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Smarkil
10/10/17 11:18:11 AM
#51:


I can't keep up with all the penises on this forum
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MrMelodramatic
10/11/17 1:58:12 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Well, I'll leave my bias out of this then and try to give real advice. This label is just as important to her as it is to you, maybe even more important to her since she just bailed out of another relationship. You say it's just a label, then what difference does it make if she chooses to not use it yet? You're literally in a relationship with a girl you like, who is "out of your league" and you want to throw that away because she feels it's too soon for a label? She's not going to be perfect, people aren't perfect, relationships aren't perfect, there's always going to be something that needs to be worked on, and in this case it seems that you just need to give her more time. It feels like you're just trying to get hung up on something that really doesn't matter that much right now.

You're right. Absolutely I'm making something out of nothing. I know that it shouldn't bother me but it doesss. I think I just need to get over it. Sucks, but the alternative is worse.

GanonsSpirit posted...
Haven't you been in college for like 2 years? When are you going to stop acting like a middle schooler?

Honestly probably never. Nothing in middle or high school ever called for this much drama bs. I seriously don't know anyone who went through garbage like this as a teen, but I know several dozen currently going through it as undergrads and grad students.

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Melo in your topics cant help but imaginin your penis "deformity". Whyd ya ever share? Forever gonna think of it when we talk.

My life's an open book. I don't think I'll ever have sex with this girl, but I hate the thought of her asking wtf is up with it. But also I'm about 98% sure she's never seen a penis in real life so maybe she won't know anything's up ;b
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KogaSteelfang
10/11/17 5:19:35 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
I don't think I'll ever have sex with this girl

MrMelidramatic posted...
I spent the night at her place and we were going to have oral sex early this morning after I got out of the shower, but we were interrupted

>_>'
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MrMelodramatic
10/11/17 8:11:15 PM
#54:


Almost having oral =/= having actual sex
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KogaSteelfang
10/11/17 9:11:15 PM
#55:


MrMelodramatic posted...
Almost having oral =/= having actual sex

You were going to have (oral)sex with her the other day already though. Now you're saying it's never going to happen. Also, we've all seen how when a girl brings up sex with you, you jump right into it anyway. Unless you break things iff with her, which I think would be a mistake, it's going to happen. I'd guess within 3 days from now judging by your previous topics.

Anyway, I'm done. I think I'm just posting out of envy now, and it's unfair to put that on you like that. I'll stop before you end up hating me more than you already do. I'm considering putting you on ignore, simply to stop myself from pestering you in the rest of your topics.
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wwinterj25
10/11/17 9:13:55 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
But also I'm about 98% sure she's never seen a penis in real life so maybe she won't know anything's up ;b


A virgin? Not surprised.
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Greenfox111
10/12/17 12:24:16 AM
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tc is a walking contradiction
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MrMelodramatic
10/12/17 4:20:10 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
MrMelodramatic posted...
Almost having oral =/= having actual sex

You were going to have (oral)sex with her the other day already though. Now you're saying it's never going to happen. Also, we've all seen how when a girl brings up sex with you, you jump right into it anyway. Unless you break things iff with her, which I think would be a mistake, it's going to happen. I'd guess within 3 days from now judging by your previous topics.

Anyway, I'm done. I think I'm just posting out of envy now, and it's unfair to put that on you like that. I'll stop before you end up hating me more than you already do. I'm considering putting you on ignore, simply to stop myself from pestering you in the rest of your topics.

I don't hate you at all! I think we just misunderstand each other :p oral sex and sex are different things. I could definitely see us venturing to third base by this weekend. But I highly doubt real penetrative sex will happen. Not for a long while at least. And yeah I guess I just need to get over myself and realize I'm not going to break things off. Just gonna go with the non-commital flow.

wwinterj25 posted...
MrMelodramatic posted...
But also I'm about 98% sure she's never seen a penis in real life so maybe she won't know anything's up ;b


A virgin? Not surprised.

Really depends on how you define sex, ya dig? Or virginity, for that matter.

Greenfox111 posted...
tc is a walking contradiction

And I ain't got no rights.
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wwinterj25
10/12/17 11:39:00 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Really depends on how you define sex, ya dig? Or virginity, for that matter.


Ah so she's into gals too? The plot thickens.
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MrMelodramatic
10/14/17 2:24:49 PM
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Shit.

<_<

This reads like a bad porn script lmao.

We went to a small party (like maybe seven people, including the three that live there) last night and both got a little drunk. We made our way up to the balcony and started making out and stuff. Things have been getting sorta heated so I guess this shouldn't have been a total surprise but she reached down my pants and I was like "wooaaahhhhh hey. Uh it's probably bad bull to do this when all our friends are 18 feet away." And then she took out her phone and google mapped the way back to her place and said something like "let's go back to my room. I think the twenty minute walk will be worth it." and so yeah <.< we walked back to her place and we continued where we had left off and she was pretty blunt with what she wanted to happen. Like.... really vulgar and descriptive. She pulled a condom out of her bag and I put it on and well

I was about to press my way in when I started feeling like total trash. There's just something about sex that makes me feel so grossssss. I had to stop but couldn't think of a solid reason so I told her I wasn't comfortable sleeping with her since she was kinda drunk and all. She insisted that she was totally consenting and had been planning this for a while. I know that's probably the truth and but I said I still felt really uncomfortable with it, especially since it would be her first time, and I couldn't do it and I put my clothes back on and went to the bathroom to throw up.

When I came back she was sorta crying and I felt like crap x2 and so we just cuddled and fell asleep. She drove me back home about half an hour ago. Things are a bit awkward I think. I might have ruined my chances. Development to come, I guess.

On the plus side. She introduced herself as my girlfriend at the party last night <_<
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