Current Events > A bat flew into my car tonight (pic)

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0AbsoluteZero0
10/14/17 1:28:45 AM
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So I'm driving through my neighborhood with the window down, just cruising and enjoying some music when suddenly, whoosh! I hear something zip right by my head. I look over at the passenger seat and see this little bastard trying to hitch a ride:

IIdEXRe

Little guy scared me half to death lol
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Skye Reynolds
10/14/17 1:30:16 AM
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Kinda makes you wonder why Bruce Wayne chose something cute and fluffy as the symbol of his vengeance.
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DirkDiggles
10/14/17 1:31:08 AM
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Dracula needed a lift and didn't want to call Uber.
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LordFarquad1312
10/14/17 1:32:18 AM
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I thought it would be a baseball bat.
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thronedfire2
10/14/17 1:32:24 AM
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I probably woulda crashed the fuck out of my car
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Axiom
10/14/17 1:33:26 AM
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Lol that's pretty cool until you realize they are disease ridden monsters. I used to play games with bats when I was little where I'd throw a rock up and watch them dive on it thinking it was an insect
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0AbsoluteZero0
10/14/17 1:39:12 AM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Kinda makes you wonder why Bruce Wayne chose something cute and fluffy as the symbol of his vengeance.

To be fair, I think this bat is pretty cute compared to other types of bats. Some are pretty damn scary looking

DirkDiggles posted...
Dracula needed a lift and didn't want to call Uber.

That was p good lol
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ForestLogic
10/14/17 1:47:40 AM
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Axiom posted...
Lol that's pretty cool until you realize they are disease ridden monsters.


Shut the fuck up, bats are like a Top 10 helpful animal.
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OwlRammer
10/14/17 1:52:24 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0
10/14/17 1:59:35 AM
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ForestLogic posted...
Axiom posted...
Lol that's pretty cool until you realize they are disease ridden monsters.

Shut the fuck up, bats are like a Top 10 helpful animal.

Agreed, they do a great job of keeping insect populations in check.

OwlRammer posted...
is it dead?

Nah, I gave him a little poke after taking his picture, and he took off right away
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Axiom
10/14/17 2:06:42 AM
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ForestLogic posted...
Axiom posted...
Lol that's pretty cool until you realize they are disease ridden monsters.


Shut the fuck up, bats are like a Top 10 helpful animal.

That doesn't change the fact that they are disease ridden monsters >_>
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Itachi157
10/14/17 2:20:19 AM
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I take night walks sometimes and occasionally see them flying and making these weird squeaks.
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ScofieldReturns
10/14/17 2:21:53 AM
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I believe you have an obligation to become Batman now
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Skye Reynolds
10/14/17 2:23:51 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
To be fair, I think this bat is pretty cute compared to other types of bats. Some are pretty damn scary looking


SGRGG47

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Shadowplay
10/14/17 2:34:23 AM
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I would be so nervous if a bat flew in my car. Those things are the number vectors for rabies to humans in the U.S. while in most other countries it is dogs.
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MabusIncarnate
10/14/17 2:36:12 AM
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It was just flying the skies, eating mosquitos and whatnot, and your car interfered with it's life.
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0AbsoluteZero0
10/14/17 2:36:57 AM
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Itachi157 posted...
I take night walks sometimes and occasionally see them flying and making these weird squeaks.

Echolocation, son! Those squeaks are how many kinds of bats locate their prey

ScofieldReturns posted...
I believe you have an obligation to become Batman now

Sign me up lol

Skye Reynolds posted...
SGRGG47

I am vengeance! I am the night!

Oh man, that's gotta be the derpiest bat I've ever seen. I don't think he's going to strike fear into very many hearts...
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anth0ny
10/14/17 2:39:10 AM
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it was a vampire
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kingdrake2
10/14/17 2:41:39 AM
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ForestLogic posted...
Axiom posted...
Lol that's pretty cool until you realize they are disease ridden monsters.


Shut the fuck up, bats are like a Top 10 helpful animal.


they rid of pest insects that is a plus.
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OwlRammer
10/14/17 2:48:10 AM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
To be fair, I think this bat is pretty cute compared to other types of bats. Some are pretty damn scary looking


SGRGG47

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wow that's a great bat
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Bio1590
10/15/17 12:10:05 AM
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@SomeLikeItHoth why are you stealing people's pictures from here and posting them on Reddit
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Nikra
10/15/17 12:10:49 AM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Dracula needed a lift and didn't want to call Uber.

lol
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Nikra
10/15/17 12:11:59 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
ForestLogic posted...
Axiom posted...
Lol that's pretty cool until you realize they are disease ridden monsters.


Shut the fuck up, bats are like a Top 10 helpful animal.


they rid of pest insects that is a plus.

But they are infected with rabies too.
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AvlButtslam
10/15/17 12:16:16 AM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
To be fair, I think this bat is pretty cute compared to other types of bats. Some are pretty damn scary looking


SGRGG47

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Cute :3
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C_Pain
10/15/17 12:17:43 AM
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Daw thats cute

How did you get him out of the car and what was his reaction?
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The-19th-Sparta
10/15/17 12:19:34 AM
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Aww the little guy looks cute! It's good you didn't feel the need to harm him.
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SSJGrimReaper
10/15/17 12:27:59 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
So I'm driving through my neighborhood with the window down, just cruising and enjoying some music when suddenly, whoosh! I hear something zip right by my head. I look over at the passenger seat and see this little bastard trying to hitch a ride:

IIdEXRe

Little guy scared me half to death lol

"Ay take me to Wendys bruh lol"
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0AbsoluteZero0
10/15/17 6:59:09 PM
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@Bio1590 posted...
@SomeLikeItHoth why are you stealing people's pictures from here and posting them on Reddit

Lmao, link? I guess I'm not surprised, Hoth steals a lot of things posted on here because he can't come up with anything original that isn't pure shit lol
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Payzmaykr
10/15/17 7:01:45 PM
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This the season, I suppose
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Dustin1280
10/15/17 7:02:34 PM
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Hoth needs his reddit cred, it's very important to him.

Link for those who want to laugh at how sad he is:
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/76ansu/a_bat_flew_into_my_car_tonight/

Another interesting post of note on INCELS reddit:
quote the hoth: "This sub is literally all I have in life."
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Bluebomber182
10/15/17 7:05:44 PM
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thats a cute bat tbh
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3khc
10/15/17 7:06:10 PM
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Rabies
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0AbsoluteZero0
10/15/17 10:57:12 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
Hoth needs his reddit cred, it's very important to him.

Link for those who want to laugh at how sad he is:
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/76ansu/a_bat_flew_into_my_car_tonight/

Another interesting post of note on INCELS reddit:
quote the hoth: "This sub is literally all I have in life."

Oh my fucking God, I'm dying laughing. He even ripped all the text from my OP, hahaha

Thank you for the link @Dustin1280
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Axiom
10/15/17 11:00:48 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
Hoth needs his reddit cred, it's very important to him.

Link for those who want to laugh at how sad he is:
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/76ansu/a_bat_flew_into_my_car_tonight/

Another interesting post of note on INCELS reddit:
quote the hoth: "This sub is literally all I have in life."

Lol that's so damn sad and hilarious. I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't such a psycho
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smoke_break
10/15/17 11:01:16 PM
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i'd have to get rid of the whole car if a bat flew into it
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E32005
10/15/17 11:16:36 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0
10/17/17 1:06:06 AM
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Does anyone know what kind of bat that is?
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DoctorVader
10/17/17 1:09:35 AM
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I would crash if that happened because I wouldn't be able to register that shit in my mind.
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0AbsoluteZero0
10/18/17 12:36:02 AM
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DoctorVader posted...
I would crash if that happened because I wouldn't be able to register that shit in my mind.

Thankfully the bat didn't land on me or get in my face, or I very well might have crashed >_>
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