Current Events > Would you date a woman with a wooden leg?

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Yes or no?
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probably?

If her other qualities were awesome and she was otherwise attractive I don't see why not...
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No.
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You'd have to be pretty shallow to say no.

Solar_Crimson posted...

No.

...unless you're a leg guy or a foot guy.

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I made a fool of myself last night CE.

My school had this stupid "learn to be proper" banquet last night (on a Saturday, seriously wtf) where we learned proper table manners and how to conduct ourselves at formal banquets. They separated boys and girls for the first part because they wanted to be able to tailor their advice on certain things, like how to dress. There was a short dance type thing after too.

So I'm not particularly good with people anyways, a bit of an introvert, especially because i have a hunchback and I'm a bit insecure. I can't help but hunch over and I feel like people are always staring, and my hunchback gets even bigger when I'm nervous, I swear. Whatever. but I go because it fulfills a certain credit we need to collect every semester. There was a panel of doctors, lawyers, businessmen, etc talking about how to mingle and network, but also how to have fun. They were pretty cool, talking about the difference between strictly professional lives and more personal fun lives, and they mention that when they go out on the town they like to ask girls to dance and stuff and then maybe hook up with them (yea, I know this is weird but they were all alums from my school, i think they were just trying to relate to us or something)

But they are all actually cool, and without any girls in the room the topics got surprisingly raunchy, but it was boosting my confidence. Some of these guys made it sound so easy, just walk up to a girl and ask her to dance. So I've been trying to shed my awkward introverted shell for a while, and I'm feeling pumped so I get it in my head that I'm going to ask a girl to dance at the banquet thing after these panels are done, hunchback be damed.

So This banquet thing starts, and I'm still a little nervous because that's just me, but also I know I don't look the best to other ladies, so I sort of lower my standards. There's this one girl who is in one of my classes, and I shit you not she has a wooden eye. Like, one eye is fine, but the other is legit made of wood, I think she said it was from an accident where she fell off the diving board at a pool when she was younger and knocked an eye out. She's kind of weird, but honestly other than the wooden eye thing she isn't bad looking, but other guys don't seem interested and I think maybe I have a chance with her.

I see her by the punch bowl standing by herself and I go up and you know my knees are weak, arms are heavy, But I muster my courage and I kind of go and I start talking to her. It's awkward by the way, and I'm trying to stand up as straight as I can because I don't want her to notice my hunchback, and I'm also kinda trying to keep from staring at her wooden eye. We do the small talk thing "did you learn anything interesting at your panel," "do you like professor so and so" blah blah blah, but I can't manage to ask her to dance because it would just feel too forced. Well anyway, after muttering away for a few minutes, finally she asks me to dance. You can't believe how ecstatic I am, and I burst out "WOULD I! WOULD I!" and she smacked me across the face and shouts back "HUNCHBACK HUNCHBACK!"
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No I woodnt
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lilORANG posted...

I made a fool of myself last night CE.

My school had this stupid "learn to be proper" banquet last night (on a Saturday, seriously wtf) where we learned proper table manners and how to conduct ourselves at formal banquets. They separated boys and girls for the first part because they wanted to be able to tailor their advice on certain things, like how to dress. There was a short dance type thing after too.

So I'm not particularly good with people anyways, a bit of an introvert, especially because i have a hunchback and I'm a bit insecure. I can't help but hunch over and I feel like people are always staring, and my hunchback gets even bigger when I'm nervous, I swear. Whatever. but I go because it fulfills a certain credit we need to collect every semester. There was a panel of doctors, lawyers, businessmen, etc talking about how to mingle and network, but also how to have fun. They were pretty cool, talking about the difference between strictly professional lives and more personal fun lives, and they mention that when they go out on the town they like to ask girls to dance and stuff and then maybe hook up with them (yea, I know this is weird but they were all alums from my school, i think they were just trying to relate to us or something)

But they are all actually cool, and without any girls in the room the topics got surprisingly raunchy, but it was boosting my confidence. Some of these guys made it sound so easy, just walk up to a girl and ask her to dance. So I've been trying to shed my awkward introverted shell for a while, and I'm feeling pumped so I get it in my head that I'm going to ask a girl to dance at the banquet thing after these panels are done, hunchback be damed.

So This banquet thing starts, and I'm still a little nervous because that's just me, but also I know I don't look the best to other ladies, so I sort of lower my standards. There's this one girl who is in one of my classes, and I shit you not she has a wooden eye. Like, one eye is fine, but the other is legit made of wood, I think she said it was from an accident where she fell off the diving board at a pool when she was younger and knocked an eye out. She's kind of weird, but honestly other than the wooden eye thing she isn't bad looking, but other guys don't seem interested and I think maybe I have a chance with her.

I see her by the punch bowl standing by herself and I go up and you know my knees are weak, arms are heavy, But I muster my courage and I kind of go and I start talking to her. It's awkward by the way, and I'm trying to stand up as straight as I can because I don't want her to notice my hunchback, and I'm also kinda trying to keep from staring at her wooden eye. We do the small talk thing "did you learn anything interesting at your panel," "do you like professor so and so" blah blah blah, but I can't manage to ask her to dance because it would just feel too forced. Well anyway, after muttering away for a few minutes, finally she asks me to dance. You can't believe how ecstatic I am, and I burst out "WOULD I! WOULD I!" and she smacked me across the face and shouts back "HUNCHBACK HUNCHBACK!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRcB5PeSo2k
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...Idk why but I think I might be more likely to date her.
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