Board 8 > digi's top 10 shames

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Nice but the only really shameful thing so far is number 10. Good hook though.
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Ya'll are crazy, pissing in the garbage and blaming someone else to have their family change churches is top-shelf shame.
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4. I had a six-month relationship with a girl who went on to do beastiality porn

Of all the things on this list, this one is one where I feel like I personally did no wrong, but am still extremely ashamed of. I dated a girl for about six months, and we had a sexually active relationship. She ... showed no signs of being interested in beastiality, doing porn in general or anything like that.

Her brother messaged me on AIM one day with a link to a video on an ambiguously-named website. It was definitely her sucking a big, juicy horse dick. And then taking said dick elsewhere. And then taking a whole face load of horse gravy.

I told B8 about this in the past -- within minutes of me doing so, I recall GMUN was the first and only user to message me on AIM and ask me for a link to the video. I shared it with him. I do not know if he remembers this.
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I also knew a girl in high school who went on to do porn, but I never dated her and she only did normal porn. I refused to watch the video of it, though.
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Anagram posted...

I also knew a girl in high school who went on to do porn, but I never dated her and she only did normal porn. I refused to watch the video of it, though.

I feel I should elaborate and say I watched maybe 10 seconds total. I didn't sit through the full video, which was over 10 minutes but under 30 minutes long, if I recall correctly.
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I had a teacher at my school who was on Girls Gone Wild. If I had known which video it was, I definitely would have watched it. Once one student found out though, the whole school found out and she changed schools the next semester.
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digiiiiiiiii posted...

I recall GMUN was the first and only user to message me on AIM and ask me for a link to the video. I shared it with him. I do not know if he remembers this.

Let's find out.

@GuessMyUserName
@CelesMyUserName
@Gmun
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HaRRicH posted...

I had a teacher at my school who was on Girls Gone Wild. If I had known which video it was, I definitely would have watched it. Once one student found out though, the whole school found out and she changed schools the next semester.

That's both awful and funny.

I had a teacher who won Jeopardy, but none of the students knew which episode and this was before Youtube. The teacher in question absolutely refused to show us the video he had of it, so we were never able to find the episode where he won.
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HaRRicH posted...

I had a teacher at my school who was on Girls Gone Wild. If I had known which video it was, I definitely would have watched it. Once one student found out though, the whole school found out and she changed schools the next semester.

tbh she is lucky she didn't lose her job, make the news, and become unemployable as a teacher
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I think she was on GGW before she was hired, and maybe the transfer was because she lost her job. Not sure on the details anymore.
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velocycloraptor posted...

HaRRicH posted...

I had a teacher at my school who was on Girls Gone Wild. If I had known which video it was, I definitely would have watched it. Once one student found out though, the whole school found out and she changed schools the next semester.

tbh she is lucky she didn't lose her job, make the news, become unemployable as a teacher, and have a mrduckbear topic about her

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having a full throttle topic about her would be the only positive thing to come out of it
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3. I pre-ordered Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

I like racing games and I thought, gosh racing big trucks sounds stupid and awesome. Plus, the guy at GameCrazy pitched it to me as this highly-touted adrenaline thrillride. Fuck.
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How much was big rigs at release
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... I remember story of someone finding someone in beastiality but I absolutely do not recall asking you for it!

and I like never make first contact with anyone.... I should have my oldest aim logs somewhere tho
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CelesMyUserName posted...

... I remember story of someone finding someone in beastiality but I absolutely do not recall asking you for it!

and I like never make first contact with anyone.... I should have my oldest aim logs somewhere tho

The only thing I know for sure is that you absolutely asked me on AIM, and it was the first time we'd ever interacted on AIM before. I don't know if you watched, how much you watched if so, if you shared it, if we said anything after that or anything.

EDIT:

I even remember exactly how you asked. You said it just like this

".... so, I'm gonna need a link."

or

"... so, link?"

and it was the first thing you'd ever said to me
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digiiiiiiiii posted...

Her brother messaged me on AIM one day with a link to a video on an ambiguously-named website. It was definitely her sucking a big, juicy horse dick

Sounds like more of a shame for the brother than anyone else involved
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The biggest shame is that all of these shames are humblebrags for digi
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there's a sick part of me that is proud of the next one i'll post, but no, no bragging thus far
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I dunno

If I had sex with a girl and after that the only thing that could still satisfy her was massive horse dick

I'd be pretty proud
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velocycloraptor posted...

having a full throttle topic about her would be the only positive thing to come out of it

Duckbear/Full Throttle was actually bearable at one point before he became like... that. WTF happened/
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2. I knocked a guy out and he pissed EVERYWHERE

To be honest, when I started this list I was not cognizant of the fact that piss is the central theme of three different items on this list, but sometimes thats just the way these things go.

So, I used to box. Like a lot. It was my thing for a long time and it kept me in shape before I stopped doing it and got fat. Im also very tall. I was boxing with this guy I had a sambo class with and he was kind of better than me and it pissed me off and also he didnt shower a lot and smelled bad. I hate people that smell bad.

Were sparring, mandated sparring as everyone in the class had partnered up. He keeps ducking and circling to my left, and Im just not good at dealing with that kind of thing. Its frustrating for me. Hes doing it because he knows its going to make me mad -- were not even drilling that kind of technique. But hes doing it anyway. And hes snickering like a total bitch. And I hate him.

Im going right a steady right jab, the one he keeps ducking to the left. Out of frustration, I wing a wild left hook that I dont expect to land. I throw so much power behind it I know it was probably the slowest punch Ive ever thrown in my life. It actually hits him because he is essentially pre-loading a LAUGH. Hes about to laugh at me for dodging another jab, which I was unconsciously feinting with my right hand, and I hit him square on the left temple. He crumples to the ground, groaning and starting pissing himself.

Like, a lot of piss. He pissed so much that, being about a step away from him, I had to step back because pee was puddling on the ground and I didnt want pee on my feet. Later, when I told this story to someone else, they pointed out that I probably should have been more concerned about whether or not Id just killed a man, but in the moment, I just didnt want pee feet.

My instructor rushed over, the guy woke up, was immediately aware of where he was and what happened, and started screaming at full volume IM PEEING! IM PEEING! WHY AM I PEEING!? and I eventually got pushed back out of the room. The guy went to the hospital and was treated for a concussion.

He was back the next day. He told me that I am lucky he doesnt kill me. My instructor heard this and vindicated me by banning him from the class forever.

That room smelled like piss for a solid month, maybe more.
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I remember this story
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Who's better now?

But seriously is that the kind of drill where one might expect to be knocked out?
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Damn nice. Why'd you stop boxing?
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NFUN posted...

I remember this story

Considering how this board used to be obsessed with peeing (mainly in girl's butts) It's not surprising!
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man you punched a guy so hard you knocked him out, how shameful
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foolm0r0n posted...

man you punched a guy so hard you knocked him out, how shameful

In boxing!
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this one is definitely a stealth brag
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digi's top 10 shames he'll talk about
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legit brag though, good job digi

digi for mpc
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That wasn't very shameful. Well, maybe except for the part where you were worried of getting pee on your feet, but you didn't like him so it's understandable.
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time to see what terrible shame digi has at number 1, probably something like "i wore some ugly shoes while bowling a 300 game!" "i slept with 5 girls at once and only 4 called me back" "i was promoted at work but i ran out of sticky notes at my desk that day!"
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I'm gonna make my own shameful topic
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i dont really get why people are suddenly super opposed to this topic and the stories in general, i did not make this topic to brag about anything. given that the next one involves sex i think it's best if i just close the topic. shows me for trying to have some fun
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No digi no
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Don't close it Digi, people are loving it and the stealth brag posts don't negate from people loving the stories
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digiiiiiiiii posted...

i dont really get why people are suddenly super opposed to this topic and the stories in general

cuz I made 1 post
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I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.
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I'm marrying you next week and haven't heard about some of these stories. Don't let two or three buzzkills keep you from having fun with the rest of us.
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I can't speak for anyone else but I was just joking around, you know?
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#1 shame: aborting a lighthearted funny topic just because not 100% of people in the world praise you for it
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foolm0r0n posted...

#1 shame: aborting a lighthearted funny topic just because not 100% of people in the world praise you for it

no your posts are the only one that dont bother me because foolmo

but i guess i overreacted, just woke up for a bunch of negative posts and the nature of the top shame is just gonna have people saying its a brag because b8 is still the only place on the internet where having sex is a huge accomplishment
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I mean even I've had sex so it can't be that big of an accomplishment
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marrying me is going to be #1 isn't it

Fuck
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@Uglyface2
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digiiiiiiiii posted...

and the nature of the top shame is just gonna have people saying its a brag

then just don't say it's OBVIOUSLY NOT A BRAG!!! and you're fine
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can we still have digi's top ten shameful sexcapades next tho? I feel like there's a lot of material here that this list will unfortunately gloss over.
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digishaming ITT
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NFUN posted...

@Uglyface2

Huh? What? Is this about the horse fucking? My tastes are a little more pedestrian.