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EffectAndCause 11/23/17 7:15:44 AM #1: |
Where one little issue caused the whole thing to derail?
For me I was on a date and everything was going great until the subject of transgenders came up and though she wasnt one, she was offended that I wouldnt date one. Whole thing fell apart, I remember thinking This feels very Seinfeld. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kolibri X 11/23/17 7:18:00 AM #2: |
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EffectAndCause 11/23/17 7:18:56 AM #3: |
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eneskar 11/23/17 7:41:27 AM #4: |
I broke off a date in the middle of it because the girl didn't believe that I slapped away a fly that was trying to get into my beer. She just completely refused that there was a fly, and that I just swung my arm in the air without reason.
I just sat there thinking "it's about 30 minutes into the date, and we're already arguing about stupid shit. I'm outta here". --- I need a good signature. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RTruthLILJimmy 11/23/17 7:55:40 AM #5: |
eneskar posted...
I broke off a date in the middle of it because the girl didn't believe that I slapped away a fly that was trying to get into my beer. She just completely refused that there was a fly, and that I just swung my arm in the air without reason. I think we have a winner, hahaha. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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clearaflagrantj 11/23/17 8:06:02 AM #6: |
eneskar posted...
I broke off a date in the middle of it because the girl didn't believe that I slapped away a fly that was trying to get into my beer. She just completely refused that there was a fly, and that I just swung my arm in the air without reason. THERE WAS A FLY JERRY! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 11/23/17 8:10:14 AM #7: |
clearaflagrantj posted...
eneskar posted...I broke off a date in the middle of it because the girl didn't believe that I slapped away a fly that was trying to get into my beer. She just completely refused that there was a fly, and that I just swung my arm in the air without reason. Summer time. Had to be a fly --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Eko 11/23/17 8:15:34 AM #8: |
Back in the day I had this friend who did not want to date this hot Latina girl who was really into him because she had this "one sharp tooth that looked like a fang"
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XxKrazyChaosxX 11/23/17 8:24:27 AM #9: |
Same girl, but two different occasions that could have been like a Seinfeld break up.
First time, we were going to watch a movie or something and the disc was a little scratched. So I asked if she had some rubbing alcohol and a cloth so I could clean it(always worked for me). She doesn't and says she has another method. She takes the disc,throws it in the toilet, and flushes it to clean it. I don't remember if it ended up working, but I had this pretty odd look on my face when she did it. Second time, we were watching a tv show and this song was playing that I couldn't remember who sang it or the name. We start looking it up and it is Styx "Renegade". So like a day or two later we're in her car driving and the CD she either put in or was already there in the stereo was the best of Styx. I think the first song to play is "Renegade ". I told her, "You had their best of album and didn't even know it was their song?" I can't remember what her excuse was, but again I had this odd look on my face haha. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClockworkHare 11/23/17 8:42:47 AM #10: |
I was seeing a guy for almost a month, great sex, seemed like high compatibility. He dumped me on the 4th week after finally noticing that my eyes are hazel green, not "full green".
Never mind that people with hazel green eyes are what actually make up a large portion of "green eyed" numbers. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/flcnpawn.png http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/84543589.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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stone 11/23/17 8:44:26 AM #11: |
ClockworkHare posted...
I was seeing a guy for almost a month, great sex, seemed like high compatibility. He dumped me on the 4th week after finally noticing that my eyes are hazel green, not "full green". Took him 4 weeks to notice that? And then dumped you for it? Sounds like he was just looking for an excuse. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClockworkHare 11/23/17 8:56:08 AM #12: |
stone posted...
ClockworkHare posted...I was seeing a guy for almost a month, great sex, seemed like high compatibility. He dumped me on the 4th week after finally noticing that my eyes are hazel green, not "full green". Nah, he had done the same thing with other guys. He had a fetish for green eyes, but he didn't have that color himself. So he didn't understand how rare it is to find someone in our part of the world with naturally bold emerald eyes. Most "green" eyes are actually a greenish hue of hazel. He didn't dig the gold rings around my pupils. No loss really; I learned he had a couple other obsessive issues that were borderline OCD. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/flcnpawn.png http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/84543589.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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stone 11/23/17 8:58:48 AM #13: |
ClockworkHare posted...
stone posted...ClockworkHare posted...I was seeing a guy for almost a month, great sex, seemed like high compatibility. He dumped me on the 4th week after finally noticing that my eyes are hazel green, not "full green". He sounds weird. Good for you that he dumped you then --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chad-Henne 11/23/17 9:03:30 AM #14: |
I went on a date with a girl who casually admitted that she was a racist, and didn't like them
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wesastro911 11/23/17 9:20:39 AM #15: |
Haha at the fly beer one!! Really sounds like a Seinfeld episode.
I dated this one girl that was obsessed with spraying air freshener. She also vaped which made the air even more insufferable. I like to think I stopped dating her because she was racist, but it was honestly the quality of air I breathed around her. Oh and the grammer Nazi! I dated a girl who just wouldn't let me get by with one text without quoting the text to me properly. She also didn't like the fact I had went on 1 date with a transgendered woman. I don't like perfctionists like that. One girl came over and we played 1 minute of Super Mario 3D World. She wanted to stop because she said it was too kiddy after we had just played Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze for hours. I could never look at her the same. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eneskar 11/24/17 4:09:20 PM #16: |
Irony posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...eneskar posted...I broke off a date in the middle of it because the girl didn't believe that I slapped away a fly that was trying to get into my beer. She just completely refused that there was a fly, and that I just swung my arm in the air without reason. Hahahaha! Thank you! Honestly, afterwards I had a great laugh about it. She didn't look like her pictures as well (tinder date), but honestly she was still alright, so the fly part was still the thing that broke it off. --- I need a good signature. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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