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Scaramanga
12/02/17 6:26:28 PM
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I feel like I wipe and wipe and wipe and I still see brown on the paper. What am I doing wrong?
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Turbam
12/02/17 6:28:41 PM
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Maybe you should just give up wiping
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Scaramanga
12/02/17 6:29:53 PM
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Turbam posted...
Maybe you should just give up wiping

Sometimes if I poop at home I'll just hop right into the shower instead of wiping.
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Damn_Underscore
12/02/17 6:32:51 PM
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https://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment-CB-1000/dp/B003TPGPUW/
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Kamala_Harris
12/02/17 6:33:34 PM
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You might not be done pooping yet. Squeeze really hard and see if anything happens.
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Zack_Attackv1
12/02/17 6:35:24 PM
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Scaramanga
12/02/17 6:36:08 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
Are you fat

No, average size. I am hairy though.
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Vicious_Dios
12/02/17 6:37:01 PM
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Rub your ass on the grass.
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Holy_Cloud105
12/02/17 6:37:50 PM
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Scaramanga posted...
I feel like I wipe and wipe and wipe and I still see brown on the paper. What am I doing wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGCIGEUB32M

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Blitz4532
12/02/17 6:39:25 PM
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Use baby wet wipes, they help.
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synth_real
12/02/17 8:08:53 PM
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Get the bulk of it, then get a fresh piece of TP and spit on it and finger your butthole with it a little bit. If it's cheap TP, makes sure it's several layers thick or your finger will bust through
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