Poll of the Day > In order to register for Spring classes I have to take an online test...

(+) Yeah! (+)

that is performed in order to "prevent sexual assault on your campus". And it takes a few hours to complete. This is mandatory for all students.

UGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH, I DON'T NEED THIS...

yeah you do mattress fucker freak

The program will pause the video its playing if I open up another tab or window. Its smart. It is determined to make me sit through this.

Hours? ffs... this country is such a joke.

DistantMemory posted...

The program will pause the video its playing if I open up another tab or window. Its smart. It is determined to make me sit through this.

Can just leave the room while it's running, though. Or use another browser because I doubt it can detect that.
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Zeus posted...

Hours? ffs... this country is such a joke.

DistantMemory posted...

The program will pause the video its playing if I open up another tab or window. Its smart. It is determined to make me sit through this.

Can just leave the room while it's running, though. Or use another browser because I doubt it can detect that.

The videos are broken up into a bunch of little chunks that require you to be hitting next often. They are determined to make you sit through this. And there are a bunch of interactive segments mixed in. Bleargh.

Now Im learning about Maddie who is a girl with a love of punk rock and spicy foods majoring in sociology in order to break the glass ceiling.

Also yes, Zeus, it apparently can detect other browsers.

Now Im meeting Tom who has yet to reveal his sexual orientation to his traditional Filipino parents.

Now Im meeting Nora who is a vegetarian army brat who is majoring in art because she loves it but also to annoy her parents.

DistantMemory posted...

Now Im meeting Nora who is a vegetarian army brat who is majoring in art because she loves it but also to annoy her parents.

If shes trying to piss off her parents shes more likely to sleep with you... You should choose her. She sounds kinky.
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Now it's saying "FACT: Sexual encounters are rape even if one or both parties are drunk."

It is also saying "MYTH: Women falsely report rape after regretting sexual encounters. FACT: Less than 2% of rape accusations are falsified, according to the FBI."

Well, I don't see how anyone could argue it's rape if both parties are drunk, that's just fucking dumb. And it's not like false rape accusations stemming from regret never happen.

EDIT: HOLY SHIT, I just got a point-blank trigger warning.

open another browser, or like play ds/phone stuff
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I had to take this last year. On the one hand, I understand why they're doing it. On the other hand, I'm a 29-year-old white married man. I'm in no danger of being raped or raping. The whole issue doesn't apply to me, so it's annoying to be forced into several hours (I think it took more than two hours) of a training course that's worthless to me.

old_school227 posted...

open another browser

He already explained why that is no option:

DistantMemory posted...

it apparently can detect other browsers

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play on your phone/read book/eat while the videos play
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We have something like this at work except it's rolled up with the drug abuse stuff.

So you get these weird situations like "don't call Martha 'honey' because it might offend her but make sure she's not using that spoon in her lunchbox for drugs!"
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JOExHIGASHI posted...

play on your phone/read book/eat while the videos play

DistantMemory posted...

there are a bunch of interactive segments mixed in

I'm guessing he has to pay attention to like, "pass" or whatever these little games are.
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When does it introduce you to memory foam mattresses and their rules of consent? Are they different than those of traditional ones?

SkynyrdRocker posted...

When does it introduce you to memory foam mattresses and their rules of consent? Are they different than those of traditional ones?

See, now that's one of the, like, 5% of mattress jokes made at my expense that are actually good.

Oh thanks, I thought I was trying too hard with it

its so you dont go removing tags before the proper time
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NightShift posted...

its so you dont go removing tags before the proper time

Now this is a quality one

They sent out one of those just before I graduated.

I sent them an email asking them why I had to take it and they responded with some title 9 shit. I never took it. Never had any problems with graduation or getting my diploma.
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darcandkharg31 posted...

I'm guessing he has to pay attention to like, "pass" or whatever these little games are.

Yes, but the questions are super easy. Seriously, if you know not to rape people, you can pass the thing without concern.

I finished this a long time ago, for the record.

SushiSquid posted...

darcandkharg31 posted...

I'm guessing he has to pay attention to like, "pass" or whatever these little games are.

Yes, but the questions are super easy. Seriously, if you know not to rape people, you can pass the thing without concern.

This, though there are some wack-ass things in there, like the assertion that sexual activity when both parties as drunk still counts as rape.

You're both raping each other.

Two rapes don't cancel out.
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