Current Events > Uh, has anyone ever had a soft fap?

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TheSingingHobo
10/22/17 12:22:08 AM
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As in...things are softer than normal but the end result still occurs?

I just did and it was...weird. Didn't expect it to happen, but then it did.
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foreveraIone
10/22/17 12:22:41 AM
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yes and it came out weird
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MabusIncarnate
10/22/17 12:23:09 AM
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therin_lews_kin
10/22/17 12:36:28 AM
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only on days that I'm pulling double digits
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jayj350
10/22/17 12:36:57 AM
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A soft fap is the only way Mike Pence can get off to women
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Kitt
10/22/17 12:40:41 AM
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Sami1000
10/22/17 12:43:52 AM
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What's that???
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therin_lews_kin
10/22/17 12:44:51 AM
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Sami1000 posted...
What's that???


when you can't get your dangle hard, but you keep pulling on it until completion
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ThyCorndog
10/22/17 12:45:33 AM
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how drunk do you have to be for this
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TheSingingHobo
10/22/17 12:46:25 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
how drunk do you have to be for this

I'm totally sober.
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glitteringfairy
10/22/17 1:16:19 PM
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This has happened to me when I was under the influence of certain things that... Decreased hardness. One time it lasted two hours I think. You just gotta jerk that thing raw boys
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hollow_shrine
10/22/17 1:25:34 PM
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Like edging? Sure.
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TheSingingHobo
10/23/17 12:26:21 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
Like edging? Sure.

No like you're going at it, your ding-a-ling doesn't really get too hard, and you still pop one off.

It's very unsatisfying.
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Boba-Fett
10/23/17 12:36:03 PM
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It's like a pot boiling over
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TheSingingHobo
10/23/17 9:23:28 PM
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Boba-Fett posted...
It's like a pot boiling over

wat
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3khc
10/23/17 9:25:23 PM
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Has anyone successfully mastered how to fondle your own balls whilst deeding?
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ShinigamiSoul
10/23/17 9:29:47 PM
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3khc posted...
Has anyone successfully mastered how to fondle your own balls whilst deeding?

How is this a skill tho
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weapon_d00d816
10/23/17 9:30:57 PM
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I mean I can do it while only 75% or so, but nothing close to resembling flaccid.
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_Squirtle_
10/23/17 9:31:11 PM
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I had a gf once that was really into the mistress thing and got off by giving me multiple forced orgasms in a row. Looking back on it, it was a pretty interesting time.

Wouldn't really want to do that type of thing again though.
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3khc
10/23/17 9:39:18 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
3khc posted...
Has anyone successfully mastered how to fondle your own balls whilst deeding?

How is this a skill tho

Dexterity and focus under immense pleasure.
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ShinigamiSoul
10/23/17 9:45:57 PM
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3khc posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
3khc posted...
Has anyone successfully mastered how to fondle your own balls whilst deeding?

How is this a skill tho

Dexterity and focus under immense pleasure.

It's deeding not heart surgery lol
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TheSingingHobo
10/23/17 11:10:48 PM
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3khc posted...
Has anyone successfully mastered how to fondle your own balls whilst deeding?

How are you unable to do this...?

_Squirtle_ posted...
I had a gf once that was really into the mistress thing and got off by giving me multiple forced orgasms in a row. Looking back on it, it was a pretty interesting time.

Wouldn't really want to do that type of thing again though.

How does one force something like that? Much less in a row?
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apolloooo
10/23/17 11:22:24 PM
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foreveraIone posted...
yes and it came out weird

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TheSingingHobo
10/24/17 3:59:12 PM
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apolloooo posted...
foreveraIone posted...
yes and it came out weird

How does it come out weird...?
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Lost_All_Senses
10/24/17 4:01:29 PM
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I have when on adderall. Adderall makes my dick go soft after literally 2 seconds of stopping stimulation
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ShinigamiSoul
10/24/17 4:01:46 PM
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TheSingingHobo posted...
apolloooo posted...
foreveraIone posted...
yes and it came out weird

How does it come out weird...?

Maybe it sort of dribbles out slow and you can't really pump it cause soft
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Samurontai
10/24/17 4:02:57 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
10/24/17 4:03:00 PM
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I caught my dog doing something like this earlier and it had this weird pink thing down there that normally isn't there.
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eston
10/24/17 4:04:53 PM
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Imagine if you did that but then your jizz came out rock hard
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Kaname_Madoka
10/24/17 4:06:02 PM
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Yes
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TheSingingHobo
10/24/17 4:23:11 PM
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eston posted...
Imagine if you did that but then your jizz came out rock hard

Uhh, ouch.
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Giant_Aspirin
10/24/17 4:24:45 PM
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yup, and the finish isn't nearly as good.
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KazumaKiryu
10/24/17 4:24:54 PM
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That's what Viagra is for btw
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thronedfire2
10/24/17 4:33:01 PM
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Yeah that's one of the side effects of adderall
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