Current Events > Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

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lww99
11/13/17 9:32:35 AM
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Two 15 minute poop breaks daily, add up quick.

That's 2.5 hours a week! That's 130 hours a year!

3 weeks of salary lmfaoooo
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E32005
11/13/17 9:33:54 AM
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lww99
11/13/17 9:38:05 AM
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Wouldn't spend so much time down here if I couldn't reach WiFi... but I can.
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apolloooo
11/13/17 10:03:57 AM
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Same
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lww99
11/13/17 10:55:04 AM
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FluttershyPony
11/13/17 11:00:47 AM
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Or you could just play on your phone in the bathroom stall instead of being a disgusting slob who has to take a dump twice a day because he eats 6000 calories of mcdonalds.
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EvalAngell
11/13/17 11:01:30 AM
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Are poop breaks the new smoke breaks?

15 minutes is a long time for a bowel movement.
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Antifar
11/13/17 11:02:09 AM
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God bless
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prince_leo
11/13/17 11:12:11 AM
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at my job we take 30-45 minute breaks every hour
I still get paid for that time

it's great
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lww99
11/13/17 11:16:11 AM
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EvalAngell posted...
Are poop breaks the new smoke breaks?

15 minutes is a long time for a bowel movement.


I'm only pooping for 5 minutes of that. Usually only once a day. But these are my "smoke breaks" basically
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