Current Events > Scored big on my Halloween haul this year

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Went dressed up as @The_Doge I knocked on a few doors and this fucking lady "ohhh you're a little too old to be trick or treating" I says to that bitch I says "Very rude. Much revenge" So I kicked a hole through her door and dragged my ass across her yard.

Turns out one of her sprinklers tore the ol Doge asshole out of me and tapeworms spilled out all over the lawn. I said to this lady, I remember sayin to her, I says "I'm taking you to much court and issuing you a heckin lawsuit".

She turns to me and says "no no no here's a check for $500,000,000" So I takes and I runs.
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Went dressed up as @The_Doge I knocked on a few doors and this fucking lady "ohhh you're a little too old to be trick or treating" I says to that bitch I says "Very rude. Much revenge" So I kicked a hole through her door and dragged my ass across her yard.

Turns out one of her sprinklers tore the ol Doge asshole out of me and tapeworms spilled out all over the lawn. I said to this lady, I remember sayin to her, I says "I'm taking you to much court and issuing you a heckin lawsuit".

She turns to me and says "no no no here's a check for $500,000,000" So I takes and I runs.

Wow picture of costume
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such story
very happened
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You'd like that would ya? You would get all wow crazy and heckin horny! NO BAD DOGE BAD DOGE SIT DOWN!
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I get Baldur's Gate 2 asylum vibes from this topic.
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