Current Events > Which chick that Mario has plowed is the hottest iyo? >_>

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Rosalina is inconclusive plus she'd win anyway >_>
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Birdo
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Mario probably doesn't have sex, as we understand it; he likely possesses women so he can feel them from the inside
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Dude, Mario's never plowed anyone. Though the story goes that Bowser's kids came from peach.

Dude, Mario's never plowed anyone. Though the story goes that Bowser's kids came from peach.

The ending to Super Mario Land vaguely implies things.

Where does the story about Peach and the Koopa Kids come from?
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DevsBro posted...

Where does the story about Peach and the Koopa Kids come from?

I'm not sure if this is the origin of that theory or not, but Bowser Jr. calling Peach "momma" in Sunshine surely didn't help.
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I'm not sure if this is the origin of that theory or not, but Bowser Jr. calling Peach "momma" in Sunshine surely didn't help.

It's the only thing I can think of, but it's pretty weak. It's not exactly uncommon for a little kid to call someone momma who isn't actually their momma, especially if they're well-acquainted with said lady.

Like my sister-in-law who ended up in a fight while taking care of her nephew because the mother showed up to take him home and he cried out "momma" because he didn't want to leave.
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Or my brother who got called "daddy" by some kid in the grocery store. Momma said "no, that's not him, but we'll keep looking..."
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DevsBro posted...

Dude, Mario's never plowed anyone. Though the story goes that Bowser's kids came from peach.

The ending to Super Mario Land vaguely implies things.

Where does the story about Peach and the Koopa Kids come from?

Never played super Mario land. What happened?

And I bet Peach has a really nice-tasting....Peach.
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https://pre00.deviantart.net/5c39/th/pre/f/2013/346/1/3/1384abd607556473c1c1a1879ab0218c-d6xnkgw.png

I did say it was vague.
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TC I'm disappointed that you opted for the word plow instead making some sort of plumbing reference
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Where da fuck are da pics
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DevsBro posted...

https://pre00.deviantart.net/5c39/th/pre/f/2013/346/1/3/1384abd607556473c1c1a1879ab0218c-d6xnkgw.png

I did say it was vague.

I mean, them leaving the castle she was imprisoned in isn't really saying anything. >_>
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The Top Crusader posted...

DevsBro posted...

https://pre00.deviantart.net/5c39/th/pre/f/2013/346/1/3/1384abd607556473c1c1a1879ab0218c-d6xnkgw.png

I did say it was vague.

I mean, them leaving the castle she was imprisoned in isn't really saying anything. >_>

Mile high club bby
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Behaviorism posted...

DevsBro posted...

Dude, Mario's never plowed anyone. Though the story goes that Bowser's kids came from peach.

The ending to Super Mario Land vaguely implies things.

Where does the story about Peach and the Koopa Kids come from?

Never played super Mario land. What happened?

And I bet Peach has a really nice-tasting....Peach.

Mario and Daisy literally fuck in a rocket ship
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eston posted...

TC I'm disappointed that you opted for the word plow instead making some sort of plumbing reference

There's absolutely no doubt Mario has laid plenty of pipe. Where is what is up for debate.
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I mean, them leaving the castle she was imprisoned in isn't really saying anything. >_>

It's not, but the preceeding dialog and heart would make pretty much anything they did afterward suggestive. Much less an activity where they go into an isolated environment where the camera is not allowed to follow.
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