Current Events > Reminder: Tim Tebow is a virgin.

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Boo_Guy
11/26/17 9:23:36 PM
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He said he's saving himself for marriage. He's 30-years-old now.

Could have smashed thousands of THOTs. Still pure.
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TheDarkCircle
11/26/17 9:24:13 PM
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He's gay
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Milkman5
11/26/17 9:24:24 PM
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yeah so.
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D-Lo_BrownTown
11/26/17 9:24:50 PM
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Butt stuff doesn't count
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Pepys Monster
11/26/17 9:24:54 PM
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The best people live a life of celibacy.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/26/17 9:25:41 PM
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I count buttstuff
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ShinigamiSoul
11/26/17 9:26:34 PM
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*Googles*

Oh, he's pretty for a virgin.
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KlRBEH
11/26/17 9:27:34 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
*Googles*

Oh, he's pretty for a virgin.

You're acting like it matters if he's pretty or not, he's a NFL player lmao
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Boo_Guy
11/26/17 9:28:37 PM
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KlRBEH posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
*Googles*

Oh, he's pretty for a virgin.

You're acting like it matters if he's pretty or not, he's a NFL player lmao

Not just an NFL player, the dude was a legend at the University of Florida. Florida! Where countless sexy af women would drop anything to fuck him!

Respect for Tebow.
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ShinigamiSoul
11/26/17 9:29:57 PM
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KlRBEH posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
*Googles*

Oh, he's pretty for a virgin.

You're acting like it matters if he's pretty or not, he's a NFL player lmao

Nah, looks matter a bit more than such status.
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Boo_Guy
11/26/17 9:31:36 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
KlRBEH posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
*Googles*

Oh, he's pretty for a virgin.

You're acting like it matters if he's pretty or not, he's a NFL player lmao

Nah, looks matter a bit more than such status.

Status >>> looks. Professional sports players have it easy with women regardless of how attractive they are.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/26/17 9:31:51 PM
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Boo_Guy posted...
KlRBEH posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
*Googles*

Oh, he's pretty for a virgin.

You're acting like it matters if he's pretty or not, he's a NFL player lmao

Not just an NFL player, the dude was a legend at the University of Florida. Florida! Where countless sexy af women would drop anything to fuck him!

Respect for Tebow.


Respect sure...but what the FUCK. I know it can feel good to reject a thirsty sluts advances but that's overkill.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/26/17 9:32:39 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
KlRBEH posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
*Googles*

Oh, he's pretty for a virgin.

You're acting like it matters if he's pretty or not, he's a NFL player lmao

Nah, looks matter a bit more than such status.


Imagine thinking this is the norm. That might apply for men towards women tho
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Boo_Guy
11/26/17 9:33:44 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Respect sure...but what the FUCK. I know it can feel good to reject a thirsty sluts advances but that's overkill.

The dude is very serious about his religion. Some people actually live celibate lives like this in the name of a higher calling... it's just rare among very high status, good looking men.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/26/17 9:37:50 PM
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Boo_Guy posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Respect sure...but what the FUCK. I know it can feel good to reject a thirsty sluts advances but that's overkill.

The dude is very serious about his religion. Some people actually live celibate lives like this in the name of a higher calling... it's just rare among very high status, good looking men.


Yeah. Im fine & happy without sex for loooong periods but Im not very attractive anymore and my standards are higher than they should be now. I had it too good in my younger years.
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Uncle_Drew
11/26/17 9:38:40 PM
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So he says
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Boo_Guy
11/26/17 9:40:49 PM
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Uncle_Drew posted...
So he says

His girlfriend in 2015 dumped him, because she said he wouldn't put out. Odds are pretty good he's legit.
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ShinigamiSoul
11/26/17 9:45:00 PM
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Boo_Guy posted...
Uncle_Drew posted...
So he says

His girlfriend in 2015 dumped him, because she said he wouldn't put out. Odds are pretty good he's legit.

I wonder if she even got to see the goods? Lul
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Dyinglegacy
11/26/17 9:45:41 PM
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He's a voluntary celibate, though. He's a virgin cause he wants to be. If he flopped his dick out and said "hey you, suck and fuck" he wouldn't be a virgin anymore. Chicks would be all over it.

The sting comes from when you want some, but can't get it. That's what all the involuntary celibates moan about.
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Kamala_Harris
11/26/17 9:46:42 PM
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Miss Universe dumped him in 2015 because he wouldn't fuck her

think about that.
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Boo_Guy
11/26/17 9:48:57 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
He's a voluntary celibate, though. He's a virgin cause he wants to be. If he flopped his dick out and said "hey you, suck and fuck" he wouldn't be a virgin anymore. Chicks would be all over it.

The sting comes from when you want some, but can't get it. That's what all the involuntary celibates moan about.

Well, yeah. People who are virgins not by choice aren't impressive. Someone like Tebow though is very impressive. I don't think any other man could have that kind of willpower.
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Dyinglegacy
11/26/17 9:52:03 PM
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Boo_Guy posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
He's a voluntary celibate, though. He's a virgin cause he wants to be. If he flopped his dick out and said "hey you, suck and fuck" he wouldn't be a virgin anymore. Chicks would be all over it.

The sting comes from when you want some, but can't get it. That's what all the involuntary celibates moan about.

Well, yeah. People who are virgins not by choice aren't impressive. Someone like Tebow though is very impressive. I don't think any other man could have that kind of willpower.


I wonder how women feel who come onto him, and he turns them down? Women that have never been turned down before.
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Returning_CEmen
11/26/17 9:59:22 PM
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Kamala_Harris posted...
Miss Universe dumped him in 2015 because he wouldn't fuck her

think about that.

Why didn't she just marry him then?
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ShinigamiSoul
11/26/17 10:01:47 PM
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It's a shame such a beautiful man has to wait so long tho. Not getting any younger breh.
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Damn_Underscore
11/26/17 10:03:50 PM
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Marriage is a serious thing, not to be taken lightly. He obviously hasn't found the right woman yet.

Good for him.
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Uncle_Drew
11/26/17 10:04:02 PM
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Boo_Guy posted...
Uncle_Drew posted...
So he says

His girlfriend in 2015 dumped him, because she said he wouldn't put out. Odds are pretty good he's legit.

So she says
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Xelltrix
11/26/17 10:19:07 PM
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Whoa, is he still doing that? Good for him I guess.
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Scotty_Rogers
11/26/17 10:19:38 PM
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King Of Turbovirgins
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Xelltrix
11/26/17 10:20:44 PM
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Turbovirgin's usually considered that way because it's involuntary. >_> He wouldn't fit.
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Scotty_Rogers
11/26/17 10:24:02 PM
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Xelltrix posted...
Turbovirgin's usually considered that way because it's involuntary. >_> He wouldn't fit.


Then he's a Legendary Virgin
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Lost_All_Senses
11/26/17 11:58:21 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
Boo_Guy posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
He's a voluntary celibate, though. He's a virgin cause he wants to be. If he flopped his dick out and said "hey you, suck and fuck" he wouldn't be a virgin anymore. Chicks would be all over it.

The sting comes from when you want some, but can't get it. That's what all the involuntary celibates moan about.

Well, yeah. People who are virgins not by choice aren't impressive. Someone like Tebow though is very impressive. I don't think any other man could have that kind of willpower.


I wonder how women feel who come onto him, and he turns them down? Women that have never been turned down before.


Ive personally turned down a chick practically begging for it after we did other shit. And Ive turned down others trying during my prime. It's far from unheard-of cause Im far from top of the food chain and have personal experience. Its actually a pretty good power trip. Not why I did it but it was a plus.
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SnoozeLord
11/27/17 12:00:14 AM
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if there were a super bowl ring for virginity...
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SnoozeLord
11/27/17 12:00:26 AM
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he'd be the one to earn it
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anth0ny
11/27/17 12:01:28 AM
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SnoozeLord posted...
he'd be the one to earn it

and give that fucker a captain planet power to go a long with it
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Dyinglegacy
11/27/17 6:11:46 PM
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What if he's actually asexual, and doesn't know how to deal with it, so he just pretends? If he were straight up gay, it probably would been leaked by now.

It's hard to believe that a straight male, with loads of pussy jumping at him, would be able to contain himself. But, hey, maybe he's just superman.
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nexigrams
11/27/17 6:13:06 PM
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My gooooooood is an amazing god hear it
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Dyinglegacy
11/27/17 6:15:24 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
Boo_Guy posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
He's a voluntary celibate, though. He's a virgin cause he wants to be. If he flopped his dick out and said "hey you, suck and fuck" he wouldn't be a virgin anymore. Chicks would be all over it.

The sting comes from when you want some, but can't get it. That's what all the involuntary celibates moan about.

Well, yeah. People who are virgins not by choice aren't impressive. Someone like Tebow though is very impressive. I don't think any other man could have that kind of willpower.


I wonder how women feel who come onto him, and he turns them down? Women that have never been turned down before.


Ive personally turned down a chick practically begging for it after we did other shit. And Ive turned down others trying during my prime. It's far from unheard-of cause Im far from top of the food chain and have personal experience. Its actually a pretty good power trip. Not why I did it but it was a plus.


How did they take it?
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EternalDivide
11/27/17 6:35:02 PM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
He's gay

Yeah. But my theory has always been that I don't think he realizes it. That he's not aware of it on a surface level. He's not hiding it like Aaron Rodgers. He's just so deep in his family's religious world. Brain washed is too cruel a phrase. But if you read about him and the way he was raised. His whole world view is his father's and his religion's. Not his own.
He seems like a genuinely good guy though. But I kind of feel bad for him.
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Xelltrix
11/27/17 6:40:31 PM
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I don't see any reason to think he's gay, he's just straight and following old practices.
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Megaman50100
11/27/17 6:55:49 PM
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EternalDivide posted...
But if you read about him and the way he was raised. His whole world view is his father's and his religion's. Not his own.
He seems like a genuinely good guy though. But I kind of feel bad for him.

I mean, no one ever has their own world view.
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