Current Events > i need to poop but my toilet is being repaired

Topic List
Page List: 1
apolloooo
11/11/17 2:20:36 AM
#1:


the piping just burst open this morning spraying water everywhere. it's being repaired now but i need to poop soon. i can't exactly leave the house alone to the plumber here.

omg omg omg omg omg i hope this doesnt go worse
---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam
11/11/17 2:21:10 AM
#2:


poop on the repairman
---
~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~
I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
11/11/17 2:21:44 AM
#3:


Turbam posted...
poop on the repairman

No
---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
SkittyOnWailord
11/11/17 2:22:15 AM
#4:


Poop in the sink next to the toilet.
---
I'm here! I'm furry! I'll try not to shed! =^_^=
i7 5820K|Rampage V Extreme|32GB DDR4 Ripjaws 4|2xSLI GTX 980ti Lightning LE|HAF 932|Samsung 50inch 4K|HTC Vive
... Copied to Clipboard!
NonDairyMiltank
11/11/17 2:22:24 AM
#5:


poop in a garbage bag

i'm serious
gotta get creative when shit turns ghetto
---
le Moo
... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Doge
11/11/17 2:22:52 AM
#6:


@Johnny_Nutcase s lawn is my favorite spot
---
Wow such signature join Dogefaqs today http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1341-dogefaqs
... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z
11/11/17 2:23:06 AM
#7:


Grab some tp and go outside. If you gotta go you gotta go.
---
"You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
11/11/17 2:26:41 AM
#8:


NonDairyMiltank posted...
poop in a garbage bag

i'm serious
gotta get creative when shit turns ghetto

Damn. It is just my stomach having the nudge now. It could go south anytime
---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
Quorthon109
11/11/17 2:28:10 AM
#9:


Go to a Dunkin or something
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
11/11/17 2:28:40 AM
#10:


Quorthon109 posted...
Go to a Dunkin or something

Cant leave the house alonw
---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
DreadedWave
11/11/17 2:28:52 AM
#11:


Does apolloooo poop in the woods?

He might today anyway
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
11/11/17 2:29:56 AM
#12:


DreadedWave posted...
Does apolloooo poop in the woods?

He might today anyway


---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
NonDairyMiltank
11/11/17 2:32:41 AM
#13:


apolloooo posted...
NonDairyMiltank posted...
poop in a garbage bag

i'm serious
gotta get creative when shit turns ghetto

Damn. It is just my stomach having the nudge now. It could go south anytime

remember to double bag
pull it over a trash can or bucket
think happy thoughts and shit your brains out

when youre all done you got 3 options:
-toss it
-add it to your collection if youre weird like that
-or show it to the plumber
---
le Moo
... Copied to Clipboard!
ShamblerQ
11/11/17 2:33:06 AM
#14:


Poop in a plastic grocery bag and throw it in the trash. I do that with my dog.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Quorthon109
11/11/17 2:36:09 AM
#15:


Yeah just shit in a bag, wrap it up real nice and either throw it out or put it somewhere until you can flush it.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
josifrees
11/11/17 2:38:00 AM
#16:


Turbam posted...
poop on the repairman


I was gonna say this lmao!!

Also TC you should take it to the plumber and ask if your new toilet will be able to handle it
---
Quit Crying
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
11/11/17 2:55:43 AM
#17:


It is alnost done. He is patching thibgs up now. Shoukd be done in 30 minites or so
---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
SkittyOnWailord
11/11/17 2:58:38 AM
#18:


apolloooo posted...
It is alnost done. He is patching thibgs up now. Shoukd be done in 30 minites or so


In 10 minutes the repairman will say he has to poop and will go to the McDonald's down the street. Then he'll come back and finish.
---
I'm here! I'm furry! I'll try not to shed! =^_^=
i7 5820K|Rampage V Extreme|32GB DDR4 Ripjaws 4|2xSLI GTX 980ti Lightning LE|HAF 932|Samsung 50inch 4K|HTC Vive
... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen
11/11/17 3:00:44 AM
#19:


... Copied to Clipboard!
tamashii
11/11/17 3:00:44 AM
#20:


Failing all else you could poop in the shower and wafflestomp it down the drain.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske
11/11/17 3:02:02 AM
#21:


tamashii posted...
Failing all else you could poop in the shower and wafflestomp it down the drain.
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
11/11/17 3:03:40 AM
#22:


smoliske posted...
tamashii posted...
Failing all else you could poop in the shower and wafflestomp it down the drain.

Nooooo
---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske
11/11/17 3:09:16 AM
#23:


apolloooo posted...
smoliske posted...
tamashii posted...
Failing all else you could poop in the shower and wafflestomp it down the drain.

Nooooo


it's the best way. you don't have to spend any money on toilet paper and because you're doing it while you're already showering you don't have to waste any extra water
... Copied to Clipboard!
#24
Post #24 was unavailable or deleted.
Returning_CEmen
11/11/17 3:14:21 AM
#25:


... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
11/11/17 3:15:48 AM
#26:


I can wait thank you
---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
11/11/17 4:53:24 AM
#27:


It's doneeeee!

I can pooo in peace and the toilet is fixed! I cam flush normally now.
---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose
11/11/17 5:03:37 AM
#28:


wow you had to wait 2 hours to poop eh
---
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Pastryarchy
11/11/17 5:12:58 AM
#29:


apolloooo posted...
smoliske posted...
tamashii posted...
Failing all else you could poop in the shower and wafflestomp it down the drain.

Nooooo

hey the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles need something to eat

do your part
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
11/11/17 5:16:05 AM
#30:


Sativa_Rose posted...
wow you had to wait 2 hours to poop eh

Yah. At least it happen not when i had a bad diarrhea like last week.
---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose
11/11/17 5:16:52 AM
#31:


apolloooo posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
wow you had to wait 2 hours to poop eh

Yah. At least it happen not when i had a bad diarrhea like last week.


That would have been very shitty if it did.
---
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
11/11/17 5:18:32 AM
#32:


Sativa_Rose posted...
apolloooo posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
wow you had to wait 2 hours to poop eh

Yah. At least it happen not when i had a bad diarrhea like last week.


That would have been very shitty if it did.

Ja
---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/17 7:42:23 PM
#33:


The_Doge posted...
@Johnny_Nutcase s lawn is my favorite spot


That's my favorite spot to swing my rake too.
---
I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
... Copied to Clipboard!
dummy420
11/12/17 7:55:05 PM
#34:


Its a shitty situation you've gotten yourself into tc.
---
Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1