Poll of the Day > Y'know that bible verse where the two daughters have a...

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Threesome with their father?

I wonder how many super repressed people had their first experience pleasuring themselves to that part. I imagine more than one.
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lol, christians don't read the bible, that's why they believe.
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I read the bible but don't remember this part
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And before you doubt that anyone was into that, remember that I literally know a friend of my dad's who drunkenly revealed that he found the shushing lady from the Simpsons credits attractive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXJj8qqV9hs
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The story is about Lot and his daughters after Sodom was destroyed
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He doesn't have a threesome with them. They get him drunk and literally rape him because they each wanted a kid or whatever.
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Smarkil posted...

He doesn't have a threesome with them. They get him drunk and literally rape him because they each wanted a kid or whatever.

And then they are cursed or something
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FellWolf posted...

Smarkil posted...

He doesn't have a threesome with them. They get him drunk and literally rape him because they each wanted a kid or whatever.

And then they are cursed or something

A spooky curse!
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tc fails again

i think the term is clutching at straws

we call that reachin bruhbruh lol
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what is the bible verse?
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It's a special kind of sick to think like this.
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Which verse is this TC, asking for a friend
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What about Abraham? The only reason he didn't murder his own son was that the voice in his head that told him to do it in the first place let him know at the last second it was only kidding.

Genesis 19:
30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave.
31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us childrenas is the custom all over the earth.
32 Lets get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.
33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, Last night I slept with my father. Lets get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.
35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
36 So both of Lots daughters became pregnant by their father.
37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab; he is the father of the Moabites of today.
38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi; he is the father of the Ammonites of today.
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Mover_of_Zigs posted...

What about Abraham? The only reason he didn't murder his own son was that the voice in his head that told him to do it in the first place let him know at the last second it was only kidding.

I mean if you want to talk about the actual story, an angel stopped him and provided a lamb and it was foreshadowing Jesus Christ being sacrificed for us. Mmmmm yaaassss
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How many times did Jesus get sacrified?
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Call me crazy, but if someone asked me to murder my son, even if it makes a good story, I'd have to politely decline.

(Though, to be a good sport about the whole thing, if I had any friends that frequently complained about their kids, I'd point the angel in their direction)