Board 8 > digi's top 10 shames

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Uglyface2 posted...

Huh? What? Is this about the horse fucking? My tastes are a little more pedestrian.

You wanna fuck people who can walk? god damn that's vile
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I'm not opposed to this topic at all, I'm enjoying the stories

I also think it's pretty sweet that you knocked out an annoying dude with a punch and made him pee himself, and in your place I would be nothing but proud of myself
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1. This one involves funeral sex. Im sorry.

I was with this girl for about two years. We were very close. Our relationship ended on bad terms, but I was also very close to her family. So much so, that when her grandmother died, I was asked if I wanted to attend the service. I considered it but was noncommittal in my answer. I was still pretty upset with this girl.

This girl had a friend who was pretty interested me in the past and the interest was mutual, but despite me being a huge dirtbag, I am staunchly against cheating, even in a relationship that is going nowhere. So we never did anything. But she was near the top of my list when I got out of a relationship.

On the day of the funeral, I decided I wasnt going to attend. Instead, I decided, out of both rage and lust, that I would sleep with the friend. I had intended to ask this friend out to a movie or something similar, but when I texted her, she told me she was getting ready to attend the funeral. I responded and said that I was planning on attending as well, and that we should carpool.

She picks me up. On the way there, I start buttering her up. Neither of us were particularly close to the grandmother, but she felt she should be there for her friend. Turns out, she didnt make it. When we got to the cemetery and parked, I made a move on her. She eagerly accepted. We did the damn business right there in the car, probably 50 yards away from the service, which we could partially see over a hill. I had convinced her that we had enough time until the service started, even though I had no actual knowledge of when said service was supposed to start. I just had the thirst.

My thirst was quenched. Hers was, too. I think somebody not from that funeral party saw us. By the time it was over, the service was well in progress and we knew we couldnt just go in. We did the damn thing and didnt feel any remorse.

Just kidding she felt instant remorse, and rather than put some time between herself and the incident, she came clean to my ex that night. Apparently, my ex, a girl I said I love you to -- without Diablo II on the table -- wanted me back and was going to pursue that potential situation after she recovered from the funeral.

Obviously, that went out the window really quick. She also called her friend a massive whore and threatened to rip out her eyebrow piercing if she didnt leave. They stopped being friends and the girl I banged actually moved away, I think to live with her grandma in another state, about two weeks later.

Ex, according to intel from another friend a few months later, cried a lot for like a month and swore to cut my balls off. I will shamefully recommend car sex at the cemetery.
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Yeah, wow, how very shameful. Shame on your cow, shame on your family.
/s
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Relieved I'm not the shame
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digiiiiiiiii posted...

I think to live with her grandma in another state

You should add some of her friends on facebook, just to mess with her.
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tabiicat42 posted...

Relieved I'm not the shame

You're Shame 0. A shame so obvious, so profound, so tautological that it doesn't even need explicit mentioning.
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ExThaNemesis posted...

digiiiiiiiii posted...

I think to live with her grandma in another state

You should add some of her friends on facebook, just to mess with her.

lmao
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tabiicat42 posted...

Relieved I'm not the shame

Did you know about any of these stories before this topic?

Also, A+ topic.
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TO RECAP

10. Dated a girl I didn't like because she had Diablo II on PC

9. Joined Board 8

8. Peed in a friend's garbage can when I was 14 and drunk, blamed it on someone else

7. I bought a Creed CD

6. I took pee tests for people, and one time I was pretty sure my pee wasn't clean but I didn't like the guy so I did it anyway

5. I had a long-time online female friend I wanted to bang but was saving but went out of my way to bang her to stop an online male friend from banging her

4. I had a six-month relationship with a girl who went on to do beastiality porn

3. I pre-ordered Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

2. I knocked a guy out and he pissed EVERYWHERE

1. Had funeral sex at my ex's grandma's funeral with her best friend
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digi x tabii is no shame
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thundersheep posted...

tabiicat42 posted...

Relieved I'm not the shame

Did you know about any of these stories before this topic?

Also, A+ topic.

I didn't know #2 but the rest I knew about. Just not the shame factor.
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Think the fact so many people here think being a shit person but having sex is bragging rules and doesn't show how terrible everyone here is
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Okay, that last one if pretty yikes. Almost more shameful than buying a Creed CD

Also, I wasn't opposed to the topic after #2, people were just posting stupid stuff, and man do I love posting stupid stuff too if I can join in!
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There's a difference between being a shit person and being ashamed of it
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I think I knew 7 of these stories.
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Great topic, number 1 is pretty much the most shameful but that's to be expected I supposed.
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epic
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Nice
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Saw the recap before I saw the #1 and thought it was about Digi getting busy with his ex's dead grandma's best friend. Crisis averted. >_>

Fun reads!
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The Creed thing is the only thing that seems like a real shame
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Solid list and a fun read, good job.
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Probably marked for spoilers.
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oh i got modded again, and warned this time

lol
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Spoilers are serious business man.
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A-alt account is BUTTSAUCE...

buttsauce...
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it's on brand
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