Poll of the Day > Who would be a better president?

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I think the bag's got it in the bag.

If I recall correctly I made a poll asking if people would rather have me than Trump as president and it turned out they would.

I don't know about the wet paper bag, but people certainly thought Trump would make a better president than Hillary.
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Metal_Mario99 posted...

I don't know about the wet paper bag, but people certainly thought Trump would make a better president than Hillary.

They bet wrong, ok?
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Metal_Mario99 posted...

I don't know about the wet paper bag, but people certainly thought Trump would make a better president than Hillary.

Yeah, given that Hillary is basically a wet paper bag, we already voted on this. And while the bag has more popular votes, Trump is leading in electoral votes.
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Metal_Mario99 posted...

I don't know about the wet paper bag, but people certainly thought Trump would make a better president than Hillary.

Yeah, that's why he won the popular vote.

Oh wait.

As if they both weren't the absoluete worst.
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Rex Tillerson.
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Wet paper bag? Id rather vote for an inanimate carbon rod.


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^Love it.
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TheThirdDay posted...

As if they both weren't the absoluete worst.

No, the absolute worst was Bernie Sanders followed by either Ben Carson or Ted "I don't know if sand can glow, but we're find out" Cruz. While there were no great candidates, there were no end of mediocre or awful ones.
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Zeus posted...

TheThirdDay posted...

As if they both weren't the absoluete worst.

No, the absolute worst was Bernie Sanders followed by either Ben Carson or Ted "I don't know if sand can glow, but we're find out" Cruz. While there were no great candidates, there were no end of mediocre or awful ones.

Your anti-semitic views are showing, ok?
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This country is an Oligarchy, not a Democracy. Every four years they put on a good show to keep us amused.

Bernie Sanders almost accidentally won but they fixed that real quick.

Zeus posted...

TheThirdDay posted...

As if they both weren't the absoluete worst.

No, the absolute worst was Bernie Sanders followed by either Ben Carson or Ted "I don't know if sand can glow, but we're find out" Cruz. While there were no great candidates, there were no end of mediocre or awful ones.

Bernie Sanders has his heart in the right place, but he's too against the grain and it would be a mess. Russia needs a czar, and America needs limited government. What works for Canada or Sweden doesn't apply to the USA because it sounds nice. That's an oversimplification a lot of Bernie supporters failed to realize. I liked Bernie, but I'm also a cultural hodgepodge of Canadian, British, and Prussian elements and will never see things the same way Americans do. I can't. Most cultures are steeped in centuries of tradition, and some things are a square peg on a round hole. Socialist America is one of those things.

Winston Churchill had some quote along the lines of "taxing a country to make it prosperous is like standing in a bucket and trying to lift it with the handle." He was right about a lot of shit, including that and Operation: Unthinkable... Be that as it may, my point is that American values are quite divergent from the rest of the Anglosphere and even NW Europe as a whole, as similar as we all seem.
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Bernie was a typical European politician. So crazy and radical. USA needs a politician that will end the ~7 global interventions around the world. You can ignore the tumor all you want, but Hillary wasn't going to do anything about that and neither was Trump. Obviously. He's trying to start another war. You never hear about any of the fucking wars either. I've met 16-year-olds that didn't even know we were in a war.

There are the Hillary supporters, there are the Trump supporters, and then there are those of us with sense that want the closest thing to a third party as we can possibly get. Anyone else just doesn't grasp how truly fucked and knee deep in corruption this country is.

Yellow posted...

Bernie was a typical European politician. So crazy and radical. USA needs a politician that will end the ~7 global interventions around the world. You can ignore the tumor all you want, but Hillary wasn't going to do anything about that and neither was Trump. Obviously. He's trying to start another war. You never hear about any of the fucking wars either. I've met 16-year-olds that didn't even know we were in a war.

There are the Hillary supporters, there are the Trump supporters, and then there are those of us with sense that want the closest thing to a third party as we can possibly get. Anyone else just doesn't grasp how truly fucked and knee deep in corruption this country is.

Yeah, it's pretty awful as an outside observer. The whole "fringe politics will take over without the two-party system" is about as credible as "trickle-down theory." It just sounds believable on paper so people go with it. The current system is a shell game rigged to maintain itself. Somehow, Trump broke it, as Bernie would've had the DNC not be so corrupt in their process.
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I say Trump, because the wet paper bag is hiding behind the facade being wet, when it's actually a dry paper bag that got wet just to appear that way to the public.
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Wet Paper Bag 2020!
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