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jmikla
10/15/17 1:24:47 AM
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By what means were you birthed?





Do you wish you would have been born by a different means?
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gguirao
10/16/17 5:56:50 PM
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Regular, and I wouldn't change it.
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KogaSteelfang
10/16/17 6:00:19 PM
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C-section.
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Paragon21XX
10/16/17 6:18:11 PM
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Regular, and I apparently couldn't wait to get out once the water broke (precipitous labor).
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Kanaya413
10/16/17 6:23:28 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
C-section.

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Virtrudian
10/16/17 6:28:54 PM
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C-section after trying natural for a long time.

It worked out because then they had to suction my throat because I was choking on my own poop >_> so the faster I got out the better
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GATTJT
10/16/17 6:31:09 PM
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They had to c sec me out of there. I had my arm wrapped around the umbilical cord.
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KogaSteelfang
10/16/17 7:37:16 PM
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GATTJT posted...
They had to c sec me out of there. I had my arm wrapped around the umbilical cord.

Mine was wrapped around my neck. O.o
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Kaname_Madoka
10/16/17 7:38:19 PM
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Dont know, care, or care to know
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DK9292
10/16/17 7:38:59 PM
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Virtrudian posted...
C-section after trying natural for a long time.

It worked out because then they had to suction my throat because I was choking on my own poop >_> so the faster I got out the better

Jesus...
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Kineth
10/16/17 7:44:03 PM
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C-section. I ended up ruining my mom's baby gap by giving her post-partum depression.
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WilliamPorygon
10/16/17 7:45:29 PM
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Supposedly they had to use the vacuum on me because I got halfway out and then decided I didn't want to go any more.
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DirkDiggles
10/16/17 7:48:15 PM
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I was summoned here from the Netherworld.
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UncleBourbon33
10/16/17 7:48:52 PM
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I wish I could remember what life was like inside the womb
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Kisai
10/16/17 7:49:35 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Supposedly they had to use the vacuum on me because I got halfway out and then decided I didn't want to go any more.

::pokes head out::

::looks around, sees the outside world::

"Nah. Nah. I ain't doing this. Put me back in." ::tries pulling self back inside vagina::

::doctors get the vacuum::
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Kanaya413
10/16/17 7:53:57 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
GATTJT posted...
They had to c sec me out of there. I had my arm wrapped around the umbilical cord.

Mine was wrapped around my neck. O.o

I think mine might have been
I just know it was unattached and I nearly starved in the womb
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Ruvan22
10/16/17 7:54:33 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
GATTJT posted...
They had to c sec me out of there. I had my arm wrapped around the umbilical cord.

Mine was wrapped around my neck. O.o


Apparently I didn't want to come out, was too comfortable in there, to the point my head had gotten too big
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Kanaya413
10/16/17 7:55:06 PM
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Kisai posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
Supposedly they had to use the vacuum on me because I got halfway out and then decided I didn't want to go any more.

::pokes head out::

::looks around, sees the outside world::

"Nah. Nah. I ain't doing this. Put me back in." ::tries pulling self back inside vagina::

::doctors get the vacuum::

ME
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KogaSteelfang
10/16/17 8:11:42 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
GATTJT posted...
They had to c sec me out of there. I had my arm wrapped around the umbilical cord.

Mine was wrapped around my neck. O.o

I think mine might have been
I just know it was unattached and I nearly starved in the womb

Jeez.
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DKFjalfe
10/16/17 8:14:05 PM
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Isn't childbirth a beautiful thing?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/16/17 8:15:37 PM
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No idea, no one I've ever known was there, so \_()_/
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Vicious_Dios
10/16/17 8:16:04 PM
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gguirao posted...
Regular, and I wouldn't change it.


That's my mother for ya. She had four of us and she said that I was painfullest (2nd born) to pass. Said that I weighed around 14 pounds and both of my eyes were fucking red red from the pressure of trying to earn my way out the way nature intended.
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jmikla
10/17/17 11:03:40 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
Dont care to know

Why not? Is it because it makes you think about mother's vagina? Would you prefer to avoid the thought?
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PMarth2002
10/17/17 11:06:30 PM
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c-section, umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck.
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