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UnfairRepresent 11/04/17 2:18:51 PM #1: |
You're at the bar getting a round of drinks for all your friends. You pay for the drinks and are about to carry them over when suddenly they are intentionally knocked out of your hands by this man
You look on in horror as your 2nd favorite beverage in the world drips to the floor. The guy just stands there, smugly starring at you. How do you react? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Samurontai 11/04/17 2:20:42 PM #2: |
Kick him right in the nuts
If that doesn't do anything, I run, because he looks really top heavy --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/05/17 6:35:57 AM #3: |
Samurontai posted...
he looks really top heavy No kidding --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LightningAce11 11/05/17 6:38:43 AM #4: |
Prick him with a pin and watch as he goes whoooosh all over the room before landing.
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Blue_Dream87 11/05/17 6:47:57 AM #5: |
Ask my boy Dublin for some Spinach, pull a Popeye and commence a night of straight WHAMMING
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bluezero 11/05/17 7:10:52 AM #6: |
I start recording him on my phone and ask why he did that. Then the cops will be called, I'll film the cops and ask them for their badge numbers. They'll tell me I'm free to go, but I won't go, because I'm too smart for that game.
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Eat More Beef 11/05/17 7:12:35 AM #7: |
bluezero posted...
I start recording him on my phone and ask why he did that. Then the cops will be called, I'll film the cops and ask them for their badge numbers. They'll tell me I'm free to go, but I won't go, because I'm too smart for that game. Chill Dawkins numbers. Chill. --- I wrote a horror short story collection. You can check it out, and other free short stories at http://www.aarondeck.com ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ving_Rhames 11/05/17 7:20:33 AM #9: |
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UnfairRepresent 11/05/17 7:21:58 AM #10: |
M_Live posted...
Slap his ass Erm --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MuayThai85 11/05/17 7:22:24 AM #11: |
That guy would gas in 30 seconds. I slam my shin into his thigh and then keep range and pick him apart. Guy like that can't fight worth a damn.
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V-E-G-Y- 11/05/17 7:22:25 AM #12: |
Kick his ass obviously
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Jiek_Fafn 11/05/17 7:23:13 AM #13: |
I run my mouth because he probably looks like a fatty if his shirt is on and I've been drinking.
Then I bleed out because he breaks me in half. The last thing I see is him grabbing my girl and planting one on her because she's so turned on by his display of manliness. --- PSN: Jiek ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/05/17 7:23:28 AM #14: |
MuayThai85 posted...
That guy would gas in 30 seconds. I slam my shin into his thigh and then keep range and pick him apart. Guy like that can't fight worth a damn. Says man he has never met --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lorenzo_2003 11/05/17 7:31:33 AM #15: |
Ving_Rhames posted...
Punch him in the throat What throat? Seriously, does that guy even have a neck? I have a feeling you'd punch his "throat," then he'd laugh and crush your head like a styrofoam cup. --- ... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MuayThai85 11/05/17 7:54:38 AM #16: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
MuayThai85 posted...That guy would gas in 30 seconds. I slam my shin into his thigh and then keep range and pick him apart. Guy like that can't fight worth a damn. His build will make his punching technique hilarious. He would have to throw large looping punches and those are easy as fuck to get out of the way off. Let him do that while I keep him at distance with teap kicks and leg/body kicks. Once he's gassed then it'll be over quite quickly. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Laserion 11/05/17 8:00:01 AM #17: |
The purpose of UnfairRepresent's scenarios seems to be to showcase how everyone is an Internet Tough Guy, but really would be a pussy in real life.
He also seems to have an obsession with this Zangief guy. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Uncle_Drew 11/05/17 8:01:57 AM #18: |
I tell the bartender to give me another round, on his tab
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EnragedSlith 11/05/17 8:02:26 AM #19: |
The bar would throw his ass out
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