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TheOrangeMisfit 10/19/17 4:17:31 PM #1: |
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Smarkil 10/19/17 4:20:06 PM #2: |
Of that list, I'm not even sure Jeff Dunham should be considered a comedian. I don't like living in a world where a guy makes money as a ventriloquist.
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TheCyborgNinja 10/19/17 4:21:45 PM #3: |
I voted Jeff Dunham, because his comedy is the most basic and embarrassing, but Amy Schumer is a piece of shit who looks like Richie Rich in a wig.
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TheThirdDay 10/19/17 4:24:46 PM #4: |
Well, how would you define "the worst?"
Least funny? Least creative/talented? Least artistic integrity? Featured in the least number of notable comedic works? Or just who we arbitrarily dislike the most? I don't think Pauly Shore has ever made me genuinely laugh, so I voted him. --- Now Playing: Silent Hill, Diablo 2 // Smash 4 // LUIGI, LINK, Bowser, Falco, ROB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirtBasedSoap 10/19/17 4:34:11 PM #5: |
joe rogan ending carlos mencias career in a 10 minute video
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CornishGhost 10/19/17 4:34:55 PM #6: |
they're all trash but i'd go with mencia.
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DirtBasedSoap 10/19/17 4:37:11 PM #7: |
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they're all trash but i'd go with mencia. the comedy store in Hollywood is a magical place --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MannerSaurus 10/19/17 4:39:57 PM #8: |
Why isn't Jerry Seinfeld in there?
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HagenEx 10/19/17 4:43:45 PM #9: |
Close call between Amy Schumer, Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia.
I tend to say there's no such thing as a bad comedian, there's comedians for all sort of people, and what you find funny, someone else will not. Those three however are scum of the earth and have stolen jokes from other people for years, even decades. --- The side of the fence that we climb determines who's afraid ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeus 10/19/17 4:45:24 PM #10: |
Either Schumer or Silverman. Schumer has been caught stealing jokes on top of everything else, so voted for her.
Schumer is a no-talent hack, a total bitch (she shamed one of her fans over fucking nothing), and a thief. Other than that, Aziz's standup is so bad I'd wish he'd sit down again (whoops, I just pulled an Amy Schumer! -- ie, stole a joke). He was also my least-favorite Parks & Rec actor. Kevin Hart is overrated, but he's kinda funny and I actually made it through one of his standup specials. Sandler's movies are hit or miss, but at least some are hits. --- (\/)(\/)|-| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dikitain 10/19/17 4:50:12 PM #11: |
It has to be Carlos Mencia or Amy Schumer, considering both of them steal all their jokes. Everyone else on that list at least has a shred of originality.
I'll go with Schumer because at least Mencia got called out on his bullshit and had his career ended as a result. People seem too scared to call out Schumer on her bullshit. --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MannerSaurus 10/19/17 4:51:34 PM #13: |
I voted for Schumer, because she thinks being (not at all) funny gives her the right to tell me what I'm allowed to defend my family with. "I'm a celebrity, I know what's best for you."
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ernieforss 10/19/17 4:52:32 PM #14: |
odd carrot top isn't there. but i thought he was funny back when i was a kid.
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DocDelicious 10/19/17 6:03:45 PM #15: |
Smarkil posted...
I'm not even sure Jeff Dunham should be considered a comedian. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KevinceKostner 10/19/17 6:04:56 PM #16: |
Any Schumer because she is a fat woman
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streamofthesky 10/19/17 6:05:04 PM #17: |
Amy Schumer and Carlos Mencia are terrible people, but have made my laugh at least once. Jeff Dunham is the absolute worst, how is he even a comedian?
MannerSaurus posted... Why isn't Jerry Seinfeld in there? Because he's not a bad comedian. Not a great one, but hardly a bad one. Then again, TC put Daniel Tosh on here for some reason, so I guess inexplicably adding another actual good comedian to the choices wouldn't matter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MannerSaurus 10/19/17 6:07:15 PM #18: |
What's the deal with airplane food?
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TheOrangeMisfit 10/19/17 8:57:38 PM #19: |
streamofthesky posted...
Amy Schumer and Carlos Mencia are terrible people, but have made my laugh at least once. Jeff Dunham is the absolute worst, how is he even a comedian? He only seems good because he's a slight step above the worst trash on the list, dude still sucks though --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 10/19/17 8:58:55 PM #20: |
Jeff Dunham is the only one on the list I'm offended at them existing
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argonautweakend 10/19/17 9:00:13 PM #21: |
My vote would have been david spade. on this list there are too many people i dont find funny at all to even make a vote.
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DKFjalfe 10/19/17 9:13:27 PM #22: |
How is Carlos Mencia not dominating this poll
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WhiskeyDisk 10/19/17 9:26:48 PM #23: |
DKFjalfe posted...
How is Carlos Mencia not dominating this poll Seriously. I hate Amy Schumer, but anyone that follows inside baseball on the comedy scene knows Mencia is a trash human being. I'm doubly confused by the pole results.given the number of others that have said Mencia in the topic. --- http://i.imgur.com/4fmtLFt.gif http://s1.zetaboards.com/sba/ ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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acesxhigh 10/19/17 9:29:30 PM #24: |
WhiskeyDisk posted...
Seriously. I hate Amy Schumer, but anyone that follows inside baseball on the comedy scene knows Mencia is a trash human being. I don't really pay attention, honestly all comedians except Louis CK can't really make me laugh at all. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WhiskeyDisk 10/19/17 9:31:49 PM #25: |
Also, I love how in the Mencia Vs Rogan video how it's Mencia's stage and yet someome hands Rogan a hot mic within a minute of him stepping up to call him out.
Also, as to Pauly Shore, the only reason he had a career was because his mother has ran the Laff Factory for like the past 40 years. --- http://i.imgur.com/4fmtLFt.gif http://s1.zetaboards.com/sba/ ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkKirby2500 10/19/17 9:33:03 PM #26: |
Daniel Tosh us great.
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WhiskeyDisk 10/19/17 9:33:11 PM #27: |
acesxhigh posted...
We really need to hook you up with some Bill Burr or Doug Stanhope or something here. --- http://i.imgur.com/4fmtLFt.gif http://s1.zetaboards.com/sba/ ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCyborgNinja 10/19/17 9:45:31 PM #28: |
CornishGhost posted...
they're all trash but i'd go with mencia. That video is amazing, but yeah, at least Mencias career feel off a cliff. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Syntheticon 10/19/17 9:48:09 PM #29: |
Jeff dunham because his act is almost as annoying as Larry the cable guy but he has less range.
Dane cook and kevin hart were stiff competition but as much as they suck, they've both given me a couple of laughs, even if by complete accident or by laughing at them. The Amy schumer hate is impressive, a lot of it seems to be around her as a celebrity or her looks which none of the other male comedians seem to be rated by as heavily-which was the subject of the 12 angry men episode (which I thought was brilliant) and like most comedians, she can bomb pretty badly from time to time but she's easily funnier than Carlos mencia, Dane cook and Daniel tosh but I'll admit that every one of her movies have been awful-at least a few of the movies from Pauly shore/Adam sandler etc. have been good, even if they are getting pretty old now. --- Mod me? You don't even know me! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Syntheticon 10/19/17 9:48:59 PM #30: |
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Daniel Tosh us great.This feels like it should be a bannable comment. --- Mod me? You don't even know me! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nade Duck 10/19/17 10:03:55 PM #31: |
i really wanna say mencia, but i guess stealing jokes takes a little more effort than saying vagina over and over? idk
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Nade Duck 10/19/17 10:04:11 PM #32: |
Syntheticon posted...
DarkKirby2500 posted...Daniel Tosh us great.This feels like it should be a bannable comment. his standup is good tho. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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streamofthesky 10/19/17 10:06:45 PM #33: |
Nade Duck posted...
Syntheticon posted...DarkKirby2500 posted...Daniel Tosh us great.This feels like it should be a bannable comment. I enjoy Tosh.0, too But yeah, his stand up is way better than the show. He's one of my favorite stand up comedians. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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acesxhigh 10/19/17 10:38:13 PM #34: |
WhiskeyDisk posted...
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WhiskeyDisk 10/20/17 1:32:50 AM #35: |
acesxhigh posted...
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darkknight109 10/20/17 1:34:06 AM #36: |
Of that list? Sandler. Should be Will Ferrell, though.
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Kislevic 10/20/17 2:18:33 AM #37: |
Amy Schumer never has and never will be funny
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ClarkDuke 10/20/17 2:54:23 AM #38: |
Saw Amy Shumer in 2017, she looks like she had a allergic reaction to shell fish, ok?
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Kyuubi4269 10/20/17 2:56:18 AM #39: |
From that list, I only know Adam Sandler first hand and Amy Schumer second hand, the rest may as well be people I passed on the street.
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WarGreymon77 10/20/17 3:23:38 AM #40: |
Trevor Noah
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Zeus 10/20/17 3:54:17 AM #41: |
DKFjalfe posted...
How is Carlos Mencia not dominating this poll Because Amy Schumer is on it. Schumer is infinitely worse than Mencia. --- (\/)(\/)|-| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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streamofthesky 10/20/17 3:59:47 AM #42: |
Zeus posted...
DKFjalfe posted...How is Carlos Mencia not dominating this poll It's worst comedian, not worst person >_< Dunham should be dominating the poll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCyborgNinja 10/20/17 4:14:48 AM #43: |
Maybe I missed a comment that already pointed this out, but how the fuck is Iliza Shlesinger not on the poll and winning it...
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streamofthesky 10/20/17 4:23:07 AM #44: |
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Maybe I missed a comment that already pointed this out, but how the fuck is Iliza Shlesinger not on the poll and winning it... Serious question....who? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCyborgNinja 10/20/17 4:27:18 AM #45: |
streamofthesky posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...Maybe I missed a comment that already pointed this out, but how the fuck is Iliza Shlesinger not on the poll and winning it... Think "skinny, less-funny Amy Schumer." Her jokes are about as well crafted and almost a carbon copy. She also has a similar demeanor to Garth from Wayne's World, but not in an appealing way. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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streamofthesky 10/20/17 4:34:53 AM #46: |
This topic reminded me about Kristen Schaal. Saw her "Live at the Fillmore" on Comedy Central once, and it was surreal...not the slightest bit funny or even interesting. I watched to the end waiting for something to happen or change, or some big twist to make it all comprehend-able, but...she really was just that terrible and devoid of humor.
Dunham's never made me laugh, but at least I can sort of understand how some of his dumb puppet lines could make other people (with poor taste) laugh. But that show was just plain bad.... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCyborgNinja 10/20/17 4:46:31 AM #47: |
streamofthesky posted...
This topic reminded me about Kristen Schaal. Saw her "Live at the Fillmore" on Comedy Central once, and it was surreal...not the slightest bit funny or even interesting. I watched to the end waiting for something to happen or change, or some big twist to make it all comprehend-able, but...she really was just that terrible and devoid of humor. Humour is very subjective, but there are definitely certain red flags that make me judge the other person and think less of them as a human being. If I like them, I tend to think "that's a shame." Otherwise, I just roll my eyes and deem them stupid. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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What_The_Chris 10/20/17 5:26:12 AM #48: |
TheCyborgNinja posted...
streamofthesky posted...This topic reminded me about Kristen Schaal. Saw her "Live at the Fillmore" on Comedy Central once, and it was surreal...not the slightest bit funny or even interesting. I watched to the end waiting for something to happen or change, or some big twist to make it all comprehend-able, but...she really was just that terrible and devoid of humor. yeah, when attempts of humor devolve into cringe, that's when you know how bad it is --- 2017 St. Louis Cardinals finished 83-79 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Katon 10/20/17 7:44:53 AM #49: |
Carlos Mencia
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HagenEx 10/20/17 8:00:56 AM #50: |
acesxhigh posted...
WhiskeyDisk posted...acesxhigh posted... Hes actually one of the best, but nice try. --- The side of the fence that we climb determines who's afraid ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 10/20/17 8:03:37 AM #51: |
I don't care for Wanda Sykes.
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