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giantblimpN7
10/10/17 2:36:33 PM
#51:


TC could turn out to be Ronex 2.0 if he had a tiny head.
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Tadamoto22
10/10/17 2:37:01 PM
#52:


omega cookie posted...
She was literally a whore. Whores don't have high standards. Otherwise, they wouldn't be whores.

And of course you don't think you're ugly. I bet Swamp Thing doesn't think he's ugly either.

Whatever. I'm putting you on my ignore list with the other bastards like conflict and DezCaughtIt. Bye.
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omega cookie
10/10/17 2:38:57 PM
#53:


Tadamoto22 posted...
omega cookie posted...
She was literally a whore. Whores don't have high standards. Otherwise, they wouldn't be whores.

And of course you don't think you're ugly. I bet Swamp Thing doesn't think he's ugly either.

Whatever. I'm putting you on my ignore list with the other bastards like conflict and DezCaughtIt. Bye.

You mean I get to post things like

Guys, I found a picture of Tadamoto!

http://horrornews.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/society-1989-movie-5.jpg


And everyone gets to laugh at you without you knowing? That's pretty tits.
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Tadamoto22
10/10/17 2:40:36 PM
#54:


omega cookie posted...
You mean I get to post things like

Guys, I found a picture of Tadamoto!

http://horrornews.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/society-1989-movie-5.jpg


And everyone gets to laugh at you without you knowing? That's pretty tits.

You know, you really are a mother fucker. I sincerely hope something horrible happens to you.
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omega cookie
10/10/17 2:51:14 PM
#55:


Tadamoto22 posted...
omega cookie posted...
You mean I get to post things like

Guys, I found a picture of Tadamoto!

http://horrornews.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/society-1989-movie-5.jpg


And everyone gets to laugh at you without you knowing? That's pretty tits.

You know, you really are a mother fucker. I sincerely hope something horrible happens to you.

I have fucked somebody's mother before, yes. Not sure how that's relevant here, but whatever.

It's sad that you wish bad things to happen to me, but I'll take solace in the fact that no matter how badly I get injured, It's near impossible for my face to end up worse than yours.

Hey guys, I found another picture of Tadamoto!

https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/house/images/4/4a/230168_1241265361354_full.jpg
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omega cookie
10/10/17 2:56:18 PM
#56:


Another!

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.38498496.7249/flat,800x800,070,f.u2.jpg
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omega cookie
10/10/17 2:58:38 PM
#57:


Oooh, I like what you did with your hair here!

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Prestoff
10/10/17 3:01:06 PM
#58:


I'm always upfront about myself. If I ever have to lie to make her like me, it's a bad foundation to be on because that means you're relationship was founded on a lie.
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The Eko
10/10/17 3:09:56 PM
#59:


If you're in that situation just say you had sex with 1 girl. That way you won't turn her off because you're a virgin but you'll also have an excuse for why you don't know what you're doing.
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Pepys Monster
10/10/17 3:16:53 PM
#60:


PokeRocksUSA posted...
When I was in high school I was pretty honest about my status as a virgin, and some girls treated it like a challenge. A few parties I went to even resulted in offers to help remedy my virginity. Of course I had a tendency of hanging out with relatively easy women back then because I liked the attention, but I found a mixture of confidence and honesty only made them more interested. When I eventually lost it I think my girlfriend at the time was also interested in the challenge, all though she never really said for certain.

If you can't pull off confidence with the subject then I'd suggest faking it or lying.

What are you, a 6'5" male model?
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Villain
10/10/17 3:20:27 PM
#61:


Tadamoto22 posted...
I'm socially awkward, shy, quiet, insecure, low self-esteem


This right here is the reason
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prettyprincess
10/10/17 3:23:23 PM
#62:


these topics aren't good until text screenshots
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Taco_Bell
10/10/17 3:25:49 PM
#63:


is tadamoto byron?
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Were_Wyrm
10/10/17 3:39:37 PM
#64:


Now there's a problem I've not had in a long, long time.

A long time.
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Crayon_Lover
10/10/17 4:09:49 PM
#65:


Tadamoto22 posted...
I've also been called "too nice". I'm a beta. Girls go for guys that are the opposite of what I am. They like the loud arrogant macho douchebags.

Yeah, I get the"too nice" vibe from you. I'm sure nice people say things like this

cfkqIO0
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omega cookie
10/10/17 4:12:02 PM
#66:


Crayon_Lover posted...
Tadamoto22 posted...
I've also been called "too nice". I'm a beta. Girls go for guys that are the opposite of what I am. They like the loud arrogant macho douchebags.

Yeah, I get the"too nice" vibe from you. I'm sure nice people say things like this

cfkqIO0

X-Fucking-D.
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dave_is_slick
10/10/17 4:12:57 PM
#67:


Crayon_Lover posted...
Tadamoto22 posted...
I've also been called "too nice". I'm a beta. Girls go for guys that are the opposite of what I am. They like the loud arrogant macho douchebags.

Yeah, I get the"too nice" vibe from you. I'm sure nice people say things like this

cfkqIO0

*rapidly blinks*
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Villain
10/10/17 4:15:16 PM
#68:


what the fuc
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Kanaya413
10/10/17 4:15:22 PM
#69:


I'd love to take a guys virginity
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ArtVandelay
10/10/17 4:17:29 PM
#70:


Kanaya413 posted...
I'd love to take a guys virginity

I don't think you'd drop your standards so low as to bang @Tadamoto22 tho, right?
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Tadamoto24
10/10/17 4:27:52 PM
#71:


Crayon_Lover posted...
Yeah, I get the"too nice" vibe from you. I'm sure nice people say things like this

cfkqIO0

I'm so sick of this. First of all that was a poll topic. I wasn't the only one who said yes. Secondly I wasn't fucking serious. It was a joke response. How many times do I have to say it?

ArtVandelay posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
I'd love to take a guys virginity

I don't think you'd drop your standards so low as to bang @Tadamoto22 tho, right?

Kanaya is a MtF transgender. It really wouldn't count as losing my virginity anyway.
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Villain
10/10/17 4:28:47 PM
#72:


Tadamoto24 posted...
Kanaya is a MtF transgender. It really wouldn't count as losing my virginity anyway.


lol?
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Tmaster148
10/10/17 4:32:36 PM
#73:


Villain posted...
Tadamoto24 posted...
Kanaya is a MtF transgender. It really wouldn't count as losing my virginity anyway.


lol?


For a guy complaining about woman having too high standards, he sure has high standards on what it means to get laid.
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Tadamoto22
10/10/17 4:36:38 PM
#74:


Tmaster148 posted...
For a guy complaining about woman having too high standards, he sure has high standards on what it means to get laid.

So I have high standards for not wanting to have buttsex with a man? Okay.
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omega cookie
10/10/17 4:39:45 PM
#75:


Tadamoto22 posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
For a guy complaining about woman having too high standards, he sure has high standards on what it means to get laid.

So I have high standards for not wanting to have buttsex with a man? Okay.

This guy doesn't even know what a transgender is. Jesus Christ, it's like someone gave Sloth from the Goonies a fucking computer.

Also, hey guys I found another picture of Tadamoto!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YAMZOG_9gno/hqdefault.jpg
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Crayon_Lover
10/10/17 4:40:48 PM
#76:


Tadamoto24 posted...
Crayon_Lover posted...
Yeah, I get the"too nice" vibe from you. I'm sure nice people say things like this


I'm so sick of this. First of all that was a poll topic. I wasn't the only one who said yes. Secondly I wasn't fucking serious. It was a joke response. How many times do I have to say it?


What kind of sick fuck jokes about rape like that??
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omega cookie
10/10/17 4:42:12 PM
#77:


Crayon_Lover posted...
Tadamoto24 posted...
Crayon_Lover posted...
Yeah, I get the"too nice" vibe from you. I'm sure nice people say things like this


I'm so sick of this. First of all that was a poll topic. I wasn't the only one who said yes. Secondly I wasn't fucking serious. It was a joke response. How many times do I have to say it?


What kind of sick fuck jokes about rape like that??

The kind of dude who looks like Tadamoto.

Who looks like this

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DBYpQbR2N90/UMAL3ot7RxI/AAAAAAAAfbg/kEzVJe1hae8/s1600/Jacob-Isaiah-Goff-mugshot-24531474.400x800.jpg
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Tadamoto22
10/10/17 4:43:35 PM
#78:


Crayon_Lover posted...
What kind of sick fuck jokes about rape like that??

Ask the other people the topic who said yes.
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Evil_Evil_Evil_
10/10/17 4:48:05 PM
#79:


lmao
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KogaSteelfang
10/10/17 5:01:25 PM
#80:


@Kanaya413 posted...
I'd love to take a guys virginity

Oh, that's the reason you say you're interested in me. The guys on the sex board were right after all, a virgin fetish is the only shot I have. *sigh*
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Kanaya413
10/10/17 5:13:10 PM
#81:


Villain posted...
Tadamoto24 posted...
Kanaya is a MtF transgender. It really wouldn't count as losing my virginity anyway.


lol?

I'm laughing so hard
I was born with a vagina nice try though
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Kanaya413
10/10/17 5:15:36 PM
#82:


@KogaSteelfang posted...
@Kanaya413 posted...
I'd love to take a guys virginity

Oh, that's the reason you say you're interested in me. The guys on the sex board were right after all, a virgin fetish is the only shot I have. *sigh*

What no
I think ur cute
I'm a virgin too anyway
I know I'm not gonna actually have sex IRL cuz of anxiety so its just my silly fantasy
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literal_garbage
10/10/17 5:16:29 PM
#83:


Tadamoto22 posted...
Crayon_Lover posted...
What kind of sick fuck jokes about rape like that??

Ask the other people the topic who said yes.

"But mooooooooom, all of the other kids were doing it!"
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thelovefist
10/10/17 5:21:02 PM
#84:


Kanaya413 posted...
Villain posted...
Tadamoto24 posted...
Kanaya is a MtF transgender. It really wouldn't count as losing my virginity anyway.


lol?

I'm laughing so hard
I was born with a vagina nice try though

Yep. He's a real charmer...
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Kitt
10/10/17 5:24:18 PM
#85:


Tadamoto22 posted...
Crayon_Lover posted...
What kind of sick fuck jokes about rape like that??

Ask the other people the topic who said yes.

For all we know, everybody else just voted yes for shock value. You were the only genius that outright posted that you would do it...
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Kanaya413
10/10/17 5:25:15 PM
#86:


Crayon_Lover posted...
Tadamoto22 posted...
I've also been called "too nice". I'm a beta. Girls go for guys that are the opposite of what I am. They like the loud arrogant macho douchebags.

Yeah, I get the"too nice" vibe from you. I'm sure nice people say things like this

cfkqIO0

Oh wow
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Xenozoa425
10/10/17 5:26:05 PM
#87:


Holy shit this topic

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Kanaya413
10/10/17 5:27:00 PM
#88:


thelovefist posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Villain posted...
Tadamoto24 posted...
Kanaya is a MtF transgender. It really wouldn't count as losing my virginity anyway.


lol?

I'm laughing so hard
I was born with a vagina nice try though

Yep. He's a real charmer...


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Prestoff
10/10/17 5:50:49 PM
#89:


Crayon_Lover posted...
Tadamoto22 posted...
I've also been called "too nice". I'm a beta. Girls go for guys that are the opposite of what I am. They like the loud arrogant macho douchebags.

Yeah, I get the"too nice" vibe from you. I'm sure nice people say things like this

cfkqIO0


What a nice guy, I wonder why women don't go after them.
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The Admiral
10/10/17 5:53:21 PM
#90:


Crayon_Lover posted...
Tadamoto22 posted...
I've also been called "too nice". I'm a beta. Girls go for guys that are the opposite of what I am. They like the loud arrogant macho douchebags.

Yeah, I get the"too nice" vibe from you. I'm sure nice people say things like this

[image]


Wow, what the fuck
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Eevee-Trainer
10/10/17 5:59:29 PM
#91:


Damn at the savagery in this topic.

Tadamoto22 posted...
omega cookie posted...
Don't even have to read any further, it's obvious why chicks won't fuck you.

You know, aside from the monster movie face.

I'm sorry but any girl who won't be with a guy simply because he's a virgin is a bitch. I don't care if you agree or not.

For once I found something we can actually agree upon, somewhat.

Tadamoto22 posted...
omega cookie posted...
And yet you ignore the fact that you being a virgin doesn't even crack the top ten reasons why a chick wouldn't want to fuck you.

Don't fence with me, Quasimodo.

Shut the fuck up. I'm not ugly.

> not ugly
> uses fake pics for Tinder

Hmmmm
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Axiom
10/10/17 6:01:14 PM
#92:


Crayon_Lover posted...
Tadamoto22 posted...
I've also been called "too nice". I'm a beta. Girls go for guys that are the opposite of what I am. They like the loud arrogant macho douchebags.

Yeah, I get the"too nice" vibe from you. I'm sure nice people say things like this

cfkqIO0

Jesus. Not surprised in the least that he'd post that
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ArtVandelay
10/10/17 6:20:53 PM
#93:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
> not ugly
> uses fake pics for Tinder

this. post a pic TC or be forever doomed to be assumed as "ugly" :p
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Villain
10/10/17 6:23:16 PM
#94:


should be a dated sign pic too
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DezCaughtIt
10/10/17 6:23:45 PM
#95:


Tadamoto22 posted...
That's great. Unfortunately most girls aren't like this. They're like the one that boxington described. A bitch that only cares about dick size and how much pleasure you can give her in bed.


Oh how horrible a woman has preferences wants to actually enjoy sex why can't she just do what the man wants /s
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Tadamoto22
10/10/17 8:29:31 PM
#96:


Prestoff posted...
What a nice guy, I wonder why women don't go after them.

I already explained myself on that 4 year old topic. I'm not going to comment on it again.

Eevee-Trainer posted...
> not ugly
> uses fake pics for Tinder

Hmmmm

I'm not ugly. I'm average. But average isn't good enough for women.
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Eevee-Trainer
10/10/17 8:30:16 PM
#97:


And yet the "average" guy is able to get a relationship fairly well.

HMMMMMM
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Prestoff
10/10/17 8:32:39 PM
#98:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
And yet the "average" guy is able to get a relationship fairly well.

HMMMMMM


Hell I'm below average in the dating game, I'm a nerdy 5'6 Asian guy and yet I managed to get married to a Vietnamese women who is leagues above me in terms of looks. TC has no excuse.
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Tadamoto22
10/10/17 8:37:22 PM
#99:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
And yet the "average" guy is able to get a relationship fairly well

Lol. No they aren't.

Prestoff posted...
Hell I'm below average in the dating game, I'm a nerdy 5'6 Asian guy and yet I managed to get married to a Vietnamese women who is leagues above me in terms of looks. TC has no excuse.

But you literally had to go to another country to find a wife...
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Prestoff
10/10/17 8:39:37 PM
#100:


Tadamoto22 posted...
But you literally had to go to another country to find a wife...


Nope, she's Vietnamese American, I met her when I was at a soup kitchen volunteering. Difference between you and me was that I increased my chances at the dating game by improving myself and making myself more likable, instead of bitching about it like a fat/ugly feminist demanding other people to change and like them.
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