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Soggy_Burger
11/24/17 7:48:39 PM
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Was trying to get an early start on my Christmas shopping. Was checking out some Blu-Ray boxsets when I was approached by a member of the euphoric hive.

Tried to ignore him but he started ranting incoherent babble at me about the Game of Thrones and how I should read the books. Told him I wasn't interested and tried to wander away but he began following me and spewing incoherent babble about how people like me have "ruined TV and fantasy novels alike".

Asked him to fuck off and when he didn't I threw the Cheetoneck to the ground! You should have seen the stupid look on his euphoric face when he thought I was going to punch him, lol!

Anyway I threw a copy of The Hobbit Trilogy at his face when I left. Didn't get any shopping done because of this horseshit either.

I hate the euphoric people.
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Banjo2553
11/24/17 7:49:53 PM
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Smells like a copypasta.
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Smashingpmkns
11/24/17 7:50:16 PM
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Damn I miss when cheeto was an insult for filthy nerds and not for filthy racists.
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Zikten
11/24/17 7:55:25 PM
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this never happened
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CarlGrimes
11/24/17 7:56:06 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Damn I miss when cheeto was an insult for filthy nerds and not for filthy racists.

I miss when Cheeto was a snack food.
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Kaname_Madoka
11/24/17 7:57:04 PM
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Interested. A similar thing happened to me. Was trying to get an early start on my Christmas shopping. Was checking out some Blu-Ray boxsets when I was approached by a member of the euphoric hive.

Tried to ignore him but he started ranting incoherent babble at me about the Game of Thrones and how I should read the books. Told him I wasn't interested and tried to wander away but he began following me and spewing incoherent babble about how people like me have "ruined TV and fantasy novels alike".

Asked him to f*** off and when he didn't I threw the Cheetoneck to the ground! You should have seen the stupid look on his euphoric face when he thought I was going to punch him, lol!

Anyway I threw a copy of The Hobbit Trilogy at his face when I left. Didn't get any shopping done because of this horses*** either.

I hate the euphoric people.
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WalkingPlague
11/24/17 7:58:58 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
Interested. A similar thing happened to me. Was trying to get an early start on my Christmas shopping. Was checking out some Blu-Ray boxsets when I was approached by a member of the euphoric hive.

Tried to ignore him but he started ranting incoherent babble at me about the Game of Thrones and how I should read the books. Told him I wasn't interested and tried to wander away but he began following me and spewing incoherent babble about how people like me have "ruined TV and fantasy novels alike".

Asked him to f*** off and when he didn't I threw the Cheetoneck to the ground! You should have seen the stupid look on his euphoric face when he thought I was going to punch him, lol!

Anyway I threw a copy of The Hobbit Trilogy at his face when I left. Didn't get any shopping done because of this horses*** either.

I hate the euphoric people.

WOW, what a coincident because I wandered into Target to get an early start on my Christmas shopping. Was checking out some Blu-Ray boxsets when I was approached by a member of the euphoric hive.

Tried to ignore him but he started ranting incoherent babble at me about the Game of Thrones and how I should read the books. Told him I wasn't interested and tried to wander away but he began following me and spewing incoherent babble about how people like me have "ruined TV and fantasy novels alike".

Asked him to fuck off and when he didn't I threw the Cheetoneck to the ground! You should have seen the stupid look on his euphoric face when he thought I was going to punch him, lol!

Anyway I threw a copy of The Hobbit Trilogy at his face when I left. Didn't get any shopping done because of this horseshit either.

I hate the euphoric people.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/24/17 8:01:36 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
Is cheetocarpet a Trump slur?

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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/24/17 8:02:04 PM
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Banjo2553 posted...
Smells like a copypasta.

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voldothegr8
11/24/17 8:07:50 PM
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What's a cheetocarpet?
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Burgess
11/24/17 8:09:41 PM
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Who buys box sets anymore.
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Soggy_Burger
11/24/17 8:21:06 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
Is cheetocarpet a Trump slur?

No

Banjo2553 posted...
Smells like a copypasta.

Also a no

Smashingpmkns posted...
Damn I miss when cheeto was an insult for filthy nerds and not for filthy racists.

Same no one cares about Drumpf

Zikten posted...
this never happened

Actually it did happen.

voldothegr8 posted...
What's a cheetocarpet?

A disgusting euphoric slime.

Burgess posted...
Who buys box sets anymore.

My girlfriend. Technology inept besides social networking.
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SonicZack
11/24/17 8:38:55 PM
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I keep laughing Everytime I hear the word cheetocarpet
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CarlGrimes
11/24/17 9:18:04 PM
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Burgess posted...
Who buys box sets anymore.

Depends on if it has good collectables. I love my Lost box set.
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CapnMuffin
11/24/17 9:37:31 PM
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I dropped in to B.B. today and there were definitely a ton of cringey sloppy people in there
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