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ss4parrothair 10/08/17 10:45:10 AM #1: |
I too am a guy and am marries to a woman. Lately my wife has wanted to go to a lot of BBQs and they have hot dogs. All the guys stare at me. What do I do?
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GhostGiblet 10/08/17 10:45:54 AM #2: |
Disarm them by eating it in an overtly sexual way, then tell them "You're next" and wink. Works every time
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Veedrock- 10/08/17 10:46:17 AM #3: |
Maintain eye contact, establish dominance.
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Kislevic 10/08/17 10:52:44 AM #4: |
It slowly and savour it by licking it abit
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SkynyrdRocker 10/08/17 10:56:12 AM #5: |
Try to eat it as sexually suggestively as possible.
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Lokarin 10/08/17 10:59:54 AM #6: |
Don't drop the soap
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Mead 10/08/17 11:21:56 AM #7: |
Eat it in a lewd manner so they know you mean business
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Lokarin 10/08/17 11:25:22 AM #8: |
Actually, put your ketchup under the weenie just to confuse everyone
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SunWuKung420 10/08/17 11:26:47 AM #9: |
No bun and covered in mayo. Insert slowly into mouth then bite down aggressively while moaning.
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benbeverfaqs 10/08/17 12:27:00 PM #10: |
Lick it like an ice lolly for at least 15 minutes. Offer other people (both sexes) a lick. Insist if they refuse.
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SusanGreenEyes 10/08/17 12:54:26 PM #11: |
What are the rest of the guys at the barbeque eating?
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wwinterj25 10/08/17 12:57:23 PM #12: |
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wolfy42 10/08/17 1:34:39 PM #13: |
I think thats olivia munn or something like that from attack of the show, but what the heck is that on the string?
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GhostGiblet 10/08/17 1:37:05 PM #14: |
wolfy42 posted...
I think thats olivia munn or something like that from attack of the show, but what the heck is that on the string? A hot dog with something on it like cheese or mustard --- The wannabe artist formerly known as Snoopydance ... Copied to Clipboard!
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