate my Andalite fetish*

A long time ago there was a topic, the TC was holding <insert post#> tell me what to draw, then he would draw two characters at a time.

I chose Guts from berserk, and someone else chose this creature to be drawn, I proceeded to chide him for posting a horse person to be drawn, was that you?


It sure was.
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Dustin1280
10/08/17 4:19:11 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
It sure was.

xD I thought so...
I never did see the picture that was supposed to be drawn in that topic, I think it got purged before it was posted.
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