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Chicken
11/30/17 2:12:29 AM
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My daughter usually played Super Mario Run, so she was expecting the princess to be at the end of the first castle of Super Mario Bros, but Toad was there instead and she thought this was hilarious.
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solosnake
11/30/17 2:14:03 AM
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I hope you explained that there is nothing wrong with mario kissing toad
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NadYobWoc
11/30/17 2:14:38 AM
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Your daughter is bigoted and needs to learn a lesson about microaggressions.
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Flasbangs
11/30/17 2:14:42 AM
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Do they put gay stuff in entertainment for kids now?
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Chicken
11/30/17 2:15:18 AM
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solosnake posted...
I hope you explained that there is nothing wrong with mario kissing toad

No one should kiss Toad.
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JimmyJumper6
11/30/17 2:15:40 AM
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smart child
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GODTIER
11/30/17 2:15:53 AM
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Chicken posted...
solosnake posted...
I hope you explained that there is nothing wrong with mario kissing toad

No one should kiss Toad.


What's the matter, CHICKEN?!?!?
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_MorningStar
11/30/17 2:17:21 AM
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You need to tell your daughter to check her privilege.
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ShadyDre50
11/30/17 2:17:39 AM
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solosnake posted...
I hope you explained that there is nothing wrong with mario kissing toad


tbh, biologically it doesn't make sense for mario to be kissing toad.

not to mention that's gross.
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SapphireOfChaos
11/30/17 2:18:25 AM
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What's her opinion on Toadette?
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Flasbangs
11/30/17 2:19:34 AM
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ShadyDre50 posted...
solosnake posted...
I hope you explained that there is nothing wrong with mario kissing toad


tbh, biologically it doesn't make sense for mario to be killing toad.

not to mention that's gross.


But he kills lots of other shrooms.. Seems like his thing.
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boxington
11/30/17 2:21:26 AM
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kinda surprised to hear that you're a father, tbh.
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Chicken
11/30/17 2:30:46 AM
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boxington posted...
kinda surprised to hear that you're a father, tbh.

Why? Do you think I act the same way in real life as I do on a shitty anonymous backwoods forum?
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ModLogic
11/30/17 2:33:21 AM
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ChemicalX
11/30/17 2:34:23 AM
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Y'all can fuck with Mario and toad all day, I want some of the KOOPA BROS
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Chicken
11/30/17 2:34:59 AM
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ChemicalX posted...
Y'all can fuck with Mario and toad all day, I want some of the KOOPA BROS

You mean Koopa Kids?

Thats fucked up, dude.
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boxington
11/30/17 2:35:19 AM
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Chicken posted...
boxington posted...
kinda surprised to hear that you're a father, tbh.

Why? Do you think I act the same way in real life as I do on a shitty anonymous backwoods forum?

tbf, there are posters who act the same way online as they do in real life
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Chicken
11/30/17 2:37:05 AM
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boxington posted...
Chicken posted...
boxington posted...
kinda surprised to hear that you're a father, tbh.

Why? Do you think I act the same way in real life as I do on a shitty anonymous backwoods forum?

tbf, there are posters who act the same way online as they do in real life

I guess thats true... I wouldnt have believed that until I came to CE.
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Solar_Crimson
11/30/17 12:24:53 PM
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@Chicken posted...
ChemicalX posted...
Y'all can fuck with Mario and toad all day, I want some of the KOOPA BROS

You mean Koopa Kids?

https://www.mariowiki.com/Koopa_Bros.
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Chicken
11/30/17 1:23:27 PM
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You don't have to mention me in my own thread, you fuckin knucklehead.
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legendarylemur
11/30/17 1:27:47 PM
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Chicken posted...
boxington posted...
Chicken posted...
boxington posted...
kinda surprised to hear that you're a father, tbh.

Why? Do you think I act the same way in real life as I do on a shitty anonymous backwoods forum?

tbf, there are posters who act the same way online as they do in real life

I guess thats true... I wouldnt have believed that until I came to CE.

Sometimes my internet persona leaks through. I feel I've integrated the way I act online to my everyday life but not in a negative way.

Basically I went from being too introverted to fairly social now because I've learned to actually talk about shit with people. It's not all bad, really
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Offworlder1
11/30/17 1:31:07 PM
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Seems like a smart child with a good head on her shoulders.
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ThePrinceFish
11/30/17 1:31:46 PM
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Sounds like a well adjusted little girl.
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KazumaKiryu
11/30/17 1:39:22 PM
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Sounds like you're doing a good job as a father.
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Drrobotniks
11/30/17 1:50:09 PM
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Chicken posted...
boxington posted...
kinda surprised to hear that you're a father, tbh.

Why? Do you think I act the same way in real life as I do on a shitty anonymous backwoods forum?

Well if it's the only interpretation of your person we have, then yes. Yea we do, and it's reasonable to do so too.
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Steve Nick
11/30/17 1:58:55 PM
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Did you correct her?
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Solid Sonic
11/30/17 1:58:55 PM
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solosnake posted...
I hope you explained that there is nothing wrong with mario kissing toad

Well it interferes with canon shipping so I'm against that.
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Chicken
11/30/17 2:02:51 PM
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Steve Nick posted...
Did you correct her?


No, she knows Toad is a shit tier character.
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KazumaKiryu
11/30/17 2:04:12 PM
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Steve Nick posted...
Did you correct her?


She is already correct.
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