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Chicken
11/16/17 2:26:19 AM
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Id get that shit all over my shoes and Id probably lose balance mid squat. Also you cant wash your hands outside so the door of my house would probably have shit on it.
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gatorsPENSbucs
11/16/17 2:27:29 AM
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What.

Why would it get on your shoes.

And why would it get on your hands.

You need to learn how to shit and how to wipe.
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Chicken
11/16/17 2:30:52 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
What.

Why would it get on your shoes.

And why would it get on your hands.

You need to learn how to shit and how to wipe.


Looks like we got ourselves a designated street shitter, guys.
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blahblahfatbomb
11/16/17 2:30:57 AM
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Drop pants.

Squat down.

Unclench.

Release.

Pull pants up.
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Medussa
11/16/17 2:45:28 AM
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you missed a step. ew.
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E32005
11/16/17 3:01:06 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs
11/16/17 3:08:46 AM
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Chicken posted...
Looks like we got ourselves a designated street shitter, guys.

Ive pooped outside plenty of times, theres really nothing to it.

Buddy of mine introduced me to keeping a roll of TP in my car, dude pooped in high school in a trash can on the schools track before a long ass field trip one morning. Shit was hilarious.
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PolishCockatiel
11/16/17 3:20:19 AM
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I dig a shallow hole with a shovel.

I pull my pants down.

I squat over the hole.

I poop into said hole.

I wipe my anus with toilet paper and put it on top of the poop in the shallow poop hole.

I pull my pants up.

I cover up the poop hole.

Defecating while camping 101.
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