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drunkmuggle
10/31/17 11:42:52 AM
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GuyCarlPeterson
10/31/17 11:43:25 AM
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It wasn't raining.
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DevsBro
10/31/17 11:45:35 AM
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drunkmuggle
10/31/17 11:46:44 AM
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GuyCarlPeterson posted...
It wasn't raining.

Good guess, but wrong unfortunately
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Muffinz0rz
10/31/17 11:46:45 AM
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It's a huge umbrella
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10/31/17 11:47:17 AM
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voldothegr8
10/31/17 11:48:07 AM
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GuyCarlPeterson posted...
It wasn't raining.

ssj3vegeta2 posted...
They are inside

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DifferentialEquation
10/31/17 11:48:15 AM
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The 100 people are dead and buried in waterproof coffins and one of them was buried with their umbrella.
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BLAKUboy
10/31/17 11:49:11 AM
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The umbrella is a planet and the people are a room outside.
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Uncle_Drew
10/31/17 11:50:02 AM
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99 of them are only 3" tall tiny people, while the one with the umbrella is 20' tall and has an equally big umbrella, thus covering all the little people so no one gets wet
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DevsBro
10/31/17 11:50:38 AM
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Good guess, but wrong unfortunately

In other words, guess which of the hundred obvious solutions you were thinking of. No thanks.
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drunkmuggle
10/31/17 11:51:23 AM
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BLAKUboy posted...
The umbrella is a planet and the people are a room outside.

nope, the planet is the 100 people and the umbrella is a room outside

Glad to see you're thinking laterally, though

DevsBro posted...
Good guess, but wrong unfortunately

In other words, guess which of the hundred obvious solutions you were thinking of. No thanks.

you're smarter than this devs, you should've came to the real conclusion early on
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I Like Toast
10/31/17 11:51:25 AM
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The strong pugnet odors of the new Jersey landfills created a barrier that water couldn't break through
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E32005
10/31/17 11:51:57 AM
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drunkmuggle
10/31/17 11:52:16 AM
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I Like Toast posted...
I live in a trash city called philly and am waiting for a nuclear atomic wedgie from my good friend @Romulox28

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emblem boy
10/31/17 11:52:49 AM
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The umbrella is a room outside, however that joke goes.
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Muffinz0rz
10/31/17 11:53:40 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
It's a huge umbrella

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BalisticWarri0r
10/31/17 11:54:08 AM
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What a shit ass topic.
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I Like Toast
10/31/17 11:54:17 AM
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drunkmuggle posted...
I Like Toast posted...
I live in a trash city called philly and am waiting for a nuclear atomic wedgie from my good friend @Romulox28

At least we can grow crops since we get rain!
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yusiko
10/31/17 11:54:20 AM
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This is the plot of the next honey I shrunk the kids movie and rick Moranis is holding an umbrella up for the 99 shrunk kids
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Romulox28
10/31/17 11:54:27 AM
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drunkmuggle posted...
I Like Toast posted...
I live in a trash city called philly and am waiting for a nuclear atomic wedgie from my good friend @Romulox28

im going to give him a wedgie so hard that he wont be able to sit in the driver's seat of his Scion tC for a month and will miss being able to drive to Burger King to get his daily Hot Cakes Platter.
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nayr626
10/31/17 11:55:33 AM
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They're not wet because they poured milk first.
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hockeybub89
10/31/17 11:57:48 AM
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Oshawottownage
10/31/17 11:59:25 AM
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BalisticWarri0r posted...
What a shit ass topic.

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teepan95
10/31/17 11:59:27 AM
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BLAKUboy posted...
The umbrella is a planet and the people are a room outside.

Dammit
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drunkmuggle
10/31/17 12:07:07 PM
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I Like Toast posted...
At least we can grow crops since we get rain!

wut
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HiddenLurker
10/31/17 12:08:52 PM
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The rest are wearing raincoats.
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Link HT
10/31/17 12:10:39 PM
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The 100 people are the TC and 99 women.
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I Like Toast
10/31/17 12:11:01 PM
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drunkmuggle posted...
I Like Toast posted...
At least we can grow crops since we get rain!

wut


AT LEAST WE CAN GROW CROPS SINCE WE GET RAIN!
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matteus70
10/31/17 12:12:00 PM
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Link HT posted...
The 100 people are the TC and 99 women.

Ouch
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WilliamPorygon
10/31/17 12:14:20 PM
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Because only the "1" in the 100 has the umbrella. That leaves the two "0"'s to get wet. 0+0=0, therefore, none are wet.

That's the stupidest "solution" I could come up with, anyway.
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Oshawottownage
10/31/17 12:15:03 PM
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Link HT posted...
The 100 people are the TC and 99 women.


/topic
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GallisOTK
10/31/17 12:15:32 PM
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They're all inside TC's house watching him show off his new Mary Poppins cosplay
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Funkydog
10/31/17 12:17:33 PM
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They are ant sized people carrying a human sized umbrella.
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Laserion
10/31/17 12:18:05 PM
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drunkmuggle posted...
GuyCarlPeterson posted...
It wasn't raining.

Good guess, but wrong unfortunately

So, it was raining?

"Umbrella" means "little shade". The one with the umbrella was using it to cover from the sun, not the rain.
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snesmaster40
10/31/17 12:19:53 PM
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Link HT posted...
The 100 people are the TC and 99 women.


Oh snap.
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drunkmuggle
10/31/17 12:27:15 PM
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Oshawottownage posted...
Link HT posted...
The 100 people are the TC and 99 women.


/topic

if it was post 2 maybe but naw, y'all are 2000 and late and I'm better than all of you

get your pokemon username ass out of here
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TheOnionKnight
10/31/17 12:33:16 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
The 100 people are dead and buried in waterproof coffins and one of them was buried with their umbrella.

Keep the 99 people buried. Make the 1 person with the umbrella alive, above ground, visiting the graveyard in the rain.
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Muffinz0rz
10/31/17 2:32:46 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
It's a huge umbrella

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Thekiller37
10/31/17 2:38:45 PM
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99 of the people are imaginary
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10/31/17 2:42:25 PM
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