Current Events > What is the lead up to actual sexual intercourse like?

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Like you take her back to your dorm/room/apartment or whatever, then what? How do you not make it awkward when yall are cleaning up, taking off clothes, getting the condom on, etc
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the exchanging of money

according to movies there isn't much talking and just alot of making out while tearing off clothes

Finesse. Know the moment to initiate, do a good job, then cleaning isn't awkward
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you ask for consent

I like the lead up more than the aftermath.
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You look for your Turqoise Jeep cd
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treewojima posted...

the exchange of money

It's just sex. It's going to have awkward moments, TC. It's not porn.
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With my boyfriend, there's lots of laughing and silliness and smiles as we get into sex, which gradually turns into burning passion. Which is how it should be when you're in love, IMO.
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I just roll over and fall asleep (before and after).

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All right, now pay attention. First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
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Buzz Killjoy posted...

I just roll over and fall asleep (before and after).

Ew

ManSpread posted...

All right, now pay attention. First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Damone's patented 5 star plan! Works like a charm.
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Silver Bearings posted...

I like the lead up more than the aftermath.

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Awakened_Link posted...

With my boyfriend, there's lots of laughing and silliness and smiles as we get into sex, which gradually turns into burning passion. Which is how it should be when you're in love, IMO.

So cringe.....
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And I mean for hookups/ONS, not for relationship/marital sex where they are around each other more often
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LordMarshal posted...

Awakened_Link posted...

With my boyfriend, there's lots of laughing and silliness and smiles as we get into sex, which gradually turns into burning passion. Which is how it should be when you're in love, IMO.

So cringe.....

I'm sorry you've never been in love before.
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LordMarshal posted...

Awakened_Link posted...

With my boyfriend, there's lots of laughing and silliness and smiles as we get into sex, which gradually turns into burning passion. Which is how it should be when you're in love, IMO.

So cringe.....

What's cringey about this? I agree. I was always playful with my gfs and it got hotter and hotter.
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Usually it's just a lot of kissing and touching before and on the way there, and once you're at your place or hers, you go to the bedroom and start taking off clothes.

If you go directly to or have someone over it usually just starts with getting a little comfortable, laying or sitting together watching TV or doing something until someone makes a move, which then goes on until sex.

Sometimes light smoking and or drinking is involved at or near the beginning of both. It's not complicated. You can tell when someone wants you.
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DeroIin posted...

And I mean for hookups/ONS, not for relationship/marital sex where they are around each other more often

Did we convene back at my or their place under pretext, such as "another drink" or "awesome video to watch" or "omg do you have a bathroom?" If so, lead with that. Ideally there is mild to heavy (but not constant) physical contact, but don't get all gropey with someone in the bathroom.

I have no clue wtf 'cleaning up' is, but clothes take off is a gradual process and often a two person job. The awkwardness can occur with tight clothing (especially pants at the ankle!) or anything involving a clasp but it's usually met with levity and acknowledgement. When it comes condom time, she can assist while you fondle her a bit or something. It's only awkward if you are. (Or have absolutely no clue where your condoms or wine opener or something is -- it's good to be both an organized and prepared man)
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It starts with the playing of each partner's personal entrance music as they enter the bedroom, ripping off buttoned-up Adidas track pants. Then, when both are in bed, the ceremonial handshake and bows occur. The man then stands up straight and announces, in a loud, clear voice, that he will be placing the condom on his penis. The woman claps her hands once and nods to give her consent, and then the lovemaking commences. It lasts exactly 1 minute, 26 seconds.

Personally, lots of kissing/making out, cuddling and saying cute stuff to each other. No tearing off clothes and shit lol

It varies from person to person. I tend to just ask people if they wanna fuck. I used to have a bf who just liked it when we both got nekked and then start from there. My current gf likes to cuddle in bed and slowly remove articles of clothing one at a time.
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Awakened_Link posted...

LordMarshal posted...

Awakened_Link posted...

With my boyfriend, there's lots of laughing and silliness and smiles as we get into sex, which gradually turns into burning passion. Which is how it should be when you're in love, IMO.

So cringe.....

I'm sorry you've never been in love before.

Im married with a child. Try another insult....
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"Huh. Looks like we're all caught up with House of Cards."

LordMarshal posted...

Awakened_Link posted...

LordMarshal posted...

Awakened_Link posted...

With my boyfriend, there's lots of laughing and silliness and smiles as we get into sex, which gradually turns into burning passion. Which is how it should be when you're in love, IMO.

So cringe.....

I'm sorry you've never been in love before.

Im married with a child. Try another insult....

Were you ever really in love, though?
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Funkdamental posted...

LordMarshal posted...

Awakened_Link posted...

LordMarshal posted...

Awakened_Link posted...

With my boyfriend, there's lots of laughing and silliness and smiles as we get into sex, which gradually turns into burning passion. Which is how it should be when you're in love, IMO.

So cringe.....

I'm sorry you've never been in love before.

Im married with a child. Try another insult....

Were you ever really in love, though?

Is that where you gigle before sex? Nah, i just fuck like a normal person.
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Boombam99 posted...

It starts with the playing of each partner's personal entrance music as they enter the bedroom, ripping off buttoned-up Adidas track pants. Then, when both are in bed, the ceremonial handshake and bows occur. The man then stands up straight and announces, in a loud, clear voice, that he will be placing the condom on his penis. The woman claps her hands once and nods to give her consent, and then the lovemaking commences. It lasts exactly 1 minute, 26 seconds.

Gold.
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Your have to navigate through a maze and make your way to your sexy times partner on the other end. Then when you reach them you do the worm to celebrate while a disco ball comes out and gives you some funky beats.
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