Poll of the Day > How am I supposed to take a shit with a guy hypnoxing two stalls over?

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DistantMemory 11/04/17 12:05:00 AM #1:	I sat there for a good ten minutes trying my damnedest to release my bowels, but nothing. Meanwhile there's a guy sitting two stalls over making continuous heavy breathing noises. Totally hypnoxing. I came really close to just asking him if that's what he was doing. <cite>DistantMemory posted [p:889723605] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote>I sat there for a good ten minutes trying my damnedest to release my bowels, but nothing. Meanwhile there's a guy sitting two stalls over making continuous heavy breathing noises. Totally hypnoxing. I came really close to just asking him if that's what he was doing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 11/04/17 12:05:52 AM #2:	How is he supposed to jerk off while you're taking a shit? Give the dude some room ffs. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 <cite>Smarkil posted [p:889723634] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote>How is he supposed to jerk off while you're taking a shit? Give the dude some room ffs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 11/04/17 12:07:50 AM #3:	Smarkil posted... How is he supposed to jerk off while you're taking a shit? Give the dude some room ffs. Yeah tc that's pretty inconsiderate <cite>Yellow posted [p:889723723] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote>How is he supposed to jerk off while you're taking a shit? Give the dude some room ffs.</quote> Yeah tc that's pretty inconsiderate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhiskeyDisk 11/04/17 12:08:39 AM #4:	Srsly, offer to help and send him on his way. --- http://i.imgur.com/4fmtLFt.gif http://s1.zetaboards.com/sba/ ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. <cite>WhiskeyDisk posted [p:889723760] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote>Srsly, offer to help and send him on his way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 11/04/17 12:11:47 AM #5:	I don't get it. Why are you sat on the bog if you don't need to shit? --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:889723897] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote>I don't get it. Why are you sat on the bog if you don't need to shit?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DistantMemory 11/04/17 12:13:30 AM #6:	wwinterj25 posted... I don't get it. Why are you sat on the bog if you don't need to shit? I DO, I just find it hard to do when there's a guy hypnoxing right there. It makes me clench my asshole. <cite>DistantMemory posted [p:889723967] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote><cite>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote>I don't get it. Why are you sat on the bog if you don't need to shit?</quote> I DO, I just find it hard to do when there's a guy hypnoxing right there. It makes me clench my asshole.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 11/04/17 12:14:29 AM #7:	DistantMemory posted... I DO, I just find it hard to do when there's a guy hypnoxing right there. It makes me clench my asshole. It's ok. Don't be afraid. Relax and enjoy it. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:889724014] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote><cite>DistantMemory posted...</cite> <quote>I DO, I just find it hard to do when there's a guy hypnoxing right there. It makes me clench my asshole.</quote> It's ok. Don't be afraid. Relax and enjoy it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 11/04/17 12:16:51 AM #8:	DistantMemory posted... wwinterj25 posted... I don't get it. Why are you sat on the bog if you don't need to shit? I DO, I just find it hard to do when there's a guy hypnoxing right there. It makes me clench my asshole. Sounds like a personal problem to me, let the man get his jollies on and wait till he's finished, then you can poop. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:889724108] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote><cite>DistantMemory posted...</cite> <quote><cite>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote>I don't get it. Why are you sat on the bog if you don't need to shit?</quote> I DO, I just find it hard to do when there's a guy hypnoxing right there. It makes me clench my asshole.</quote> Sounds like a personal problem to me, let the man get his jollies on and wait till he's finished, then you can poop.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aHappySacka 11/04/17 12:19:28 AM #9:	Should have asked if he needed help so things would get awkward and he'd stop long enough for you to be the one "finishing". --- You are now blinking and breathing manually. http://i.imgur.com/91NC0Cb.gifv <cite>aHappySacka posted [p:889724222] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote>Should have asked if he needed help so things would get awkward and he'd stop long enough for you to be the one "finishing".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jramirez23 11/04/17 12:27:09 AM #10:	lol where were you at? --- No one shall expel us from the Paradise that Cantor has created. Hilbert <cite>jramirez23 posted [p:889724514] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote>lol where were you at?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DistantMemory 11/04/17 12:31:03 AM #11:	jramirez23 posted... lol where were you at? Restroom for my dorm building's hall. <cite>DistantMemory posted [p:889724672] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote><cite>jramirez23 posted...</cite> <quote>lol where were you at?</quote> Restroom for my dorm building's hall.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 11/04/17 1:01:55 AM #12:	One time a guy in the stall next to me was enthusiastically saying, "oh yeah" the whole time. Guess it was a really good dump <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:889725880] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote>One time a guy in the stall next to me was enthusiastically saying, "oh yeah" the whole time. Guess it was a really good dump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatalAccident 11/04/17 1:04:21 AM #13:	i find it really weird that american students have to share a room with someone else at university. like seriously where the bloody hell is the privacy? thats why people have to resort to hypnoxing in public stalls --- walks away <cite>FatalAccident posted [p:889725973] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote>i find it really weird that american students have to share a room with someone else at university. like seriously where the bloody hell is the privacy? thats why people have to resort to hypnoxing in public stalls</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jramirez23 11/04/17 1:10:30 AM #14:	FatalAccident posted... i find it really weird that american students have to share a room with someone else at university. like seriously where the bloody hell is the privacy? thats why people have to resort to hypnoxing in public stalls Yes. I feel bad for people who have like two or three roommates in the same shoebox room. Many people have to go to the bathroom to "deal with urges" but I remember they had to be carful about getting in trouble with the RAs. --- No one shall expel us from the Paradise that Cantor has created. Hilbert <cite>jramirez23 posted [p:889726193] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote><cite>FatalAccident posted...</cite> <quote>i find it really weird that american students have to share a room with someone else at university. like seriously where the bloody hell is the privacy? thats why people have to resort to hypnoxing in public stalls</quote> Yes. I feel bad for people who have like two or three roommates in the same shoebox room. Many people have to go to the bathroom to "deal with urges" but I remember they had to be carful about getting in trouble with the RAs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatalAccident 11/04/17 1:28:52 AM #15:	jramirez23 posted... RAs whats that --- walks away <cite>FatalAccident posted [p:889726839] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote><cite>jramirez23 posted...</cite> <quote>RAs</quote> whats that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmokeMassTree 11/04/17 1:31:59 AM #17:	FatalAccident posted... jramirez23 posted... RAs whats that Rheumatoid arthritis It's a real pain I also don't believe he was jerking it for 10 minutes. That's like 9 1/2 minutes longer than necessary --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:889726941] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote><cite>FatalAccident posted...</cite> <quote><cite>jramirez23 posted...</cite> <quote>RAs</quote> whats that</quote> Rheumatoid arthritis It's a real pain I also don't believe he was jerking it for 10 minutes. That's like 9 1/2 minutes longer than necessary</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhiskeyDisk 11/04/17 1:37:46 AM #18:	FatalAccident posted... i find it really weird that american students have to share a room with someone else at university. like seriously where the bloody hell is the privacy? thats why people have to resort to hypnoxing in public stalls I'd be more concerned with why a textbook that you need 5 paragraphs from costs $200 or the batshit education bubble as a whole hasn't collapsed yet when barista jobs require a bachelor's degree now, but sure let's focus on the masturbation issue instead... --- http://i.imgur.com/4fmtLFt.gif http://s1.zetaboards.com/sba/ ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. <cite>WhiskeyDisk posted [p:889727160] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote><cite>FatalAccident posted...</cite> <quote>i find it really weird that american students have to share a room with someone else at university. like seriously where the bloody hell is the privacy? thats why people have to resort to hypnoxing in public stalls</quote> I'd be more concerned with why a textbook that you need 5 paragraphs from costs $200 or the batshit education bubble as a whole hasn't collapsed yet when barista jobs require a bachelor's degree now, but sure let's focus on the masturbation issue instead...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 11/04/17 1:52:12 AM #19:	WhiskeyDisk posted... FatalAccident posted... i find it really weird that american students have to share a room with someone else at university. like seriously where the bloody hell is the privacy? thats why people have to resort to hypnoxing in public stalls I'd be more concerned with why a textbook that you need 5 paragraphs from costs $200 or the batshit education bubble as a whole hasn't collapsed yet when barista jobs require a bachelor's degree now, but sure let's focus on the masturbation issue instead... Hey now masturbation is important <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:889727666] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote><cite>WhiskeyDisk posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FatalAccident posted...</cite> <quote>i find it really weird that american students have to share a room with someone else at university. like seriously where the bloody hell is the privacy? thats why people have to resort to hypnoxing in public stalls</quote> I'd be more concerned with why a textbook that you need 5 paragraphs from costs $200 or the batshit education bubble as a whole hasn't collapsed yet when barista jobs require a bachelor's degree now, but sure let's focus on the masturbation issue instead...</quote> Hey now masturbation is important</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 11/04/17 1:52:52 AM #20:	Maybe the guy was just having a really painful spicy dump <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:889727688] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote>Maybe the guy was just having a really painful spicy dump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 11/04/17 3:11:28 AM #21:	SmokeMassTree posted... FatalAccident posted... jramirez23 posted... RAs whats that Rheumatoid arthritis It's a real pain I also don't believe he was jerking it for 10 minutes. That's like 9 1/2 minutes longer than necessary in my personal experience it feels better if you draw it out longer like that. idk about 10 minutes i've never bothered to time it but yeah. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:889729922] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote><cite>SmokeMassTree posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FatalAccident posted...</cite> <quote><cite>jramirez23 posted...</cite> <quote>RAs</quote> whats that</quote> Rheumatoid arthritis It's a real pain I also don't believe he was jerking it for 10 minutes. That's like 9 1/2 minutes longer than necessary</quote> in my personal experience it feels better if you draw it out longer like that. idk about 10 minutes i've never bothered to time it but yeah.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 11/04/17 7:36:38 AM #22:	aHappySacka posted... Should have asked if he needed help so things would get awkward and he'd stop long enough for you to be the one "finishing". Unless he accepts the offer then tc just looks like a bitch when he backs down and doesn't follow through. --- John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:889734883] in How am I s... [t:75952854]...</cite> <quote><cite>aHappySacka posted...</cite> <quote>Should have asked if he needed help so things would get awkward and he'd stop long enough for you to be the one "finishing".</quote> Unless he accepts the offer then tc just looks like a bitch when he backs down and doesn't follow through.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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