Current Events > Scenario: You're stuck in an elevator with a group of kids.

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UnfairRepresent
10/14/17 5:53:00 PM
#1:


You go into the elevator one day and to your mild surprise see 12 kids standing there staring at you. Then there is a sudden CRUNK! sound and the elevator violently jerks to a halt.

There is a small silence for a while until you hear a voice over the intercom say the elevator has broken down and they are fixing it but it will take at least 2-3 hours before they can get you out of there.

PqBTqo6

All the kids are awkwardly looking at you.

What do you do?
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CoolMaskGuy
10/14/17 5:53:21 PM
#2:


Tell a story
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ssj3vegeta2
10/14/17 5:53:48 PM
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Sphyx
10/14/17 5:53:48 PM
#4:


"Storytime!"
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Monolith1676
10/14/17 5:54:05 PM
#5:


Let out a nasty fart.
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unpleasant_milk
10/14/17 5:56:59 PM
#6:


Talk about Fritzel and his cellar.
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Sleeping_Forest
10/14/17 5:59:48 PM
#7:


Stare back for a minute then start singing, "This is the song that never ends!"
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BilalPowell
10/14/17 6:00:50 PM
#8:


Kill and eat them all so I don't starve to death. 2-3 hours means 2-3 months in elevator operator time.
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Tezlok
10/14/17 6:02:53 PM
#9:


BilalPowell posted...
Kill and eat them all so I don't starve to death. 2-3 hours means 2-3 months in elevator operator time.

I was gonna say something similar. gotta eat
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1NfamousACE_2
10/14/17 6:03:46 PM
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Make a bed out of them and go to sleep
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masticatingman
10/14/17 6:04:07 PM
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TC said 12 kids are in the elevator yet the picture only shows 10 kids.

The mystery has suddenly deepened considerably.
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Tezlok
10/14/17 6:07:02 PM
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masticatingman posted...
TC said 12 kids are in the elevator yet the picture only shows 10 kids.

The mystery has suddenly deepened considerably.

I already ate 2 before the picture was taken
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UnfairRepresent
10/14/17 6:08:16 PM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Make a bed out of them and go to sleep

the fuck
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UnfairRepresent
10/15/17 4:21:04 AM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Make a bed out of them and go to sleep

the fuck...
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Prestoff
10/15/17 4:24:44 AM
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Monolith1676 posted...
Let out a nasty fart.


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Kajagogo
10/15/17 4:29:11 AM
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The four kids in the back and the boy in yellow don't seem harmless. The other five look like major douches, and they may need to be punched out before those two-three hours are up.
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apolloooo
10/15/17 4:39:44 AM
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Surprise dnd session to get children into the amazingcworld of rpgs
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anth0ny
10/15/17 4:46:10 AM
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tldr@ why... the FUCK. would i step on that elevator.

I'm serious. those of us who take the stairs are WAY more neighborly
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gguirao
10/16/17 6:00:19 PM
#19:


Ignore them.
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UnfairRepresent
10/16/17 6:22:02 PM
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gguirao posted...
Ignore them.

For 3 hours?
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marc55
10/16/17 6:26:18 PM
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anyone wants to play clash royale ?(it kept my cousin kids busy for hours )
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