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NeonOctopus 11/03/17 11:20:03 AM #1: |
Shoot
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BalanceLost 11/03/17 11:20:29 AM #2: |
Did you play with it?
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Giant_Aspirin 11/03/17 11:20:42 AM #3: |
was there a pulsating vein running down the shaft?
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NeonOctopus 11/03/17 11:21:10 AM #4: |
BalanceLost posted...
Did you play with it? Giant_Aspirin posted... was there a pulsating vein running down the shaft? no --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vegy 11/03/17 11:21:53 AM #5: |
How big was it?
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Hexenherz 11/03/17 11:22:17 AM #6: |
were his initials K S?
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SSJGrimReaper 11/03/17 11:22:38 AM #7: |
did you make eye contact as you did it
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NeonOctopus 11/03/17 11:23:36 AM #8: |
Vegy posted...
How big was it? It was positioned weird so it's hard to say. If I have to again I will >_> --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kazi1212 11/03/17 11:25:09 AM #9: |
Did you get an urge to it?
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Romulox28 11/03/17 11:26:37 AM #10: |
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YourDrunkFather 11/03/17 11:26:37 AM #11: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Shoot Oh, is that what it did at the end? --- One bourbon,one scotch,one beer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Error1355 11/03/17 11:27:19 AM #12: |
Why?
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eston 11/03/17 11:27:49 AM #13: |
Was it circumsized?
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SageHarpuia 11/03/17 11:28:19 AM #14: |
Error1355 posted...
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hollow_shrine 11/03/17 11:29:20 AM #15: |
Did you swallow?
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ManLink4321 11/03/17 11:32:00 AM #16: |
was it nice and hard?
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NeonOctopus 11/03/17 11:33:54 AM #17: |
Hexenherz posted...
were his initials K S? no SSJGrimReaper posted... did you make eye contact as you did it Sometimes when I had to tell him what I was going to do >_> --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 11/03/17 11:34:18 AM #18: |
Kazi1212 posted...
Did you get an urge to it? Romulox28 posted... was it feminine No --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 11/03/17 11:34:50 AM #19: |
The obvious question...why did you do this thing?
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NeonOctopus 11/03/17 11:35:04 AM #20: |
Error1355 posted...
Why? To help him use the bathroom >_> --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 11/03/17 11:35:43 AM #21: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Error1355 posted...Why? Just random or it's part of your job or what? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SageHarpuia 11/03/17 11:36:08 AM #22: |
Why not put a catheter in?
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NeonOctopus 11/03/17 11:59:29 AM #23: |
Cocytus posted...
NeonOctopus posted...Error1355 posted...Why? Usually not, but the patient is bedbound and really had to pee before going to the hospital, so i helped with a urinal --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Grindcorp9000 11/03/17 12:04:31 PM #25: |
fenderbender321 posted...
Lol you had to aim his dick while he pissed? I would have turned it around and made him piss all over himself and then said "oops, my finger slipped". You are mentally ill. --- https://youtu.be/o4Fnp7vyMdU Nationalism is a malignant cancer which must be carved out by the blade of individualism. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Error1355 11/03/17 12:05:03 PM #26: |
fenderbender321 posted...
Lol you had to aim his dick while he pissed? I would have turned it around and made him piss all over himself and then said "oops, my finger slipped". Tagging you as a terrible human. --- This life is just a game we play, that we can never win. But don't give up, no don't give up. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FF_Redux 11/03/17 12:05:48 PM #27: |
SageHarpuia posted...
Why not put a catheter in? He could clearly pee the natural way, being lazy caretaker whatever is not a valid indication for catheter. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 11/03/17 12:10:13 PM #28: |
Error1355 posted...
fenderbender321 posted...Lol you had to aim his dick while he pissed? I would have turned it around and made him piss all over himself and then said "oops, my finger slipped". it's very funny but i have to agree with error on this one. cant stop laughing. --- His hair cracks me up, It's like if vaudeville and feudal Japan did the fusion dance on his head - Yaridovich ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eston 11/03/17 12:11:34 PM #29: |
How many times did you shake it
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Kaname_Madoka 11/03/17 12:12:49 PM #30: |
Did it feel like bags of sand?
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Kaname_Madoka 11/03/17 12:14:54 PM #33: |
Stop being so attention seeking fender
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kingdrake2 11/03/17 12:15:21 PM #34: |
he's human but he's pure evil. just like newspaper comics.
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hollow_shrine 11/03/17 12:15:40 PM #35: |
tote_all posted...
@Giant_Aspirin posted...was there a pulsating vein running down the shaft? Pulsating simply describes movement, not the presence of a pulse. We could also 'palpitating,' or 'throbbing.' --- Geraldo Riviera's facial hair is a hate crime 15 Transwomen of color have been murdered since 1/1/2017 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hollow_shrine 11/03/17 12:18:35 PM #37: |
tote_all posted...
@hollow_shrine posted...tote_all posted...@Giant_Aspirin posted...was there a pulsating vein running down the shaft? That's fair. It just looks that way when you encounter a particularly vascular dick. --- Geraldo Riviera's facial hair is a hate crime 15 Transwomen of color have been murdered since 1/1/2017 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 11/03/17 12:47:38 PM #38: |
fenderbender321 posted...
Lol you had to aim his dick while he pissed? I would have turned it around and made him piss all over himself and then said "oops, my finger slipped". what the actual fuck --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 11/03/17 12:49:27 PM #39: |
You giving out brojobs?
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EverDownward 11/03/17 12:50:16 PM #41: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Shoot I bet it did --- http://i.imgur.com/DKNJbBm.jpg Official Praying Monk from the Sky Temple of the MKX boards ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReignFury 11/03/17 12:56:02 PM #43: |
hollow_shrine posted...
Did you swallow? About 10 years ago this girl I was seeing forced me to get an STD test which included a physical examination by two male doctors. Not a fan. --- Not all women deserve chivalry http://i.giftrunk.com/rv4b2c.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hexenherz 11/03/17 2:49:36 PM #44: |
have you ever held a woman's penis?
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NeonOctopus 11/03/17 2:50:29 PM #45: |
Hexenherz posted...
have you ever held a woman's penis? Can't say I have --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Returning_CEmen 11/03/17 3:03:51 PM #46: |
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Returning_CEmen 11/03/17 3:06:20 PM #47: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Error1355 posted...Why? Does he not have arms/hands? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 11/03/17 3:06:56 PM #48: |
Returning_CEmen posted...
NeonOctopus posted...Error1355 posted...Why? He's weak --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Awakened_Link 11/03/17 3:10:35 PM #49: |
Is this an old man we're talking about here?
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Returning_CEmen 11/03/17 3:11:59 PM #50: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...NeonOctopus posted...Error1355 posted...Why? But he is strong enough to stand up and pee? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 11/03/17 3:12:22 PM #51: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Cocytus posted...NeonOctopus posted...Error1355 posted...Why? I know the feeling. When I worked in healthcare I had to give an old man a full on bath. I think he liked it really well looking back. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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