[LFQ-3] What would you rather have happen while giving a presentation?

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Boobsicle 10/25/17 3:41:13 PM #1:	What would you rather have happen while giving a presentation? Poo your Pants and it falls out the pantleg Your fly comes undone and your tiny boner sticks out 1inch Someone gets assassinated in the crowd You puke all over your prof/boss You lose control of your mind start speaking about fucking your parents Cops come in and arrest you, declaring to everyone you are a pedo Your town gets nuked During question period everyone starts asking if you know that your wife has fucked everyone in the room You blink and all of a sudden everyone is a hungry lion and they kill you Your shoe is untied, and your pants rip when you bend to tie them and a buttplug flies out your ass into yourprofs mouth View Results Well? --- Its good to be alive <cite>Boobsicle posted [p:889128057] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite> <quote> What would you rather have happen while giving a presentation? Poo your Pants and it falls out the pantleg Your fly comes undone and your tiny boner sticks out 1inch Someone gets assassinated in the crowd You puke all over your prof/boss You lose control of your mind start speaking about fucking your parents Cops come in and arrest you, declaring to everyone you are a pedo Your town gets nuked During question period everyone starts asking if you know that your wife has fucked everyone in the room You blink and all of a sudden everyone is a hungry lion and they kill you Your shoe is untied, and your pants rip when you bend to tie them and a buttplug flies out your ass into yourprofs mouth View Results Well?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Peterass 10/25/17 3:43:48 PM #2:	There's only one answer that doesn't involve humiliation of the speaker. I suspect that will be the winner --- Everything is awesome <cite>Peterass posted [p:889128223] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite> <quote>There's only one answer that doesn't involve humiliation of the speaker. I suspect that will be the winner</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dikitain 10/25/17 3:50:07 PM #3:	Peterass posted... There's only one answer that doesn't involve humiliation of the speaker. I suspect that will be the winner You must mean the one that has 5 votes and currently sits at 100%. :) --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. <cite>Dikitain posted [p:889128634] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite> <quote><cite>Peterass posted...</cite> <quote>There's only one answer that doesn't involve humiliation of the speaker. I suspect that will be the winner</quote> You must mean the one that has 5 votes and currently sits at 100%. :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 10/25/17 4:01:15 PM #4:	Poo my pants that would be hilarious --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead "I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!" <cite>Mead posted [p:889129336] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite> <quote>Poo my pants that would be hilarious</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WastelandCowboy 10/25/17 4:06:08 PM #5:	Dikitain posted... Peterass posted... There's only one answer that doesn't involve humiliation of the speaker. I suspect that will be the winner You must mean the one that has 5 votes and currently sits at 100%. :) Yup. This. As insensitive as it is, their death is not my problem. Best case scenario, presentation is canceled and I have content to write a book about. <cite>WastelandCowboy posted [p:889129643] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dikitain posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Peterass posted...</cite> <quote>There's only one answer that doesn't involve humiliation of the speaker. I suspect that will be the winner</quote> You must mean the one that has 5 votes and currently sits at 100%. :)</quote> Yup. This. As insensitive as it is, their death is not my problem. Best case scenario, presentation is canceled and I have content to write a book about.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Boobsicle 10/25/17 4:37:00 PM #6:	I will redo this later with a differwnt option --- Its good to be alive <cite>Boobsicle posted [p:889131732] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite> <quote>I will redo this later with a differwnt option</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 10/25/17 5:35:06 PM #7:	id go with everyone asking if I know my wife has fucked everyone. it would be comical because I don't have a wife and they'd all look like either trolls or misinformed idiots. and bonus, I don't have to answer any serious questions. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:889135439] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite> <quote>id go with everyone asking if I know my wife has fucked everyone. it would be comical because I don't have a wife and they'd all look like either trolls or misinformed idiots. and bonus, I don't have to answer any serious questions.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cruddy_horse 10/25/17 6:14:14 PM #8:	Other: It's a slide show presentation and while switching slides you accidentally select your Furry porn folder. --- equo ne credite! <cite>Cruddy_horse posted [p:889137768] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite> <quote>Other: It's a slide show presentation and while switching slides you accidentally select your Furry porn folder.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 10/25/17 6:30:38 PM #9:	Someone gets assassinated in the crowd 63.89% Unsurprisingly the only option involving other peoples' suffering instead of the respondent's own suffering is winning. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash <cite>Zeus posted [p:889138719] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite> <quote><quote>Someone gets assassinated in the crowd 63.89% </quote> Unsurprisingly the only option involving other peoples' suffering instead of the respondent's own suffering is winning.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 10/25/17 10:03:48 PM #10:	mooreandrew58 posted... id go with everyone asking if I know my wife has fucked everyone. it would be comical because I don't have a wife and they'd all look like either trolls or misinformed idiots. and bonus, I don't have to answer any serious questions. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:889151077] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite> <quote><cite>mooreandrew58 posted...</cite> <quote>id go with everyone asking if I know my wife has fucked everyone. it would be comical because I don't have a wife and they'd all look like either trolls or misinformed idiots. and bonus, I don't have to answer any serious questions.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HagenEx 10/25/17 10:11:01 PM #11:	Voted for "your town gets nuked". There's a lot of shitty people in my city and most of them deserve to die. I just hope the president and the entire parliament is attending my lecture by the time the nuke hits us. --- The side of the fence that we climb determines who's afraid <cite>HagenEx posted [p:889151519] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite> <quote>Voted for "your town gets nuked". There's a lot of shitty people in my city and most of them deserve to die. I just hope the president and the entire parliament is attending my lecture by the time the nuke hits us.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Boobsicle
10/25/17 3:41:13 PM
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<cite>Boobsicle posted [p:889128057] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite>
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	What would you rather have happen while giving a presentation?
	
			
		Poo your Pants and it falls out the pantleg

			
		Your fly comes undone and your tiny boner sticks out 1inch

			
		Someone gets assassinated in the crowd

			
		You puke all over your prof/boss

			
		You lose control of your mind start speaking about fucking your parents

			
		Cops come in and arrest you, declaring to everyone you are a pedo

			
		Your town gets nuked

			
		During question period everyone starts asking if you know that your wife has fucked everyone in the room

			
		You blink and all of a sudden everyone is a hungry lion and they kill you

			
		Your shoe is untied, and your pants rip when you bend to tie them and a buttplug flies out your ass into yourprofs mouth

		
	
	View Results
	
	


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Peterass
10/25/17 3:43:48 PM
#2:

There's only one answer that doesn't involve humiliation of the speaker. I suspect that will be the winner
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Everything is awesome

<cite>Peterass posted [p:889128223] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite>
<quote>There's only one answer that doesn't involve humiliation of the speaker. I suspect that will be the winner</quote>

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Dikitain
10/25/17 3:50:07 PM
#3:

Peterass posted...

There's only one answer that doesn't involve humiliation of the speaker. I suspect that will be the winner

You must mean the one that has 5 votes and currently sits at 100%. :)
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I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports.

<cite>Dikitain posted [p:889128634] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite>
<quote><cite>Peterass posted...</cite>
<quote>There's only one answer that doesn't involve humiliation of the speaker. I suspect that will be the winner</quote>
You must mean the one that has 5 votes and currently sits at 100%.  :)</quote>

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Mead
10/25/17 4:01:15 PM
#4:

Poo my pants that would be hilarious
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"I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!"

<cite>Mead posted [p:889129336] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite>
<quote>Poo my pants that would be hilarious</quote>

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WastelandCowboy
10/25/17 4:06:08 PM
#5:

Dikitain posted...

Peterass posted...
There's only one answer that doesn't involve humiliation of the speaker. I suspect that will be the winner

You must mean the one that has 5 votes and currently sits at 100%. :)

Yup. This.

As insensitive as it is, their death is not my problem.

Best case scenario, presentation is canceled and I have content to write a book about.

<cite>WastelandCowboy posted [p:889129643] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite>
<quote><cite>Dikitain posted...</cite>
<quote><cite>Peterass posted...</cite>
<quote>There's only one answer that doesn't involve humiliation of the speaker. I suspect that will be the winner</quote>
You must mean the one that has 5 votes and currently sits at 100%.  :)</quote>
Yup. This.

As insensitive as it is, their death is not my problem. 

Best case scenario, presentation is canceled and I have content to write a book about.</quote>

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Boobsicle
10/25/17 4:37:00 PM
#6:

I will redo this later with a differwnt option
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Its good to be alive

<cite>Boobsicle posted [p:889131732] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite>
<quote>I will redo this later with a differwnt option</quote>

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mooreandrew58
10/25/17 5:35:06 PM
#7:

id go with everyone asking if I know my wife has fucked everyone. it would be comical because I don't have a wife and they'd all look like either trolls or misinformed idiots. and bonus, I don't have to answer any serious questions.
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Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!"

<cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:889135439] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite>
<quote>id go with everyone asking if I know my wife has fucked everyone. it would be comical because I don't have a wife and they'd all look like either trolls or misinformed idiots. and bonus, I don't have to answer any serious questions.</quote>

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Cruddy_horse
10/25/17 6:14:14 PM
#8:

Other: It's a slide show presentation and while switching slides you accidentally select your Furry porn folder.
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equo ne credite!

<cite>Cruddy_horse posted [p:889137768] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite>
<quote>Other: It's a slide show presentation and while switching slides you accidentally select your Furry porn folder.</quote>

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Zeus
10/25/17 6:30:38 PM
#9:

Someone gets assassinated in the crowd
63.89%

Unsurprisingly the only option involving other peoples' suffering instead of the respondent's own suffering is winning.
---

(\/)(\/)|-|
In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash

<cite>Zeus posted [p:889138719] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite>
<quote><quote>Someone gets assassinated in the crowd
63.89% </quote>

Unsurprisingly the only option involving other peoples' suffering instead of the respondent's own suffering is winning.</quote>

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Sarcasthma
10/25/17 10:03:48 PM
#10:

mooreandrew58 posted...

id go with everyone asking if I know my wife has fucked everyone. it would be comical because I don't have a wife and they'd all look like either trolls or misinformed idiots. and bonus, I don't have to answer any serious questions.

---

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

<cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:889151077] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite>
<quote><cite>mooreandrew58 posted...</cite>
<quote>id go with everyone asking if I know my wife has fucked everyone. it would be comical because I don't have a wife and they'd all look like either trolls or misinformed idiots. and bonus, I don't have to answer any serious questions.</quote></quote>

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HagenEx
10/25/17 10:11:01 PM
#11:

Voted for "your town gets nuked".

There's a lot of shitty people in my city and most of them deserve to die. I just hope the president and the entire parliament is attending my lecture by the time the nuke hits us.
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The side of the fence that we climb determines who's afraid

<cite>HagenEx posted [p:889151519] in What would... [t:75919064]...</cite>
<quote>Voted for "your town gets nuked".

There's a lot of shitty people in my city and most of them deserve to die. I just hope the president and the entire parliament is attending my lecture by the time the nuke hits us.</quote>

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