Current Events > I had to hold a man's penis today. AMA? >_>

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NeonOctopus
11/03/17 11:20:03 AM
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BalanceLost
11/03/17 11:20:29 AM
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Did you play with it?
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Giant_Aspirin
11/03/17 11:20:42 AM
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was there a pulsating vein running down the shaft?
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NeonOctopus
11/03/17 11:21:10 AM
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BalanceLost posted...
Did you play with it?

Giant_Aspirin posted...
was there a pulsating vein running down the shaft?

no
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Vegy
11/03/17 11:21:53 AM
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How big was it?

Would you mind holding onto another one?
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Hexenherz
11/03/17 11:22:17 AM
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were his initials K S?
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SSJGrimReaper
11/03/17 11:22:38 AM
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did you make eye contact as you did it
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NeonOctopus
11/03/17 11:23:36 AM
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Vegy posted...
How big was it?

Would you mind holding onto another one?

It was positioned weird so it's hard to say.

If I have to again I will >_>
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Kazi1212
11/03/17 11:25:09 AM
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Did you get an urge to it?
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Romulox28
11/03/17 11:26:37 AM
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was it feminine
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YourDrunkFather
11/03/17 11:26:37 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Shoot


Oh, is that what it did at the end?
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Error1355
11/03/17 11:27:19 AM
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Why?
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eston
11/03/17 11:27:49 AM
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SageHarpuia
11/03/17 11:28:19 AM
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Error1355 posted...
Why?

Why did it take twelve posts for this to be asked?
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hollow_shrine
11/03/17 11:29:20 AM
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Did you swallow?

SageHarpuia posted...
Error1355 posted...
Why?

Why did it take twelve posts for this to be asked?

That's silly. There's only one reason to hold someone's junk, and that's because you want his D.
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ManLink4321
11/03/17 11:32:00 AM
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was it nice and hard?
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NeonOctopus
11/03/17 11:33:54 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
were his initials K S?

no
SSJGrimReaper posted...
did you make eye contact as you did it

Sometimes when I had to tell him what I was going to do >_>
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NeonOctopus
11/03/17 11:34:18 AM
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Kazi1212 posted...
Did you get an urge to it?

Romulox28 posted...
was it feminine

No
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Cocytus
11/03/17 11:34:50 AM
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The obvious question...why did you do this thing?
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NeonOctopus
11/03/17 11:35:04 AM
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Cocytus
11/03/17 11:35:43 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Error1355 posted...
Why?

To help him use the bathroom >_>

Just random or it's part of your job or what?
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SageHarpuia
11/03/17 11:36:08 AM
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Why not put a catheter in?
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NeonOctopus
11/03/17 11:59:29 AM
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Cocytus posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Error1355 posted...
Why?

To help him use the bathroom >_>

Just random or it's part of your job or what?

Usually not, but the patient is bedbound and really had to pee before going to the hospital, so i helped with a urinal
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Grindcorp9000
11/03/17 12:04:31 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Lol you had to aim his dick while he pissed? I would have turned it around and made him piss all over himself and then said "oops, my finger slipped".


You are mentally ill.
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Error1355
11/03/17 12:05:03 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Lol you had to aim his dick while he pissed? I would have turned it around and made him piss all over himself and then said "oops, my finger slipped".

Tagging you as a terrible human.
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FF_Redux
11/03/17 12:05:48 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Why not put a catheter in?


He could clearly pee the natural way, being lazy caretaker whatever is not a valid indication for catheter.
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kingdrake2
11/03/17 12:10:13 PM
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Error1355 posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
Lol you had to aim his dick while he pissed? I would have turned it around and made him piss all over himself and then said "oops, my finger slipped".

Tagging you as a terrible human.


it's very funny but i have to agree with error on this one. cant stop laughing.
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eston
11/03/17 12:11:34 PM
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Kaname_Madoka
11/03/17 12:12:49 PM
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Did it feel like bags of sand?
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Kaname_Madoka
11/03/17 12:14:54 PM
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Stop being so attention seeking fender
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kingdrake2
11/03/17 12:15:21 PM
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he's human but he's pure evil. just like newspaper comics.
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hollow_shrine
11/03/17 12:15:40 PM
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tote_all posted...
@Giant_Aspirin posted...
was there a pulsating vein running down the shaft?


Veins don't have pulse...

Pulsating simply describes movement, not the presence of a pulse. We could also 'palpitating,' or 'throbbing.'
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hollow_shrine
11/03/17 12:18:35 PM
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tote_all posted...
@hollow_shrine posted...
tote_all posted...
@Giant_Aspirin posted...
was there a pulsating vein running down the shaft?


Veins don't have pulse...

Pulsating simply describes movement, not the presence of a pulse. We could also 'palpitating,' or 'throbbing.'


Which are things veins also don't do.

That's fair. It just looks that way when you encounter a particularly vascular dick.
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NeonOctopus
11/03/17 12:47:38 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Lol you had to aim his dick while he pissed? I would have turned it around and made him piss all over himself and then said "oops, my finger slipped".

what the actual fuck
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Turbam
11/03/17 12:49:27 PM
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You giving out brojobs?
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EverDownward
11/03/17 12:50:16 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Shoot

I bet it did
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ReignFury
11/03/17 12:56:02 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
Did you swallow?

SageHarpuia posted...
Error1355 posted...
Why?

Why did it take twelve posts for this to be asked?

That's silly. There's only one reason to hold someone's junk, and that's because you want his D.


About 10 years ago this girl I was seeing forced me to get an STD test which included a physical examination by two male doctors. Not a fan.
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Hexenherz
11/03/17 2:49:36 PM
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have you ever held a woman's penis?
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NeonOctopus
11/03/17 2:50:29 PM
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Returning_CEmen
11/03/17 3:03:51 PM
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Did you instinctively open your mouth?
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Returning_CEmen
11/03/17 3:06:20 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Error1355 posted...
Why?

To help him use the bathroom >_>

Does he not have arms/hands?
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NeonOctopus
11/03/17 3:06:56 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Error1355 posted...
Why?

To help him use the bathroom >_>

Does he not have arms/hands?

He's weak
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Awakened_Link
11/03/17 3:10:35 PM
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Is this an old man we're talking about here?
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Returning_CEmen
11/03/17 3:11:59 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Error1355 posted...
Why?

To help him use the bathroom >_>

Does he not have arms/hands?

He's weak

But he is strong enough to stand up and pee?
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Cocytus
11/03/17 3:12:22 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Cocytus posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Error1355 posted...
Why?

To help him use the bathroom >_>

Just random or it's part of your job or what?

Usually not, but the patient is bedbound and really had to pee before going to the hospital, so i helped with a urinal

I know the feeling. When I worked in healthcare I had to give an old man a full on bath. I think he liked it really well looking back.
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