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UnfairRepresent 10/16/17 1:57:12 PM #1: |
You're walking home one day when you see a cute girl trying to open a bag of doritos but failing to succeed in her task. After some misplaced effort she notices you, smiles and says "Excuse me, sorry to bother you but can you open this bag of doritos for me? I just can't do it."
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Were_Wyrm 10/16/17 1:57:52 PM #2: |
Call her a neckbeard and walk off.
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k darkfire 10/16/17 1:57:57 PM #3: |
"Thanks for the Doritos, fam!"
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gguirao 10/16/17 1:59:10 PM #4: |
Open the bag for her.
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_Krave_ 10/16/17 1:59:34 PM #5: |
Yeah, I'm so paranoid, I'd think it to be a trap.
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Kazi1212 10/16/17 2:03:10 PM #6: |
Take her offer, attempt to open it but purposely struggle. Turn to her and say looks like were meant to be
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MacadamianNut3 10/16/17 2:03:38 PM #7: |
Tell her I don't speak Spanish
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UnfairRepresent 10/16/17 2:04:11 PM #8: |
_Krave_ posted...
Yeah, I'm so paranoid, I'd think it to be a trap. Yeah one those of vicious doritos bag traps the Korean Assassins use. Wut? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThyCorndog 10/16/17 2:04:15 PM #9: |
I open the bag
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Turbam 10/16/17 2:04:25 PM #10: |
"Of course m'lady"
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Giant_Aspirin 10/16/17 2:05:19 PM #11: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
_Krave_ posted...Yeah, I'm so paranoid, I'd think it to be a trap. pickpockets / robbers often distract the victim before taking advantage. it's not that far fetched of an idea. --- Now Playing: Yakuza 0 (PS4) (~);} - Get out the pans, don't just stand there dreamin' - {;(~) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Offworlder1 10/16/17 2:06:41 PM #12: |
Tell her to ask a woman or her boyfriend to help her, I dont need some feminist to start bitching about how I harassed her.
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CurzonDax 10/16/17 2:09:04 PM #14: |
^wtf
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alphagamerXXL 10/16/17 2:10:11 PM #15: |
Offworlder1 posted...
Tell her to ask a woman or her boyfriend to help her, I dont need some feminist to start bitching about how I harassed her. This --- HH1 nobody on this board takes you seriously. nobody. do you understand me? - shycheesecake ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 10/16/17 2:10:37 PM #16: |
Channel the long lineage of neckbeard blood flowing through my veins. Then as I power up, explode in a flurry of cheeto dust to reveal my true form, Super Ultra Mi'Lady God Instinct Mode and then vanquish the seal on that bag of doritos.
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UnfairRepresent 10/16/17 2:12:26 PM #18: |
alphagamerXXL posted...
Offworlder1 posted...Tell her to ask a woman or her boyfriend to help her, I dont need some feminist to start bitching about how I harassed her. She approach you tho, how are you harrasing her? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 10/16/17 2:13:48 PM #19: |
I open the bag for her and mansplain her how to use her grip strength and deltoids for optimal bag operation
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alphagamerXXL 10/16/17 2:21:02 PM #21: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
alphagamerXXL posted...Offworlder1 posted...Tell her to ask a woman or her boyfriend to help her, I dont need some feminist to start bitching about how I harassed her. Doesnt matter, I dont trust any women period anymore not to claim harassment or play the victim --- HH1 nobody on this board takes you seriously. nobody. do you understand me? - shycheesecake ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/16/17 2:29:06 PM #22: |
alphagamerXXL posted...
dont trust any women period anymore :/ --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pitlord_Special 10/16/17 2:32:32 PM #23: |
If it's Cool Ranch, open it drastically so that the entire bag rips apart and they all spill onto the pavement because nobody should be eating that
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Distant_Rainbow 10/16/17 2:33:04 PM #24: |
Rip it open the wrong way(top to bottom) and give it back.
On the off chance she protests, shrug and say 'Eh, you didn't specify how to open it. Still tastes fine.' --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/75581177 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 10/16/17 2:33:46 PM #25: |
"Get out the street before you get hit by a car"
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UnfairRepresent 10/16/17 3:12:00 PM #26: |
Pitlord_Special posted...
If it's Cool Ranch, open it drastically so that the entire bag rips apart and they all spill onto the pavement because nobody should be eating that Jeez --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCurseX2 10/16/17 3:19:51 PM #27: |
I'd headbutt her and run off.
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thanosibe 10/16/17 3:24:02 PM #28: |
_Krave_ posted...
Yeah, I'm so paranoid, I'd think it to be a trap. https://imgur.com/a/BCsDR PoopPotato posted... I open the bag for her and mansplain her how to use her grip strength and deltoids for optimal bag operationhttp://gph.is/10L8JaT --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 10/16/17 3:25:47 PM #29: |
I dont care if she is a trap or not, I will help the poor soul with the dorito bag.
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Lost_All_Senses 10/16/17 3:29:58 PM #30: |
Probably just do it and walk away if she doesn't follow up with any small talk. Cause usually Im looking to get back to my solo comfort zone. Then Id think about it the rest of the day and fantasize other ways it could of went.
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UnfairRepresent 10/16/17 3:46:51 PM #31: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Probably just do it and walk away if she doesn't follow up with any small talk. Cause usually Im looking to get back to my solo comfort zone. Then Id think about it the rest of the day and fantasize other ways it could of went. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ModLogic 10/16/17 3:49:02 PM #32: |
look her up and dpwn
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beacraft 10/16/17 3:49:49 PM #33: |
gguirao posted...
Open the bag for her. --- Have you tried turning it off and on again? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sada_Pop 10/16/17 4:00:05 PM #34: |
Where's the cute girl?
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Zikten 10/16/17 4:02:20 PM #35: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...Probably just do it and walk away if she doesn't follow up with any small talk. Cause usually Im looking to get back to my solo comfort zone. Then Id think about it the rest of the day and fantasize other ways it could of went. damn. does anyone know if the rest of the pages were blank? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/16/17 4:11:50 PM #36: |
Zikten posted...
Well --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 10/16/17 4:14:12 PM #37: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...Probably just do it and walk away if she doesn't follow up with any small talk. Cause usually Im looking to get back to my solo comfort zone. Then Id think about it the rest of the day and fantasize other ways it could of went. Im honestly not as sad as you think. Unlike most people here Im fine with who I am. I like my positives way more than I hate my negatives. --- Did I amuse you? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/17/17 5:20:15 AM #39: |
Mberer posted...
Yo she's hot Hotness won't open that bag of Doritos Advice for life --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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snakes_righteye 10/17/17 5:21:50 AM #40: |
Tell her I'm going to need special tools to open it, she'll need to meet me at the bar tonight in order for me to get it open.
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UnfairRepresent 10/17/17 5:41:14 PM #41: |
Sada_Pop posted...
Where's the cute girl? In the street with a bag of doritos --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Seneca_Wallace_ 10/17/17 5:44:43 PM #42: |
Grab the chips and run.
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UnfairRepresent 10/18/17 5:17:37 PM #43: |
Seneca_Wallace_ posted...
Grab the chips and run. :( --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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awesome999 10/19/17 8:25:45 AM #44: |
Name of the girl?
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cjsdowg 10/19/17 8:27:04 AM #45: |
Even if she was an fat ugly dude I would help. I mean why not help someone who nicely ask you to do a simple task?
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UnfairRepresent 10/19/17 8:31:21 AM #46: |
awesome999 posted...
Name of the girl? - Son Youn Ju --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Patchwork 10/21/17 12:21:49 AM #48: |
Who doesn't have enough strength to open a bag of Doritos?
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Samurontai 10/21/17 12:23:05 AM #49: |
Does she say it with a heavy kawaii accent?
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KILBOTz 10/21/17 12:26:19 AM #50: |
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yoshirulezz1 10/21/17 12:27:58 AM #51: |
Slap her ass and run
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UnfairRepresent 10/21/17 3:11:34 AM #52: |
Patchwork posted...
Who doesn't have enough strength to open a bag of Doritos? its not about raw strength --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/22/17 2:46:39 PM #53: |
yoshirulezz1 posted...
Slap her ass and run :/ --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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