Current Events > 17 billion dollars but spiders now love you

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Any time a spider is within 10 feet of you it will instantly come for you just to be near you. It won't bite you but it will crawl on your arm or face or wherever.
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Whats the downside
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theres a chance you'll wake up every morning covered in spiders
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Hey if they wont bite me im happy to be the Spider King
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gross but worth it

Nope
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Sure why not
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Near me I guess its alright but what if you roll your sleep? Thats mass spider murder
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Deal but I'd have to build a new house instantly

I don't think many people realize how many spiders are within 10 feet of them in their own bed
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C'mon down and visit Australia, we'll cover you in spiders for free.
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This would be @dolomedes heaven.
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if it doesnt bite me, i dont mind.
the only reason i go absolute apeshit when i see a spider is due to ignorance as to which are poisonous or not (aside from the obvious black widow, or the non-venomous long-leggeds)
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mortimerjames posted...

It won't bite you

Deal.
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of course it will bite others they're normal spiders but just not towards you
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what if they cover me in my sleep and then i roll over and squash them
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NOPEST of NOPES.
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I mean, if i was guaranteed not a single spider in the world would ever attack me or do anything weird to me, then yeah i might get over my arachnophobia and take the 17 bil
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Spend money on building suit that kills spiders on impact and travelling the world one search of the bastards. Be worshipped as a hero, at least until we're drowning in flies.
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Fuck yea. I can raise army of spiders to conquer the world and become the suppervillain i always want to be
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RedWhiteBlue posted...

I'd take it.

I'll need to immediately get the fuck out to avoid the swarm from the vents and shit in the house.

In the morning I'll have a custom spider-proof suit ordered.

Then I proceed to get a house and make the whole property spider-proof.

Wear suit when leaving property.

I just don't want them touching me >_>

Just an FYI, Mites are considered a sub species of spider that range in size from a few mm to microscopic.
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Money

Skeletal_King posted...

Just an FYI, Mites are considered a sub species of spider

since when
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Not only do I love spiders, I hate people and nobody would ever want to come within 10 feet of me again because I'd be surrounded by my loving swarm. On top of being filthy stinking rich. As long as I cover my mouth when I sleep, what's the downside here?
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People arent thinking of the fact that the spiders would never leave once you get within ten feet of them so eventually you would be trapped in a ball of spiders
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Bestow $17B unto me, comrade.
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I'll take the money.

Then just call an exterminator. I'll make them go extinct before too long.
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With 17 billion dollars I could afford a state of the art anti-spider security system. None would get near me alive. And I could hire someone to go outside and buy things for me.

Deal.
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Holy fuck, no.
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So 17 billion dollars and nothing changes

Deal
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Will the spiders do my bidding?

I mean for 17 billion dollars....

I don't fear spiders, but it would suck waking up covered in spiders every single morning... Not to mention the spider guts that would be all over my bed sheets every single day...

I would probably do this though for 17 bil
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RebelElite791 posted...

Whats the downside

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Sooo IRL spider man?
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Awesome, deal.
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Just live in Alaska
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Will they protect me?

Feel like walking in a bad neighborhood, flaunting my wealth, then when someone tries to rob me BAM! Wolf spider in the face.
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dolomedes posted...

LLKoolJosh posted...

Just live in Alaska

there are plenty of spiders in alaska.

hell, there are spiders on mt. everest.

Welp im never going there
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