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lolamericans
10/30/17 10:30:32 PM
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just finished having sex with this girl and shes just lying there catching her breath, what do i do now? do i tell her to go home?
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Fam_Fam
10/30/17 10:31:01 PM
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cuddle 5ever
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lilORANG
10/30/17 10:31:01 PM
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tor984
10/30/17 10:31:25 PM
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Pics
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Zodd3224
10/30/17 10:31:50 PM
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Start thinking of names for the baby you just put inside her
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Letron_James
10/30/17 10:32:20 PM
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Usually you should wash off your hands after you masturbate TC so maybe start with that.
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apocalyptic_4
10/30/17 10:42:26 PM
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You clap.

A round of applause
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Gamer99z
10/30/17 10:43:49 PM
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Do Americans really clap after sex?
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Naysaspace
10/30/17 10:44:56 PM
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Gamer99z posted...
Do Americans really clap after sex?

No, they clap* during sex

*The sound of two fat softbodies smashing into one another.
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3khc
10/30/17 10:45:40 PM
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Post the akon song to social media
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RE_expert44
10/30/17 10:46:28 PM
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Play doom for 3 months then take out the trash
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BuckVanHammer
10/30/17 10:47:21 PM
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Fart
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Turbam
10/30/17 10:47:37 PM
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Play some 2 player Odyssey.
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lolamericans
10/30/17 10:52:47 PM
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lol so we are just here talking about stuff, and i dont know wtf i should do... we already ate dinner, she doesnt like video games, i dont watch tv or netflix, i just watch anime on whatever site, shes just the complete opposite, honestly i just want her gone, wtf do i tell her?
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Duncanwii
10/30/17 10:55:03 PM
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lolamericans posted...
lol so we are just here talking about stuff, and i dont know wtf i should do... we already ate dinner, she doesnt like video games, i dont watch tv or netflix, i just watch anime on whatever site, shes just the complete opposite, honestly i just want her gone, wtf do i tell her?

The truth. Tell her she was a one night stand and you want the hell out of your house.
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KILBOTz
10/30/17 10:56:19 PM
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You bust out the sex scoring sheets on clipboards and give honest feedback in written communication.
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Freddie_Mercury
10/30/17 10:57:47 PM
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pee
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masticatingman
10/30/17 11:00:34 PM
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If it's honestly a one night stand, you can tell them to leave.

But just don't get a big ego over it. They probably aren't a player if this happens or they're really into you so don't be too abrupt about it. At least give a 'good' reason. If she's a player, she would've already bounced.
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lolamericans
10/30/17 11:06:34 PM
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i dont even know what this is, i love her and i know she has liked me for a long time, but i know we wont last long, long story... anyway, we're going yogurt land and just talk some more, then ill drive her home.
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Syntheticon
10/31/17 2:55:34 AM
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lolamericans posted...
lol so we are just here talking about stuff, and i dont know wtf i should do... we already ate dinner, she doesnt like video games, i dont watch tv or netflix, i just watch anime on whatever site, shes just the complete opposite, honestly i just want her gone, wtf do i tell her?

For starters, don't bring randoms home because then they know where you live.
If she won't get the hint ask her if you need to call her a cab or say you need to crash because early start. She'll get the message.
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