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mortimerjames
10/29/17 12:21:15 PM
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when i was 4 I was solving 1000+ puzzles

So I think its obvious that whenever I feel like it I can come up with einstein level theories
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E32005
10/29/17 12:21:51 PM
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apolloooo
10/29/17 12:21:52 PM
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mortimerjames posted...
when i was 4 I was solving 1000+ puzzles

So I think its obvious that whenever I feel like it I can come up with einstein level theories

Hello fellow lazy genius
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lww99
10/29/17 12:22:23 PM
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TheVipaGTS
10/29/17 12:22:34 PM
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damn bro you must love Rick and Morty.
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Returning_CEmen
10/29/17 12:22:39 PM
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TC our new resident polymath?
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mortimerjames
10/29/17 12:22:44 PM
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E32005 posted...
yet here you are...posting on CE

i can do that

you can't turn on the switch like me
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MacDaMurderer
10/29/17 12:28:51 PM
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My dad said I was fixing computers at 6 years old and thought I would be the black bill gates. Not even close.
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Paragon21XX
10/29/17 12:29:00 PM
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So basically, you were a slow developer. Is that it?
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Turbam
10/29/17 12:29:53 PM
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That's weird.
Your parents told me that you just started talking earlier this year
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itachi15243
10/29/17 12:37:02 PM
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My parents told me I started Yale at 8 months, and finished my double major with a perfect 4.0 gpa afew months before my second birthday.

I had wondered what those certificates were from.
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VTBM
10/29/17 12:51:53 PM
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mortimerjames
10/29/17 12:53:08 PM
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lot of jelly in this topic

my iq is probably in the 150-180 range
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dollarflashsale
10/29/17 12:54:21 PM
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mortimerjames posted...
lot of jelly in this topic

my iq is probably in the 150-180 range


fuck off mortimerjames

signed ROD.
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MrOnionHead
10/29/17 12:55:11 PM
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mortimerjames posted...
lot of jelly in this topic

my iq is probably in the 150-180 range


Nobody cares what your IQ is if you still wet the bed.
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mortimerjames
10/29/17 12:59:27 PM
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i wet the bed because when i dream my iq is going off unfiltered causing my brain matter to ooze
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Paragon21XX
10/29/17 2:00:51 PM
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mortimerjames posted...
i wet the bed because when i dream my iq is going off unfiltered causing my brain matter to ooze

So you admit to being a pissbrain.
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Tappor
10/29/17 2:01:46 PM
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To be fair, you need a high IQ to understand CEmen posts.
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dollarflashsale
10/29/17 2:02:49 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
mortimerjames posted...
i wet the bed because when i dream my iq is going off unfiltered causing my brain matter to ooze

So you admit to being a pissbrain.


you can fuck off too asshole.
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mortimerjames
10/29/17 2:07:46 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
So you admit to being a pissbrain.

not my fault you're not smart enough to comprehend my statements
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PoopPotato
10/29/17 2:10:46 PM
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Pffft. I was doing 1001 piece puzzles at that time.
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kingdrake2
10/29/17 2:21:08 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
Pffft. I was doing 1001 piece puzzles at that time.


it was so many damn pieces i couldn't finish one :(.
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