Current Events > They should bring back Saved by the Bell

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All the actors are still alive and not doing shit.

Zack could be an angry bitter guy with a small bit of a drinking problem because he lost Kelly to AC Slater. Kelly had 3 miscarriages and a brief stint in rehab, and Slater is in a wheel chair after a freak wrestling accident. Lisa is popping in and out to march for BLM and spew shit about how things aren't right in this country. Jessie is locked into another caffeine pill binge that no one can bring her out of. Screech. Screech is in and out of jail for showing off his dick at bayside 20 years after graduation and freaking people out at bars with a knife.
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No?
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No.
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

All the actors are still alive and not doing shit.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar is filming for a new series called The Passage.
Mario Lopez is still co-hosting Extra.
Tiffani Thiessen is on a show called Alexa & Katie.
Dennis Haskins has made appearances in many recent shows and TV movies.

Lark and Elizabeth aren't really doing anything.

and Dustin Diamond while he does make rare appearances in programming has had issues with the law and spent some time in jail last year.
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Airhammy posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

All the actors are still alive and not doing shit.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar is filming for a new series called The Passage.
Mario Lopez is still co-hosting Extra.
Tiffani Thiessen is on a show called Alexa & Katie.
Dennis Haskins has made appearances in many recent shows and TV movies.

Lark and Elizabeth aren't really doing anything.

and Dustin Diamond while he does make rare appearances in programming has had issues with the law and spent some time in jail last year.

You're one hell of a buzzkill sir.
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Lisa's actress lost her mind, so I don't think she'd be asked back.

And I'm pretty sure the entire cast fucking hates Screech.
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You're one hell of a buzzkill sir.

Not my intention, but I apologize. I really enjoyed the original series and what little of the College Years we got.

If they ever did bring it back in some way with the original cast I doubt Screech would be part of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MftOONlDQac
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That's what i'm saying. They're all fucked up in real life so it would translate great into a TV show. Think Trailer Park Boys/IASIP/Saved by the Bell meets uhh Alf.
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Christ, you don't realize how little Mario Lopez has aged until you see him dressed as Slater and looking exactly the fucking same. The others look good, but they obviously aren't teenagers anymore.

Also legitimately surprised Belding isn't dead.
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Explain why Zack has control over time
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You're one hell of a buzzkill sir.

The biggest buzzkill is knowing what Dustin Diamond has become.
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No, no. They should not.

kuwab0 posted...

Explain why Zack has control over time

He's a god.
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it's crazy how they slater and jessie and also kelly look damn near the same. Zack is a little shinier but other than that whao
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

it's crazy how they slater and jessie and also kelly look damn near the same. Zack is a little shinier but other than that whao

It's only worth watching for the hot bitches.