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Patty_Fleur 10/26/17 7:44:58 AM #1:	Every morning. --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. <cite>Patty_Fleur posted [p:889171658] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote>Every morning.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JE19426 10/26/17 7:45:43 AM #2:	As in on the floor? <cite>JE19426 posted [p:889171681] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote>As in on the floor?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 10/26/17 7:46:51 AM #3:	At my office there's someone in the building who takes a shit every day and leaves big fucking chunky skidmarks all over the toilet bowl. So that means there's actual an adult human male who has a real adult job who never learned (or just doesn't care) that he's leaving shit everywhere for someone else to clean up. Pisses me off every day. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:889171705] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote>At my office there's someone in the building who takes a shit every day and leaves big fucking chunky skidmarks all over the toilet bowl. So that means there's actual an adult human male who has a real adult job who never learned (or just doesn't care) that he's leaving shit everywhere for someone else to clean up. Pisses me off every day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patty_Fleur 10/26/17 7:48:44 AM #4:	pinky0926 posted... At my office there's someone in the building who takes a shit every day and leaves big fucking chunky skidmarks all over the toilet bowl. So that means there's actual an adult human male who has a real adult job who never learned (or just doesn't care) that he's leaving shit everywhere for someone else to clean up. Pisses me off every day. He leaves it clean but it still stinks --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. <cite>Patty_Fleur posted [p:889171757] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote>At my office there's someone in the building who takes a shit every day and leaves big fucking chunky skidmarks all over the toilet bowl. So that means there's actual an adult human male who has a real adult job who never learned (or just doesn't care) that he's leaving shit everywhere for someone else to clean up. Pisses me off every day.</quote> He leaves it clean but it still stinks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 10/26/17 7:48:56 AM #5:	JE19426 posted... As in on the floor? in the coffee maker --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:889171762] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>JE19426 posted...</cite> <quote>As in on the floor?</quote> in the coffee maker</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JE19426 10/26/17 7:50:00 AM #6:	SSJGrimReaper posted... JE19426 posted... As in on the floor? in the coffee maker That's disgusting, I've known some people who shit in bins but even they aren't that disgusting. <cite>JE19426 posted [p:889171791] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote><cite>JE19426 posted...</cite> <quote>As in on the floor?</quote> in the coffee maker</quote> That's disgusting, I've known some people who shit in bins but even they aren't that disgusting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Patty_Fleur 10/26/17 7:52:05 AM #8:	-Gavirulax- posted... I pissed on a teachers car when I was like 15/16, such a rebel. We all know you're a terrible human being --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. <cite>Patty_Fleur posted [p:889171859] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>-Gavirulax- posted...</cite> <quote>I pissed on a teachers car when I was like 15/16, such a rebel.</quote> We all know you're a terrible human being</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChainedRedone 10/26/17 7:52:56 AM #9:	JE19426 posted... SSJGrimReaper posted... JE19426 posted... As in on the floor? in the coffee maker That's disgusting, I've known some people who shit in bins but even they aren't that disgusting. It's actually genius because who could tell? --- Posted with GameRaven 3.3 <cite>ChainedRedone posted [p:889171875] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>JE19426 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>JE19426 posted...</cite> <quote> As in on the floor? </quote> in the coffee maker</quote> That's disgusting, I've known some people who shit in bins but even they aren't that disgusting.</quote> It's actually genius because who could tell?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Laserion 10/26/17 8:44:56 AM #11:	pinky0926 posted... At my office there's someone in the building who takes a shit every day and leaves big fucking chunky skidmarks all over the toilet bowl. So that means there's actual an adult human male who has a real adult job who never learned (or just doesn't care) that he's leaving shit everywhere for someone else to clean up. Pisses me off every day. So, you're supposed to take a paper towel and put your hand in the water to wipe it? Or perhaps flush it many times until it washes off? --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:889173446] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote>At my office there's someone in the building who takes a shit every day and leaves big fucking chunky skidmarks all over the toilet bowl. So that means there's actual an adult human male who has a real adult job who never learned (or just doesn't care) that he's leaving shit everywhere for someone else to clean up. Pisses me off every day.</quote> So, you're supposed to take a paper towel and put your hand in the water to wipe it? Or perhaps flush it many times until it washes off?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DifferentialEquation 10/26/17 8:47:12 AM #12:	Laserion posted... pinky0926 posted... At my office there's someone in the building who takes a shit every day and leaves big fucking chunky skidmarks all over the toilet bowl. So that means there's actual an adult human male who has a real adult job who never learned (or just doesn't care) that he's leaving shit everywhere for someone else to clean up. Pisses me off every day. So, you're supposed to take a paper towel and put your hand in the water to wipe it? Or perhaps flush it many times until it washes off? Found the culprit. --- "If the day does not require an AK, it is good." The Great Warrior Poet, Ice Cube <cite>DifferentialEquation posted [p:889173523] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>Laserion posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote>At my office there's someone in the building who takes a shit every day and leaves big fucking chunky skidmarks all over the toilet bowl. So that means there's actual an adult human male who has a real adult job who never learned (or just doesn't care) that he's leaving shit everywhere for someone else to clean up. Pisses me off every day.</quote> So, you're supposed to take a paper towel and put your hand in the water to wipe it? Or perhaps flush it many times until it washes off?</quote> Found the culprit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tremain07 10/26/17 8:50:23 AM #14:	While we're on the topic of terrible humans, please remember the so called pee-pee monster is still at large, for those who do not know this madman, it's a dude who goes into public bathrooms and pisses everywhere,nothing is safe from his yellow wrath, he pees on the cleaning products, on the baby changing station, on the sinks, on the walls on the stall doors, everything, then he doesn't even wash his hands as he makes his escape. He's been at this for years and still hasn't been caught --- I got nothing <cite>tremain07 posted [p:889173650] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote>While we're on the topic of terrible humans, please remember the so called pee-pee monster is still at large, for those who do not know this madman, it's a dude who goes into public bathrooms and pisses everywhere,nothing is safe from his yellow wrath, he pees on the cleaning products, on the baby changing station, on the sinks, on the walls on the stall doors, everything, then he doesn't even wash his hands as he makes his escape. He's been at this for years and still hasn't been caught</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DifferentialEquation 10/26/17 8:53:04 AM #15:	According to a quick google search, if you're leaving skid marks in the toilet it may be because you have too much dairy and gluten in your diet. You should leave a note for the offender taped on the stall door. --- "If the day does not require an AK, it is good." The Great Warrior Poet, Ice Cube <cite>DifferentialEquation posted [p:889173760] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote>According to a quick google search, if you're leaving skid marks in the toilet it may be because you have too much dairy and gluten in your diet. You should leave a note for the offender taped on the stall door.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 10/26/17 8:55:28 AM #16:	He might have IBS --- I got nothing <cite>tremain07 posted [p:889173839] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote>He might have IBS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
seigren 10/26/17 8:55:29 AM #17:	using google for health information, LOL --- thats pretty damn hilarious <cite>seigren posted [p:889173841] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote>using google for health information, LOL</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SageHarpuia 10/26/17 8:59:06 AM #18:	What about that guy who craps in the urinal? --- My name is Harpuia, one of the four Guardians of Master X and General of the Strong Air Battalion, The Rekku Army. <cite>SageHarpuia posted [p:889173967] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote>What about that guy who craps in the urinal?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 10/26/17 8:59:51 AM #19:	I don't poop anywhere other than my house unless I HAVE to Also, I pee in urinals. If no urinals, I pee in the sink, if the sink is too visible, I pee on the wall so the piss doesn't hit me --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:889173993] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote>I don't poop anywhere other than my house unless I HAVE to Also, I pee in urinals. If no urinals, I pee in the sink, if the sink is too visible, I pee on the wall so the piss doesn't hit me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 10/26/17 9:01:14 AM #20:	Laserion posted... So, you're supposed to take a paper towel and put your hand in the water to wipe it? Or perhaps flush it many times until it washes off? How can you be a grown adult and not know what a toilet brush is for... --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:889174048] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>Laserion posted...</cite> <quote>So, you're supposed to take a paper towel and put your hand in the water to wipe it? Or perhaps flush it many times until it washes off?</quote> How can you be a grown adult and not know what a toilet brush is for...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 10/26/17 9:01:32 AM #21:	SageHarpuia posted... What about that guy who craps in the urinal? get the Hardly boys on the horn --- http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:889174060] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>SageHarpuia posted...</cite> <quote>What about that guy who craps in the urinal?</quote> get the Hardly boys on the horn</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SageHarpuia 10/26/17 9:02:32 AM #22:	awesome999 posted... I pee in the sink How tall are you? --- My name is Harpuia, one of the four Guardians of Master X and General of the Strong Air Battalion, The Rekku Army. <cite>SageHarpuia posted [p:889174106] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>I pee in the sink</quote> How tall are you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lum 10/26/17 9:03:33 AM #23:	Maybe it's cause I'm in bed on the cusp of falling asleep bit I seriously thought this was about a dude shitting on the floor. <cite>Lum posted [p:889174151] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote>Maybe it's cause I'm in bed on the cusp of falling asleep bit I seriously thought this was about a dude shitting on the floor.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 10/26/17 9:04:11 AM #24:	SageHarpuia posted... awesome999 posted... I pee in the sink How tall are you? I'm a dude, inseam length of 32 inches which I think is more relevant. Height is 5'10 The sinks are lower here idk --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:889174181] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>SageHarpuia posted...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>I pee in the sink</quote> How tall are you?</quote> I'm a dude, inseam length of 32 inches which I think is more relevant. Height is 5'10 The sinks are lower here idk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MikeArmstrong 10/26/17 9:04:35 AM #25:	Oh sorry, didn't realize I was bothering anyone <cite>MikeArmstrong posted [p:889174193] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote>Oh sorry, didn't realize I was bothering anyone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 10/26/17 9:05:05 AM #26:	awesome999 posted... If no urinals, I pee in the sink This is one of those things that sounds gross but if you think logically about it isn't actually gross at all --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:889174209] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>If no urinals, I pee in the sink</quote> This is one of those things that sounds gross but if you think logically about it isn't actually gross at all</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 10/26/17 9:13:38 AM #28:	Godnorgosh posted... pinky0926 posted... awesome999 posted... If no urinals, I pee in the sink This is one of those things that sounds gross but if you think logically about it isn't actually gross at all Nah, it's gross. I don't want someone's piss getting on the sink handles that I have to touch. The same sink handles that have been universally groped just after hundreds of men were holding their junk? --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:889174546] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>Godnorgosh posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>If no urinals, I pee in the sink</quote> This is one of those things that sounds gross but if you think logically about it isn't actually gross at all</quote> Nah, it's gross. I don't want someone's piss getting on the sink handles that I have to touch.</quote> The same sink handles that have been universally groped just after hundreds of men were holding their junk?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SageHarpuia 10/26/17 9:15:48 AM #29:	iirc pinky thinks bidets are sanitary --- My name is Harpuia, one of the four Guardians of Master X and General of the Strong Air Battalion, The Rekku Army. <cite>SageHarpuia posted [p:889174632] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote>iirc pinky thinks bidets are sanitary</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 10/26/17 9:16:49 AM #30:	SageHarpuia posted... iirc pinky thinks bidets are sanitary I think you have me confused with someone else. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:889174669] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>SageHarpuia posted...</cite> <quote>iirc pinky thinks bidets are sanitary</quote> I think you have me confused with someone else.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
COVxy 10/26/17 9:20:16 AM #31:	pinky0926 posted... Laserion posted... So, you're supposed to take a paper towel and put your hand in the water to wipe it? Or perhaps flush it many times until it washes off? How can you be a grown adult and not know what a toilet brush is for... Tbf, I've never worked a job in which there was a toilet brush in the bathroom. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] <cite>COVxy posted [p:889174825] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Laserion posted...</cite> <quote>So, you're supposed to take a paper towel and put your hand in the water to wipe it? Or perhaps flush it many times until it washes off?</quote> How can you be a grown adult and not know what a toilet brush is for...</quote> Tbf, I've never worked a job in which there was a toilet brush in the bathroom.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 10/26/17 9:21:53 AM #32:	Alright, well there was a brush in the bathroom and this motherfucker never used it --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:889174895] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote>Alright, well there was a brush in the bathroom and this motherfucker never used it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 10/26/17 9:59:42 AM #33:	COVxy posted... pinky0926 posted... Laserion posted... So, you're supposed to take a paper towel and put your hand in the water to wipe it? Or perhaps flush it many times until it washes off? How can you be a grown adult and not know what a toilet brush is for... Tbf, I've never worked a job in which there was a toilet brush in the bathroom. This. Toilet brush only works at home. Work toilet brushes are used by the custodians when cleaning, and they never leave them behind. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:889176441] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>COVxy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Laserion posted...</cite> <quote>So, you're supposed to take a paper towel and put your hand in the water to wipe it? Or perhaps flush it many times until it washes off?</quote> How can you be a grown adult and not know what a toilet brush is for...</quote> Tbf, I've never worked a job in which there was a toilet brush in the bathroom.</quote> This. Toilet brush only works at home. Work toilet brushes are used by the custodians when cleaning, and they never leave them behind.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 10/26/17 10:05:37 AM #34:	SSJGrimReaper posted... JE19426 posted... As in on the floor? in the coffee maker I know a guy that used to book/bounce for a decent venue here in NC. Apparently Marilyn Manson shit in the green room coffee maker and no one figured it out until another band tried to make a pot weeks later. --- http://i.imgur.com/GRZEGPm.gif http://imgur.com/OeMgQZT.gif <cite>MrResetti posted [p:889176749] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote><cite>JE19426 posted...</cite> <quote>As in on the floor?</quote> in the coffee maker</quote> I know a guy that used to book/bounce for a decent venue here in NC. Apparently Marilyn Manson shit in the green room coffee maker and no one figured it out until another band tried to make a pot weeks later.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 10/26/17 10:07:47 AM #35:	I love how people get mad when a bathroom is used for its intended purpose --- http://i.imgur.com/LAvnefi.gif http://i.imgur.com/6kW9fXL.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:889176865] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote>I love how people get mad when a bathroom is used for its intended purpose</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Balrog0 10/26/17 10:07:48 AM #36:	look, I'm just kinda gonna shit when I need to and thats that I'm not gonna give it more than 2 flushes either, that's not my job I'm sorry guys that's just how it is --- He would make his mark, if not on this tree, then on that wall; if not with teeth and claws, then with penknife and razor. <cite>Balrog0 posted [p:889176867] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote>look, I'm just kinda gonna shit when I need to and thats that I'm not gonna give it more than 2 flushes either, that's not my job I'm sorry guys that's just how it is</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ug1ybass 10/26/17 10:08:09 AM #37:	When you gotta go you gotta go. If I don't go within an hour or two of waking up I won't be able to go all day. --- Posted using GameFlux Get it now for Android from Google Play! <cite>Ug1ybass posted [p:889176888] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote>When you gotta go you gotta go. If I don't go within an hour or two of waking up I won't be able to go all day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 10/26/17 10:12:56 AM #38:	Asherlee10 posted... Laserion posted... pinky0926 posted... At my office there's someone in the building who takes a shit every day and leaves big fucking chunky skidmarks all over the toilet bowl. So that means there's actual an adult human male who has a real adult job who never learned (or just doesn't care) that he's leaving shit everywhere for someone else to clean up. Pisses me off every day. So, you're supposed to take a paper towel and put your hand in the water to wipe it? Or perhaps flush it many times until it washes off? I would suggest doing just about anything instead of leaving it there. People that do that are disgusting and rude. If I clean the toilet then the janitor has less to do. Eventually he gets fired because the shitter is too clean. Meanwhile I get in trouble for having shitty production because Im cleaning Shit and not working. But now I have to clean shit because the janitor got fired. Eventually I get fired and go to get unemployment but they are out of money because that janitor took the last of it. I have to commit crimes to survive and eventually go to prison. So, because I cleaned up some shit we went from two tax paying upstanding citizens to having one on welfare and one in prison. Ill leave that shit, thank you very much. --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:889177114] in There's li... [t:75921453]...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Laserion posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote>At my office there's someone in the building who takes a shit every day and leaves big fucking chunky skidmarks all over the toilet bowl. So that means there's actual an adult human male who has a real adult job who never learned (or just doesn't care) that he's leaving shit everywhere for someone else to clean up. Pisses me off every day.</quote> So, you're supposed to take a paper towel and put your hand in the water to wipe it? Or perhaps flush it many times until it washes off?</quote> I would suggest doing just about anything instead of leaving it there. People that do that are disgusting and rude.</quote> If I clean the toilet then the janitor has less to do. Eventually he gets fired because the shitter is too clean. Meanwhile I get in trouble for having shitty production because Im cleaning Shit and not working. But now I have to clean shit because the janitor got fired. Eventually I get fired and go to get unemployment but they are out of money because that janitor took the last of it. I have to commit crimes to survive and eventually go to prison. So, because I cleaned up some shit we went from two tax paying upstanding citizens to having one on welfare and one in prison. Ill leave that shit, thank you very much.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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