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Boba-Fett
10/19/17 9:19:08 AM
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Let's go!
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Veggeta X
10/19/17 9:19:27 AM
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How much they cost? And they give you full service?
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Boba-Fett
10/19/17 9:20:13 AM
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Depends on the girl - typically $80-100 for half hour with HJ or BJ.

Some will offer full service for an additional fee.
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Boba-Fett
10/19/17 9:23:20 AM
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I got one girl that does $50 massages and just asks for a tip for full service, so I toss her an extra 25.

Some will want an extra $100-$120 for full. It comes down to how hot the girl is - if she knows she's hot, she can command that extra money.
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SamuelHayden
10/19/17 9:24:22 AM
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aren't you scared you'll get caught?
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mirage_004
10/19/17 9:24:46 AM
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Where do you live?
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Boba-Fett
10/19/17 9:27:31 AM
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SamuelHayden posted...
aren't you scared you'll get caught?

Nah - been doing it for a while and typically have a rotation of ladies I've seen before. But I will take the chance from time to time to see a new one.

mirage_004 posted...
Where do you live?

Michigan - Metro Detroit
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Doom_Art
10/19/17 9:30:35 AM
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Never understood this

Even regular prostitutes. Doesn't it feel Iunno coerced? Doesn't that take the fun out of it?

No offense to you, man. You do you, but I never got stuff like this.
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Zodd3224
10/19/17 9:31:52 AM
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I regularly give sensual massages. AMA!
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Boba-Fett
10/19/17 9:33:00 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
Never understood this

Even regular prostitutes. Doesn't it feel Iunno coerced? Doesn't that take the fun out of it?

No offense to you, man. You do you, but I never got stuff like this.

No problem man - the massage thing is fun because it's kind of disguised as a "regular massage" - the girls are in scrubs, it's in an office setting, etc. Then the scrubs eventually come off, there's some light teasing of the junk, and so on and so forth. The anticipation is the best part.
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Boba-Fett
10/19/17 9:33:29 AM
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shockthemonkey posted...
Why not have someone do that for free?

It's cheaper this way! And less time consuming!
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mirage_004
10/19/17 9:33:45 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
Never understood this

Even regular prostitutes. Doesn't it feel Iunno coerced? Doesn't that take the fun out of it?

No offense to you, man. You do you, but I never got stuff like this.


Prostitutes suck. And honestly, having intercourse with someone who regularly sleeps with strangers isn't a good idea.

"Friendly" masseuses, however, can offer quite an experience. If you can find a good one, you'll change your mind, believe me.
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josifrees
10/19/17 9:34:45 AM
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Would you date any of these girls
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Boba-Fett
10/19/17 9:36:15 AM
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josifrees posted...
Would you date any of these girls

Would I date them knowing that they give tugs and god knows what else at work? No.
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Zodd3224
10/19/17 9:37:34 AM
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shockthemonkey posted...
Boba-Fett posted...
shockthemonkey posted...
Why not have someone do that for free?

It's cheaper this way! And less time consuming!

How bad are you with women for this to be true?


Haters gonna hate TC! I think you are doing God's work tbh.
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Boba-Fett
10/19/17 9:42:35 AM
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shockthemonkey posted...
Boba-Fett posted...
shockthemonkey posted...
Why not have someone do that for free?

It's cheaper this way! And less time consuming!

How bad are you with women for this to be true?

Not a matter of being bad with women. I'm married, but I like hitting the massage parlors.
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BignutzisBack
10/19/17 9:42:46 AM
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You can get in trouble for getting one ?
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Zodd3224
10/19/17 9:42:55 AM
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shockthemonkey posted...
I dont even mean to be hating, more kinda confused.


Why not? If I was single I would give it a go every now and then.

Massages and oil and shit is fun, I do it with my girl often.
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Boba-Fett
10/19/17 9:44:10 AM
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BignutzisBack posted...
You can get in trouble for getting one ?

Yeah, the tug joints get busted from time to time.
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KiwiTerraRizing
10/19/17 9:46:26 AM
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How did you find this place?

There are several places in my town I assume are rug huts but I always laugh thinking of awkward guys trying to bring it up during.
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ROBANN_88
10/19/17 9:47:14 AM
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i got one when i was in Prague a few weeks ago (i think it's legal there)

i got the feeling that there are more massage places that do the "ending" than places that don't
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Boba-Fett
10/19/17 9:47:27 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
How did you find this place?

The advertise on various websites. Sometimes it's an actual storefront, or perhaps just a chick in her apartment.
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Chicken
10/19/17 9:49:52 AM
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Detroit is the grease bucket of America. TC likely has crabs and so do these prostitutes.
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Boba-Fett
10/19/17 9:51:40 AM
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Chicken posted...
Detroit is the grease bucket of America. TC likely has crabs and so do these prostitutes.

Oh snap.
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josifrees
10/19/17 9:52:01 AM
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*sprinkles some old bay on tc
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Darkman124
10/19/17 9:53:23 AM
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Boba-Fett posted...

Not a matter of being bad with women. I'm married, but I like hitting the massage parlors.


does your wife know/care
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Boba-Fett
10/19/17 9:54:43 AM
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Darkman124 posted...
Boba-Fett posted...

Not a matter of being bad with women. I'm married, but I like hitting the massage parlors.


does your wife know/care

She knew that I had hit up some Canadian massage parlors back in the day, but doesn't know I still hit up some locals.
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Darkman124
10/19/17 9:55:45 AM
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Boba-Fett posted...

She knew that I had hit up some Canadian massage parlors back in the day, but doesn't know I still hit up some locals.


so basically what you're saying is you cheat on your wife and these places are an inexpensive and discreet way to do that

does she wonder why the budget has an extra hundred or so missing on a regular basis
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Boba-Fett
10/19/17 9:56:25 AM
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Darkman124 posted...
Boba-Fett posted...

She knew that I had hit up some Canadian massage parlors back in the day, but doesn't know I still hit up some locals.


so basically what you're saying is you cheat on your wife and these places are an inexpensive and discreet way to do that

Well, when you put it that way...
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foreveraIone
10/19/17 10:00:03 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
i got one when i was in Prague a few weeks ago (i think it's legal there)

i got the feeling that there are more massage places that do the "ending" than places that don't

wow i ought to go to prague sometim
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josifrees
10/19/17 10:03:36 AM
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Tc you should have your wife give you sensual messages geez
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Zodd3224
10/19/17 10:20:39 AM
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shockthemonkey posted...
Darkman124 posted...
Boba-Fett posted...

She knew that I had hit up some Canadian massage parlors back in the day, but doesn't know I still hit up some locals.


so basically what you're saying is you cheat on your wife and these places are an inexpensive and discreet way to do that

does she wonder why the budget has an extra hundred or so missing on a regular basis

Also his wife doesnt want to touch him whatsoever


LoL
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mrtopgoon327
10/19/17 10:42:14 AM
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Boba-Fett posted...
Depends on the girl - typically $80-100 for half hour with HJ or BJ.

Some will offer full service for an additional fee.

or bj? That's with a condom right?
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foreveraIone
10/19/17 10:43:19 AM
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i wish i could go to one in japan.
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Boba-Fett
10/19/17 10:44:09 AM
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mrtopgoon327 posted...
Boba-Fett posted...
Depends on the girl - typically $80-100 for half hour with HJ or BJ.

Some will offer full service for an additional fee.

or bj? That's with a condom right?

Don't be ridiculous.
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SamuelHayden
10/19/17 10:46:56 AM
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Boba-Fett posted...
mrtopgoon327 posted...
Boba-Fett posted...
Depends on the girl - typically $80-100 for half hour with HJ or BJ.

Some will offer full service for an additional fee.

or bj? That's with a condom right?

Don't be ridiculous.


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TheBiggerWiggle
10/19/17 10:46:57 AM
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mrtopgoon327 posted...
Boba-Fett posted...
Depends on the girl - typically $80-100 for half hour with HJ or BJ.

Some will offer full service for an additional fee.

or bj? That's with a condom right?


This topic was worth reading just for this post lmfao
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hortanz
10/19/17 10:52:28 AM
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This topic got a lot more confusing and depressing when you revealed you were married
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haloiscoolisbak
10/19/17 10:53:58 AM
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i've been twice for this type of thing, only got a HJ both times. i honestly felt a little weird at first that i was paying money for sex, a situation where youd obviously prefer someone to desire/care about you rather than you being a task for them to complete so they can get paid.

but the girls were very friendly, had fun and made me feel good. you forget you're paying for this service once you get into the mood. it was worth it
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voldothegr8
10/19/17 11:09:34 AM
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How many STDs do you have?
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Boba-Fett
10/19/17 11:14:20 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
How many STDs do you have?

Never had one - condoms be damned
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tremain07
10/19/17 11:46:45 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
but the girls were very friendly, had fun and made me feel good. you forget you're paying for this service once you get into the mood. it was worth it

Oh, I'm sure the next time you open your wallet will be a grim reminder that you traded dough for pleasure.
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Boba-Fett
10/19/17 12:03:50 PM
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SamuelHayden posted...
Boba-Fett posted...
mrtopgoon327 posted...
Boba-Fett posted...
Depends on the girl - typically $80-100 for half hour with HJ or BJ.

Some will offer full service for an additional fee.

or bj? That's with a condom right?

Don't be ridiculous.


Dude you'll get AIDS

No way
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Turbam
10/19/17 12:07:10 PM
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You're married?!
smgdh.
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mrtopgoon327
10/19/17 1:35:13 PM
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Boba-Fett posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
How many STDs do you have?

Never had one - condoms be damned

When's the last time you got tested. Cheating on your wife was already fucked but come on bro, possibly exposing her to stds? And you aren't worried about getting one yourself? What the fuck man
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SamuelHayden
10/19/17 2:17:49 PM
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mrtopgoon327 posted...
Boba-Fett posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
How many STDs do you have?

Never had one - condoms be damned

When's the last time you got tested. Cheating on your wife was already fucked but come on bro, possibly exposing her to stds? And you aren't worried about getting one yourself? What the fuck man


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