Current Events > What is the most beta-male sounding name a guy can have?

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Scotty_Rogers
10/18/17 4:33:33 AM
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Timmy?
Peter?
Clarence?
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Kisai
10/18/17 4:34:04 AM
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Scotty.
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TheCurseX2
10/18/17 4:34:31 AM
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Jessie
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sitsus
10/18/17 4:35:13 AM
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Scotty Rogers

:P
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
10/18/17 4:38:28 AM
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Eugene
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Robin_Dude
10/18/17 4:43:44 AM
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Kisai posted...
Scotty.

And/or Roger
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haloiscoolisbak
10/18/17 4:45:09 AM
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As a Tom I've always felt Tim was a wimpy as fuck name
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apolloooo
10/18/17 4:47:49 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
Eugene

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Back_Stabbath
10/18/17 4:49:12 AM
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Leslie.
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Scotty_Rogers
10/18/17 4:49:43 AM
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Kisai posted...
Scotty.


sitsus posted...
Scotty Rogers

:P


Robin_Dude posted...
And/or Roger


Totally didn't see these coming /sarcasm

apolloooo posted...
ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
Eugene


i was gonna post this lol
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ledbowman
10/18/17 4:51:08 AM
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TheCurseX2 posted...
Jessie

But if you spell it the masculine way it's alpha as fuck.
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Capital_Tenant
10/18/17 4:53:17 AM
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Billy
Bartholomew
Avery
Gilbert
Ferdinand
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pegusus123456
10/18/17 4:55:06 AM
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Capital_Tenant
10/18/17 4:55:52 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I mean

Gaylord is a name

Oh yeah, forgot this.
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MakoReizei
10/18/17 4:56:43 AM
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Scotty_Rogers
10/18/17 4:59:29 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I mean

Gaylord is a name


That's actually pretty Alpha As Fuck. Takes a strong man to wear that name with pride.
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Rika_Furude
10/18/17 5:00:40 AM
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Scotty_Rogers
10/18/17 5:01:30 AM
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MakoReizei posted...
Justin


Nah, Justins tend to get bitches.

Capital_Tenant posted...
Billy


Cute-sounding name, but not beta. Lot of Alpha Billies out there.

Bartholomew


Nah, because it's usually shortened to the more Alpha sounding Bart.

Avery


Maybe lol

Gilbert


Not beta for the same reasons as Billy.

Ferdinand


lololololololol

perhaps
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trappedunderice
10/18/17 5:21:19 AM
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Todd.
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fuzzylittlbunny
10/18/17 5:33:07 AM
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Gaylord or Leslie IMO
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Scotty_Rogers
10/18/17 5:34:11 AM
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Gaylord is an Alpha As Fuck name. Just because it has "gay" in it doesn't make it beta. Being gay is Alpha to begin with.
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Joelypoely
10/18/17 5:42:02 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
Eugene


Timmy
Albus
Teddy
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pegusus123456
10/18/17 5:53:20 AM
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So we're all in agreement that Scotty's real name is Gaylord, right.
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-Van_Zan-
10/18/17 5:56:21 AM
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Timothy
Robin
Jeff
Percy
etc
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fuzzylittlbunny
10/18/17 5:57:08 AM
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Yup
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PikachuMaxwell
10/18/17 5:59:36 AM
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John....
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Kislevic
10/18/17 6:04:50 AM
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Beta Ray Bill
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OEIO999
10/18/17 6:06:16 AM
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Kisai posted...
Scotty.


Scotty doesn't know
That Fiona and i

Okay I don't know the rest of the song
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RekamOiram
10/18/17 6:15:25 AM
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Oliver
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I is smart
10/18/17 6:16:47 AM
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Brent
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Gamer99z
10/18/17 6:19:34 AM
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Donald J. Trump
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MuayThai85
10/18/17 6:21:15 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
Donald J. Trump


He's alpha as fuck, what are you talking about? He grabs bitches by the pussy and fucks his model wife while pretending she's his daughter. Betas don't do that.
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OEIO999
10/18/17 6:29:41 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Donald J. Trump


He's alpha as fuck, what are you talking about? He grabs bitches by the pussy and fucks his model wife while pretending she's his daughter. Betas don't do that.


It's called daddy's money. Rich people aren't inherently born alphas, ask all those people with fast cars, compensating for something.
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Frolex
10/18/17 6:30:38 AM
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Krystalcyanide
10/18/17 6:31:07 AM
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Scotty doesn't Know
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BettyWhite
10/18/17 6:41:03 AM
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Wendell

Kip

Elmer

Marty

Stuart
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MuayThai85
10/18/17 6:43:13 AM
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OEIO999 posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Donald J. Trump


He's alpha as fuck, what are you talking about? He grabs bitches by the pussy and fucks his model wife while pretending she's his daughter. Betas don't do that.


It's called daddy's money. Rich people aren't inherently born alphas, ask all those people with fast cars, compensating for something.


You don't turn a million dollars into a multi billion dollar empire by being stupid or a beta.
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Capital_Tenant
10/18/17 6:44:01 AM
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And also:
Mortimer
Phineas
Gascoigne
Rupert
Kidd
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OEIO999
10/18/17 6:44:29 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
OEIO999 posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Donald J. Trump


He's alpha as fuck, what are you talking about? He grabs bitches by the pussy and fucks his model wife while pretending she's his daughter. Betas don't do that.


It's called daddy's money. Rich people aren't inherently born alphas, ask all those people with fast cars, compensating for something.


You don't turn a million dollars into a multi billion dollar empire by being stupid or a beta.


You do if you keep borrowing from daddy and going bankrupt half a dozen times.
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Old NoiseTank
10/18/17 6:45:15 AM
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chris
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Sinroth
10/18/17 6:52:44 AM
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Ben
Stuart
Louis
Martin
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sitsus
10/18/17 6:54:30 AM
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Donald J. Trump
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Gamer99z
10/18/17 6:57:25 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Donald J. Trump


He's alpha as fuck, what are you talking about? He grabs bitches by the pussy and fucks his model wife while pretending she's his daughter. Betas don't do that.

He literally had to defend his dick size in a presidential debate and cried (cries) constantly on Twitter. Dude's beta as fuck.

And lol at the daughter part.
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Al_the_darkman
10/18/17 6:59:07 AM
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Back_Stabbath posted...
Leslie.

Knew a guy with that name growing up, he got it offically changed to Wesley in his adult life.
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AlisLandale
10/18/17 7:17:29 AM
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Leslie Nielsen was more alpha than any of the dweebs itt tbh.
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Distant_Rainbow
10/18/17 7:25:34 AM
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Algernon.
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Gafemage
10/18/17 7:47:53 AM
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Mistere Man
10/18/17 7:50:35 AM
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BettyWhite posted...
Wendell

Kip

Elmer

Marty

Stuart

Skip to :40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2fBSLkBlvQ

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Funkydog
10/18/17 7:54:00 AM
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Robin_Dude posted...
Kisai posted...
Scotty.

And/or Roger

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