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Johnny_Nutcase
11/17/17 4:23:45 AM
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6 lanes of bumper to bumper traffic. You gotta be in a panic. You can't focus because you're about spill a load of shit on the interstate. How do you deal with that?
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SHADOW0106
11/17/17 4:26:52 AM
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Go out the window it's not like I'm gonna see any of those people again
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Returning_CEmen
11/17/17 4:27:58 AM
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I have a tote bag in my truck. It will be used.
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Burnt_Puke82
11/17/17 4:30:33 AM
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I have some tool box thing in my trunk so I'd empty that up and shit into that then clean it out when I get home.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/17/17 4:37:09 AM
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I just opened the front and back doors as a stall type situation and power washed the pavement in shit. Luckily nobody has ever heard of trash cans so I caught an empty Wendys bag as TP.
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Turtlebread
11/17/17 4:39:10 AM
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damn

that's rad TC
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/17/17 4:40:32 AM
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I'm trained to survive in any possible situation outside of possum rise up. I'm not shitting in my car or out my window and letting is run down the windows. That's just crazy.
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Turtlebread
11/17/17 4:41:13 AM
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when the world goes to hell, you'll be one of the survivors
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
11/17/17 4:41:39 AM
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get out, lock my car and go to the edge of the highway and shit where the least amount of people can see me do it.
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