Current Events > I can't believe my mom stooped so low
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HeyPuff 12/01/17 12:21:56 AM #1: |
My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm." So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh). My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimmyJumper6 12/01/17 12:25:15 AM #2: |
ce is dying
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HeyPuff 12/01/17 12:26:12 AM #3: |
JimmyJumper6 posted...
ce is dying CElite @_@ --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kanaya413 12/01/17 12:26:32 AM #4: |
I never understood this meme
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GODTIER 12/01/17 12:28:00 AM #5: |
Wait why do you think she enjoyed it
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kuwab0 12/01/17 12:28:41 AM #6: |
GODTIER posted...
Wait why do you think she enjoyed it Because she got wet --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ExtremeLuchador 12/01/17 12:31:51 AM #7: |
They'd charge $5,000 to do this.
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Kitt 12/01/17 12:39:39 AM #8: |
Diamond is the hardest metal.
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PepsiWithCoke 12/01/17 12:42:00 AM #9: |
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Azardea 12/01/17 12:55:22 AM #10: |
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