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Complete_Idi0t
11/20/17 4:06:28 PM
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smh
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Howl
11/20/17 4:07:05 PM
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Not fake news.
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King Rial
11/20/17 4:07:21 PM
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With freaking laser beams attached?
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ThePrinceFish
11/20/17 4:07:43 PM
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Cryin' Chuck better watch his step from now on.
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BLAKUboy
11/20/17 4:07:55 PM
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King Rial posted...
With freaking laser beams attached?

Throw me a freakin' bone here.
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Silver Bearings
11/20/17 4:10:07 PM
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King Rial posted...
With freaking laser beams attached?

This or it's weak-ass nonsense.
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Caution998
11/20/17 4:10:48 PM
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I'm hearing reports that one of the sharks is, in fact, Mr. Wonderful.
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Vyrulisse
11/20/17 4:12:48 PM
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Caution998 posted...
I'm hearing reports that one of the sharks is, in fact, Mr. Wonderful.

"There is a small island in the Himalayan Sea called Malderiki, upon which I own a large mansion. Every year afer the first rain, the Newport Beach Wine Society (of which I am a member) gathers at my mansion to watch the island's natives grovel in the mud as their pathetic straw dwellings are ripped apart by the rising waters. On this island there is also a fish, called a Piranha Giganticus. Coinciding with the first rain, this fish swims into the flooded island and begins to feed on the older and weaker natives of Malderiki. Unable to defend themselves from the killer fish and uttrly helpless, the natives make their way to my mansion in makeshift canoes. At this point, the Newport Beach Wine Society opens a bottle of pre-revolution French Chardonnay, dated no later than 1760, and places wagers on which native will be the first to reach the high ground of my sprawling lawn. Once the fish has fed and returned to the Sea, there are typically a handful of natives left on my lawn, at which point we activate the electric fence and release the crocodiles. Last year, during the crocodile feeding, a tiny speck of native flesh was flung from the lawn up to the balcony where the Newport Beach Wine Society was gathered and landed on my shoe. I retrieved the piece of flesh and placed it in my mouth, washing it down with a glass of Moldovan Pino Griggio. Right now, YOU are that piece of flesh."
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VectorChaos
11/20/17 4:17:36 PM
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Probably need them after they jammed their shredders

https://www.google.com/amp/s/politics.theonion.com/white-house-staff-frantically-shredding-trump-campaign-1820075565/amp

WASHINGTONIn an effort to destroy as much incriminating evidence as possible following the indictments of Paul Manafort and Rick Gates, White House staffers reportedly spent Tuesday frantically shredding Trump campaign aides. We should have done this months ago; we need to shred as many of these campaign aides as we can before Mueller gets his hands on them, said senior policy advisor Stephen Miller, who directed employees to search the White House and hand over any damning campaign consultants while he manned the industrial shredder, stopping occasionally to un-jam the machine. Oh god, theres just so many of them. This could open us up to a lot of bad things. Its gonna take all day to destroy the staffers we have here, plus theres still a bunch in New York. At press time, Miller reportedly started a bonfire on the South Lawn after deciding it would be much faster to burn the enormous pile of campaign aides his team had collected.
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Caution998
11/20/17 4:20:39 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Caution998 posted...
I'm hearing reports that one of the sharks is, in fact, Mr. Wonderful.

"There is a small island in the Himalayan Sea called Malderiki, upon which I own a large mansion. Every year afer the first rain, the Newport Beach Wine Society (of which I am a member) gathers at my mansion to watch the island's natives grovel in the mud as their pathetic straw dwellings are ripped apart by the rising waters. On this island there is also a fish, called a Piranha Giganticus. Coinciding with the first rain, this fish swims into the flooded island and begins to feed on the older and weaker natives of Malderiki. Unable to defend themselves from the killer fish and uttrly helpless, the natives make their way to my mansion in makeshift canoes. At this point, the Newport Beach Wine Society opens a bottle of pre-revolution French Chardonnay, dated no later than 1760, and places wagers on which native will be the first to reach the high ground of my sprawling lawn. Once the fish has fed and returned to the Sea, there are typically a handful of natives left on my lawn, at which point we activate the electric fence and release the crocodiles. Last year, during the crocodile feeding, a tiny speck of native flesh was flung from the lawn up to the balcony where the Newport Beach Wine Society was gathered and landed on my shoe. I retrieved the piece of flesh and placed it in my mouth, washing it down with a glass of Moldovan Pino Griggio. Right now, YOU are that piece of flesh."


LOL
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