Current Events > I talked my way out of a speeding ticket yesterday

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I was neither a murder suspect, nor a target for an international spy organization. But I drove a car down the Jersey Turnpike at 80 mph.

A police officer pulled me over and asked for my drivers license. He said I was going 20 mph over the speed limit.

I instantly pointed to my wife and said Im in a hurry, my wife is in labor. Fortunately, my wife actually had a big stomach. I hoped hed let me go with this excuse.

Oh, since its an emergency. Ill lead you to the hospital with my police car, he said.

No, its not necessary.

Why not? asked the officer.

Uh well

Lets get going, said the officer

No, no! We cant! This baby is a demon child!
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