Poll of the Day > I'm unconvinced that the people who wrote Future Man (Hulu) have never...

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Played a video game before.

Much less any FPS. The main guy is obsessed with some game that nobody has even beaten it, ostensibly because it's hard. But, irl, everyone knows that if there's an unbeatable gme out there, it has less to do with difficulty and more to do with it being cheap and/or buggy. But I digress.

So this is a single player FPS with 83... "levels." As in, there are 83 specific stages in quick succession. But okay. But there's something else.

He's playing this with a joystick and a keyboard, and maybe one or two more things.

I think I'm starting to understand why no one ha ever beaten this game. It's because it's a garbage game with shit graphics that require some you to use, like, 3 different things to fully control the game. and it's an fps, like, one of the most copy/pasting-est genres out there with controls.

Ugh, Seth Rogan. I figured you'd have played more video games while endlessly smoking pot, but I guess not.
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I just reached a scene where we can see him playing with everything. From right to left, he uses...

1) Joystick
2) Mouse
3) Keyboard
4) some separate thing of keys. Looks like a number pad? But it can't be a number pad because his keyboard already has one

When he's actually playing the game, there's no HUD at all. There's nothing to show his ammo or health.

On the pause screen he actually has access to a map, and also a "loadout" (wut?), and options button right next to it. But wait there's more. Right next to THOSE are a little thing to change the Graphics and Audio.

Who the fuck designed these layouts because they look exceedingly clunky and obnoxious. The "Loadout" screen button can't be a way to load into another save because there's another load button further down on the pause screen.

Hold on, I'm just gonna snap a picture of this because... I'm bored.
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Excuse the glare. Also, the game seems to constantly change perspective all the time. Sometimes it's in first person, then it'll randomly switch to 3rd person, and then cut right back to 1st person again. All while the character is just... running down a hall...



And it wouldn't surprise me if the game utilized pedals for some reason.



And there's so much wrong with this one right here. Apparently the game needs 3 screens, one of which just shows your character profile for some reason, and the other for ingame chat, but this is a single player game and he's never shown talking to anyone else about anything other than the game being hard.

I was right. It's unbeatable only because no one else has ever bothered to play the game.



Btw, load doesn't do anything because he apparently has to restart the entire game every time he dies.
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Expect spoilers for this show from here on out. This show is bad

So get READY

once Josh Hutcherson (I'm calling him Peeta from here on) beats level 83, he starts jerking it to his FPS waifu, who then suddenly appears with one of the other NPCs. In shock, Peeta spooges ALL over the male NPC's shirt...

Yep...
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You messed up your topic title.

Sorry, I experienced a case of rolling my eyes constantly when I wrote that
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Btw this show is about him going to the past with his waifu and that other NPC and stopping a scientist from getting herpes because it'll eventually lead to the world going apeshit
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this topic was a wild ride
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I would've continued to shit on the show, but it's just those three being stupid in 1069. I don't have it in me to keep watching such a mediocre comedy
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That number pad is clearly for shortcuts.
And that Load is clearly for loading your character when you start the game.
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It's a fictional show.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

It's a fictional show.

You mean the show doesn't exist?!
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This topic is cringey as all hell
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Mead posted...

This topic is cringey as all hell

Typical shark topic.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

It's a fictional show.

What a riveting discovery.

Cacciato posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

It's a fictional show.

What a riveting discovery.

Shocking even. You would think an aspiring fiction writer could see that.
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Just reread the topic title. You're unconvinced that they've never played a video game before?

What would it take to convince you?
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