Current Events > I can't believe my mom stooped so low

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I saw my mom at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother her and ask for photos or anything.
She said, Oh, like youre doing now?
I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but she kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Underwater Weighing Tests in her hands without calling the doctor about their accuracy.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Mom you need to pay for those first. At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the tests and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. She must have enjoyed it...but I didn't.
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That's probably a cool story that you posted.
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mirage_004 posted...

That's probably a cool story that you posted.

Yeah too bad it's above a second grade reading level so you can't enjoy it.
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Your mom can definitely drop it low.
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Heineken14 posted...

You mom can definitely drop it low.

Yeah your mom is a great teacher
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