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Irony
11/10/17 6:03:52 PM
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This is not fucking portable
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/10/17 6:05:09 PM
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Wrong!
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chrono625
11/10/17 6:07:35 PM
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It's as portable as any other portable lol.

Power really isn't an issue, the majority of the civilized world has accessible power outlets.
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ChromaticAngel
11/10/17 6:07:48 PM
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Irony posted...
This is not fucking portable

It's as portable as an iPad.
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legendarylemur
11/10/17 6:09:30 PM
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If some people can carry 3 pounds of shit in their bodies, that shit's portable. If that shit's portable, the fucking switch is fucking portable
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Irony
11/10/17 6:09:53 PM
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iPad also aren't portable, you need a bag or something. My Vita and 3DS easily fit in my pockets.
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/10/17 6:11:44 PM
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Irony posted...
iPad also aren't portable, you need a bag or something. My Vita and 3DS easily fit in my pockets.

So if something doesn't fit in your pockets specifically, it can't be portable?

What a strange, arbitrary definition of portability
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Vertania
11/10/17 6:18:36 PM
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Should have waited for the inevitable "Switch Lite," then.

Even if they don't do a redesign (and they will), I'd still wait for more games to be released. Hell, it doesn't even have Virtual Console yet.
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Irony
11/10/17 6:19:25 PM
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Vertania posted...
Should have waited for the inevitable "Switch Lite," then.

Even if they don't do a redesign (and they will), I'd still wait for more games to be released. Hell, it doesn't even have Virtual Console yet.

I bought it specifically to shitpost about it
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ChromaticAngel
11/10/17 6:19:33 PM
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Irony posted...
iPad also aren't portable, you need a bag or something. My Vita and 3DS easily fit in my pockets.


ok
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legendarylemur
11/10/17 6:44:22 PM
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To be fair, it's not nearly as portable as the dedicated handhelds. You'd need to detach the joycons and have a pretty big pocket
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prettyprincess
11/10/17 6:45:13 PM
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if a bag doesn't fit in your pocket then is it portable?
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Irony
11/10/17 6:50:43 PM
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prettyprincess posted...
if a bag doesn't fit in your pocket then is it portable?

No hence the issue
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Makeveli_lives
11/10/17 6:52:47 PM
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Vertania posted...
Should have waited for the inevitable "Switch Lite," then.

Even if they don't do a redesign (and they will), I'd still wait for more games to be released. Hell, it doesn't even have Virtual Console yet.

Last thing they need is to make the fucking screen smaller
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Vertania
11/10/17 11:23:56 PM
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Makeveli_lives posted...
Last thing they need is to make the fucking screen smaller

Don't worry, they'll release the Switch XL like a year later.
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Sad_Face
11/10/17 11:48:30 PM
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Irony posted...
iPad also aren't portable, you need a bag or something. My Vita and 3DS easily fit in my pockets.


I've long since accepted that tablets set the standard for what's price is acceptable and what size is acceptable for portables. Nintendo doesn't have a choice but to adhere to the new rules bro.
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Darklit_Minuet
11/10/17 11:50:52 PM
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My Switch easily fits in my pockets. Get bigger pockets.

You can remove the joycons and put them in your other pocket, making the console itself smaller if you have medium sized pockets instead of large pockets. But I don't need to personally, it fits in mine
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prettyprincess
11/11/17 3:47:30 PM
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stop wearing cargo shorts
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